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Re: There’s a raccoon living in my attic [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#27262452 - 03/20/21 08:05 PM (3 years, 8 days ago) |
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I am also betting on the coon
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Paw Paw said: I am also betting on the coon
Give me Old Blue you fat bastard
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Re: There’s a raccoon living in my attic [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#27262456 - 03/20/21 08:08 PM (3 years, 8 days ago) |
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Give me $5,000 first That is a good downpayment for me a new 2021 GMC
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I got $10 on the coon.
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Re: There’s a raccoon living in my attic [Re: schmutzen]
#27262480 - 03/20/21 08:30 PM (3 years, 8 days ago) |
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Woah this is intense
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Paw Paw said: Give me $5,000 first That is a good downpayment for me a new 2021 GMC
Give me Old Blue and if it runs smoothly for a decade I’ll give you the $5000 adjusted for inflation and a blow job as interest.
I’ll suck your dick.
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Re: There’s a raccoon living in my attic [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#27262615 - 03/20/21 11:11 PM (3 years, 8 days ago) |
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Make a ball with some old socks and drench with ammonia.Chunk the drenched sock toward where the coons bed and they will leave. Supossed to be ...
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Re: There’s a raccoon living in my attic [Re: koods]
#27263261 - 03/21/21 01:12 PM (3 years, 8 days ago) |
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koods said: Replaced the vent screen while the raccoon was out getting smokes or whatever they do. He’s gonna have a rude surprise when he learns he’s been evicted.
There’s a shed with an attic that is open to the outside he can live there if he wants
You should bake yourself a nice humble pie so you'll have something to eat when he gets through that screen. They're born with bandit masks for a reason. The critter dose seems to have a pretty nice sense of humor though, so I think you should play this out for while. I wouldn't call a professional until you're absolutely sure that you need a psychiatrist to help you get through this.
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Re: There’s a raccoon living in my attic [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
#27263293 - 03/21/21 01:38 PM (3 years, 7 days ago) |
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It will probably take something at least as sturdy as hardware cloth to keep him out.
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Re: There’s a raccoon living in my attic [Re: Baby_Hitler] 1
#27274712 - 03/29/21 04:12 PM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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Whatever is digging up cicadas has really expanded their efforts. They’re tearing up large parts of my yard.
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Re: There’s a raccoon living in my attic [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
#27274715 - 03/29/21 04:15 PM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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TheFakeSunRa said:
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Paw Paw said: I am also betting on the coon
Give me Old Blue you fat bastard
Old Blue has already been left to me in Paws will.
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Re: There’s a raccoon living in my attic [Re: koods]
#27274723 - 03/29/21 04:18 PM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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koods said: Whatever is digging up cicadas has really expanded their efforts. They’re tearing up large parts of my yard.
That was me
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Those bastards have to be stopped
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I also ate that raccoon
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Re: There’s a raccoon living in my attic [Re: koods]
#27274936 - 03/29/21 07:44 PM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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koods said: Whatever is digging up cicadas has really expanded their efforts. They’re tearing up large parts of my yard.
Look into milky spore fungus. The granules work well. Takes a couple of years but once your lawn is inoculated the grubs go and so do the pests.
Grubbex works but seems likely to be part of the chemicals impacting the bee population so I recommend against using it.
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Re: There’s a raccoon living in my attic [Re: Sugabearcrisp]
#27274942 - 03/29/21 07:50 PM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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This only happens every 17 years
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Re: There’s a raccoon living in my attic [Re: koods] 1
#27274947 - 03/29/21 07:54 PM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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That should give you plenty of time.
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Re: There’s a raccoon living in my attic [Re: koods]
#27275417 - 03/30/21 07:24 AM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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Yeah idk but cicada feed off tree roots while underground. The pics you posted look like root free lawn which sounds like grubs. Have you attempted to dig em up yourself to verify that it is cicadas?
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Re: There’s a raccoon living in my attic [Re: koods]
#27275424 - 03/30/21 07:28 AM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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koods said: Whatever is digging up cicadas has really expanded their efforts. They’re tearing up large parts of my yard.
You should get one of those game cameras. But it's probably this guy looking for buried treasure:
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Re: There’s a raccoon living in my attic [Re: koods]
#27275496 - 03/30/21 08:26 AM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'm guessing your yard diggers are foxes. The foxes get scared by the coyotes and the raccoons get scarred by the foxes.
Hearing any screams in the night???
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