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Violet



Registered: 12/06/11
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Put half water half popcorn or rice in a jar
Microwave for 1 hour at 100% psi
Soak some of those dank dried mushrooms you stuck in your pocket from that party the other week in hydrogen peroxide, there are spores and shit in there lol
Throw em in there when the jars cool down
Bam
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mushboy
modboy



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Re: Halfass mycology [Re: A.k.a] 2
#27255337 - 03/16/21 08:48 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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tek too hard need pics.
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MLPismyOPSEC
That One Ponyfucker


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Re: Halfass mycology [Re: 4HO-DMT] 2
#27255449 - 03/16/21 10:22 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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You have to make your own paper owls, origami style. They aren't as easy as cranes are, but you'll get the hang of it! Mix spaghetti sauce 50/50 with peanut butter for best results
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TerdleMountain
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Re: Halfass mycology [Re: Violet] 2
#27255554 - 03/16/21 12:00 PM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Violet said: Put half water half popcorn or rice in a jar
Microwave for 1 hour at 100% psi
Soak some of those dank dried mushrooms you stuck in your pocket from that party the other week in hydrogen peroxide, there are spores and shit in there lol
Throw em in there when the jars cool down
Bam
I trieded this and now I'm on the sex offenders registry.. was it because I used APEs?
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Yourtight
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Halfass mycology 1
#27255047 - 03/16/21 02:37 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Alright so like the title says this tek is for people who want to try and grow mushrooms not only cheap but effective as akd impossible to mess up i just remember all the readojg i did before i ever started and how i almost never even gave it a chancr becisdr how hard everyone made it out to be but enough with that. Here is my tek
First buy your spawn. If ypu choose corn simply boil the popcorn for 20 mins. The corn should still be hard but very slightly sqfter when ypu bite the corn with your teeth. For jars i jist went to walmart and boyght the 1$ glass jars of spaghetti sauce or relish. Alot cheaper then mason jars and just as effecti. After the cotn has been boiled for 20 mins lay out some paper towles om a flat cookie pan. Drain tbe water that ypu boiled the corn ijn and lay out corn on the paperowles. Let dry for an hour or 2. It should still be a tiny bit wet. If you stuck your hamds in it a bunch of the corn shouldnt stiick to ypur hand if itdoes tjhats too wet. Now back to the jars.simply clean them out with soap and hot warer punch one single hole in the center of each lid. Let dry l. Fill up the jars to about 3/4 full. Screw on the lid and cover hole on lid eith a single strip of 3m micropore tape. Then cover the lid with foil. Repeat with all your cars fhen pressure cook them for an hour and 45 mins. After that let the jars reach back to room temp before innoculating. Now duriing inoculation go to a clean area. Take off the foil and tape and inject spore solution in hole of jar. Quickly put new strip of tape over the whole and repeat with all jars and remembering to burnl the needle red hot before every injection. Let them all sit for 2 weeks before observing. Once fullly colonized you can use the spawn for grain to grain transfers making ypu able to make a ton of spawn from very little. Or ypu can get a containers and use the spawn mixed with just coir. Cover with foil and check on them after 2 weeks. They shpuld be close to fully colonized and ready to fruit. Ive used several different fruting chambers i will add more to this if any of you are actually interested. But yeah doing it this way is for surely balfass but absolutey works. Ive grown tons of mushies and tons of amazing canopies sorry about the spelling errors will edt soon
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Feasoghorm

Registered: 10/24/18
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Re: Halfass mycology [Re: Yourtight] 1
#27255051 - 03/16/21 02:42 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Goatrider
Rhythm Guitarist



Registered: 04/08/20
Posts: 4,396
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Re: Halfass mycology [Re: DERRAYLD] 1
#27255076 - 03/16/21 03:14 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Usually i immediately leave posts if i see such a wall of words. But this was fun to read.
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GenericHero
one howdy stranger


Registered: 07/07/20
Posts: 1,487
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Re: Halfass mycology [Re: Yourtight] 1
#27255151 - 03/16/21 05:43 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Please don't edit out the spelling errors. They're great. I encourage you to make more in similar fashion
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Professor X
School for the Gifted



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A foaf's pet alien shot APE and GT spores into a peanut butter jar full of soggy corn and it stalled 7 weeks later at 90%. Can he spawn the finished parts and just scoop the unfinished out and maybe eat them or reuse in another project? He hates to be wasteful and knows the rest of the jar is clean because it colonized and smelled like fresh mushies everytime he opened it.
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A.k.a
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Registered: 10/27/19
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So...prep grain and add spores.
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Benson
The Kidd ⭐


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Halfass seems a bit advanced for me, could we get a quarterass tek? Like, just a little bit of cheek
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Re: Halfass mycology [Re: Yourtight] 1
#27255435 - 03/16/21 10:09 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yourtight said: ...Drain tbe water that ypu boiled the corn ijn and lay out corn on the paperowles...
Need help.
I have been looking for paper owles everywhere and I can't find them. Can I substitute real owls?
Also, do I remove the spaghetti sauce or leave it in the jar?
Thanks!
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Benson
The Kidd ⭐


Registered: 09/29/20
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Re: Halfass mycology [Re: Violet] 1
#27255492 - 03/16/21 10:57 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Violet said: Put half water half popcorn or rice in a jar
Microwave for 1 hour at 100% psi
Soak some of those dank dried mushrooms you stuck in your pocket from that party the other week in hydrogen peroxide, there are spores and shit in there lol
Throw em in there when the jars cool down
Bam
Holy fuck
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I'm confused though when do I use the Uncle Ben's?
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TheBoJim
Strangest



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Re: Halfass mycology [Re: D3_Myc] 1
#27255639 - 03/16/21 01:30 PM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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I was trying to decide what teks I wanted to add to my signature to help noobs, done.
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alaskappalachian
Entitiologist

Registered: 10/22/19
Posts: 1,674
Loc: The 49th Dimension
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Quote:
Genghis Chron said: Will this tech work for jedi mind fuck strain?
JMF only grows on PF Tek. Guess you didn't even bother reading the stickies.
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Zakkery



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Quote:
GenericHero said: Here is a micro ass link
You need ultra high resolution monitor to see it
P.s. I hope op is a troll, otherwise I feel bad for all the fun made of him
I genuinely zoomed in.
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Sockadin



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GOd Damnit Go Get that man a TC tag!
And a dictionary.
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DERRAYLD
Constructus


Registered: 05/13/02
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Wow, it's like you took a normal tek and just followed it.
Genius
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doubleD
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Re: Halfass mycology [Re: Goatrider]
#27255132 - 03/16/21 04:59 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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beautiful bro..
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