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OfflineDreamer987
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Primus=not just for otd anymore
    #2722866 - 05/24/04 02:54 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Jhon the Fisherman

When he was young you'd not find him doing well in school,
His mind would turn unto the waters.
Always the focus of adolescent ridicule,
He has no time for farmer's daughters.
Alienated from the clique society,
A lonely boy finds peace in fishing.
His mother says "John this is not the way life's supposed to be."
"Don't you see the life that you are missing?"
And he says...
When I grow up I want to be,
One of the harvesters of the sea.
I think before my days are done,
I want to be a fisherman.

Now years gone by we find man that rules the sea.
He sets out on a dark May morning .
To bring his catch back to this small community.
He doesn't see the danger dawning.
Four hours up, oh the ocean swelled and swelled,
The fog rolled in it started raining.
"The starboard bow." "Oh my God we're going down!"
The do not hear his frantic mayday.
And he says
When I grow up I want to be,
one of the harvesters of the sea.
I think before my days are done,
I want to be a fisherman.
"I'll live and die a fisherman."
Calling John the Fisherman.


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Re: Primus=not just for otd anymore [Re: Dreamer987]
    #2722888 - 05/24/04 02:58 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Felt a pang late one afternoon
I was fishin' off Muir beach
With Larry LeLonde
Grabbed a tuna salad sandwich
And I started to chew
Pretty soon Ler's yellin
Fish on. Fish on

I was just a little pup
And it was derby day
Was dad and me and Darrell
Out in San Pablo bay
Taco flavored Doritos
And my orange life vest
Dad caught a hundred pound sturgeon
On twenty-pound test
Now he fought that fish for an hour
And a half
Darrell'd say "Jump ya sons a bitch!"
And he grabbed for the gaff
When we got him in the boat
He measured six feet long
I was so danged impressed I had
To write a song called
Fish on

T'was a bright and sunny day
It was me and Todd Huth
Fishin' shark & Stingray
Out of Bohuas Lagoon
Well hey, hey, hey I'll be screwed,
Blued and tatooed
Looks like I got me one of them fish on
Fish on.


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Re: Primus=not just for otd anymore [Re: Dreamer987]
    #2722905 - 05/24/04 03:02 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

The old diamondback sturgeon came swimmin' along
Minding his business one day
Rooting and sniffing and urging to spawn
In the mud flats of San Pablo Bay
A scent came around so he followed his snout
He found what was to his surprise
A golden morsel, a tidbit, a tight bunch of grass shrimp
Was there right before this buck's eyes
He circle round twice and he took a big whiff
Then sucked up this savory meal
Then came a jolt and to the diamondback's surprise
Through his lips cut the cold, barbed steel
In a panic the old diamondback sped to the north
He sped to the east, west and south
But the harder he swam, he still could not break free
From the "tugging" that pulled at his mouth
The old diamondback sturgeon came swimmin' along
Minding his business one day


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Re: Primus=not just for otd anymore [Re: Its Pat]
    #2722911 - 05/24/04 03:03 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Over the Falls

They broke out in laughter again,
his lip beaded with sweat as they strapped him in,
and he stood by and waited to be called.
The talk was of times that had gone by
and the quantity and quality of women they lie.
His eyes welled with wet and his mouth had gone dry.

As he stood by and waited to be called.
He stood by and waited to be called.
He stood by and waited like the others before
for his turn to go over the falls.

He got up and tried it again.
For lack of persistence is surely a sin.
As he stood by and waited to be called,
he looked to the lightning with glee
and admired his vessel for it's symmetry,
feeling twelve units shy of a bachelor's degree.

As he stood by and waited to be called.
He stood by and waited to be called.
He stood by and waited like the others before
for his turn to go over the falls.


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    #2722943 - 05/24/04 03:10 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: Primus=not just for otd anymore [Re: ]
    #2722968 - 05/24/04 03:22 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

PRIMUS SUCKS!


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Re: Primus=not just for otd anymore [Re: goobler]
    #2722997 - 05/24/04 03:31 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

quiet you!


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    #2723148 - 05/24/04 04:07 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: Primus=not just for otd anymore [Re: ]
    #2723196 - 05/24/04 04:14 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

haha..i forgot about that slogan!

i take back my previous statement


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Re: Primus=not just for otd anymore [Re: lukeboots]
    #2723283 - 05/24/04 04:33 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

thx....


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OfflineRenegade8
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Re: Primus=not just for otd anymore [Re: goobler]
    #2723602 - 05/24/04 05:45 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Primus Sucks!

(Yeah, I know it's already been said, but I just hafta do it. :cool:)

Side note - Anyone seen 'em on their current tour?  They're gonna be down here this Saturday & I really can't afford to go, but I really, really want to.  Somebody give me a reason to frivolously blow money on this show!


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Re: Primus=not just for otd anymore [Re: Renegade8]
    #2723628 - 05/24/04 05:50 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

because money doesn't matter and you'll probably find a way to get more anyway?


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Re: Primus=not just for otd anymore [Re: lukeboots]
    #2723647 - 05/24/04 05:54 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Good 'nuff!

Actually, I just looked at Ticketmaster's website & there are still $20 tickets available, so I'm there. I've gotten so used to paying $50-$75 for concerts these days that I didn't even expect to be able to afford it - that's kinda sad. And fuck Ticketmaster's $12 service charge - time for a drive to the box office.

Primus!! Woohoo!!! Haven't seen 'em in years, so I'm fucking stoked right now!


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Re: Primus=not just for otd anymore [Re: Renegade8]
    #2723657 - 05/24/04 05:56 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

hell ya!!

but i gotta tell ya, ticketmaster is not cool at all :thumbdown:
pollstar.com usually has better prices and service, but you're seeing primus anyway so don't listen to my stupid website advice.. just bask in the glory that will be your primus show

:smile2:


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Re: Primus=not just for otd anymore [Re: lukeboots]
    #2723681 - 05/24/04 06:01 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Wow - didn't know pollstar.com sold tickets.  I searched, but didn't see anything for this show.  The Irvine Meadows box office is open 'til 6:00, though, so I can head over there after work & not pay anybody's fucking service charge. :laugh:


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Re: Primus=not just for otd anymore [Re: Renegade8]
    #2724174 - 05/24/04 07:59 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Tight. A primus thread. Yay. I was watchin' that John the Fisherman video last night. It's cool. I can't wait till next Saturday. Already got my ticket in orchestra. We can party in the parking lot is you're there. The show starts at 8pm.

PM me.


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    #2726706 - 05/25/04 09:18 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: Primus=not just for otd anymore [Re: ]
    #2727100 - 05/25/04 11:57 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

5 back at ya!


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    #2727224 - 05/25/04 12:30 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: Primus=not just for otd anymore [Re: ]
    #2727231 - 05/25/04 12:33 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

:lol:


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