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Re: kissing cousin's.... kissing leads to... [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #26892872 - 08/22/20 03:46 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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Baby_Hitler said:
Which one, Adam N Eve, or Noah N the Ark?

Maybe all that inbreeding is why we don't live 900 years anymore.




We don't live as long because our MaxO2 uptake is smaller. Also, in christian circles it's believed that cavemen were us but hundreds of years older. This is because it's believed as we age, the brow ridge doesn't stop growing.


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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
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Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
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Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: kissing cousin's.... kissing leads to... [Re: Shiithead] * 1
    #26892935 - 08/22/20 05:53 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I blame The Great Gazoo, myself.

What a dum dum.


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Re: kissing cousin's.... kissing leads to... [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #26892979 - 08/22/20 06:41 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

People forget about all the other types human like beings roaming the earth as well. For example:Neanderthals.


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Re: kissing cousin's.... kissing leads to... [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #26893025 - 08/22/20 07:25 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

And then our ancestors domesticated wolves which drove the Neanderthals to extinction(allegedly) Mans bff.


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Re: kissing cousin's.... kissing leads to... [Re: birdeatingspider]
    #26893035 - 08/22/20 07:34 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

When i was a kid my grandparents had friends who would come to family events with their grandkids and we were told they were cousins.

Later in life i found out they were just family friends and we werent actual blood cousins of any degree.

One night i ran into my "cousin" and we were both rather drunk and made out/heavy petting.  What was weird is the next time i saw her she told me how guilty she felt because we were cousins and i told her wtf we arent real cousins, didnt you know?


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Re: kissing cousin's.... kissing leads to... [Re: Shiithead] * 1
    #26893051 - 08/22/20 07:51 AM (3 years, 5 months ago)

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Shiithead said:
Quote:

Baby_Hitler said:
Which one, Adam N Eve, or Noah N the Ark?

Maybe all that inbreeding is why we don't live 900 years anymore.




We don't live as long because our MaxO2 uptake is smaller. Also, in christian circles it's believed that cavemen were us but hundreds of years older. This is because it's believed as we age, the brow ridge doesn't stop growing.



Haha no.

People never lived 900yrs. It's likely a mistranslation. 900 lunar cycles
makes way more sense as that is equivalent to 75yrs.

Adam and eve also werent the 1st humans. Says so in the bible. Adam and eve
had 3 sons: seth, cain, and abel and however many daughters.

After cain killed abel he was given a mark to protect cain from harm from
others outside the garden. Well if adam and eve were the 1st people then who
is outside the garden to fuck with cain? The bible clearly suggests there are other humans.
That's right from the book of genesis, the mark of cain.

Adam was the first man, not the first human. Man is connection to god, human is flesh.
Adam was the first human to be given connection to god, but not even the bible
claims they were the first humanoids.

For the record I'm atheist leaning agnostic but grew up in ministry


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Re: kissing cousin's.... kissing leads to... [Re: natedawgnow]
    #26919913 - 09/05/20 06:33 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Day 15 of retarded thread.

Still no sign of OP. More questions are left unanswered.


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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: kissing cousin's.... kissing leads to... [Re: Shiithead]
    #26919947 - 09/05/20 06:46 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

Maybe he switched to masturbation.




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Re: kissing cousin's.... kissing leads to... [Re: Asante]
    #26919987 - 09/05/20 07:07 PM (3 years, 5 months ago)

I don't think it's been brought up but inbreeding is huge in Islamic countries and communities. Why those groups have concentrated levels of aggressive and unreasonable individuals is beyond me.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.


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Re: kissing cousin's.... kissing leads to... [Re: psi]
    #27219718 - 02/22/21 07:54 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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psi said:

From what you said in the other thread you are half as closely related as ordinary first cousins because your fathers are half brothers. Percentage wise you would share 6.5% of your ancestry.




Haha no that was me. But yeah i fucked my cousin again and this time i really have stopped doing that because last time that we fucked she was saying things like "oh my god, we are taking so much risk," because we werent wearing a condom.

so afterwards im like fuck this, bitch is crazy and would get pregnant on purpose so that was that


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Re: kissing cousin's.... kissing leads to... [Re: Double]
    #27219731 - 02/22/21 08:00 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

she was saying things like "if we get pregnant, the family would have no other choice but to accept it.."

so she freaked me out cuz im 32 and shes 36 but ive notice that women in their 30s dont give a fuck anymore if they pregnant and who they get pregnant from!!!

be careful!!!


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Re: kissing cousin's.... kissing leads to... [Re: Double]
    #27219750 - 02/22/21 08:09 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

she wasnt taking it like casual sex, she wanted to form a relationship so that fucked it all up

she was way too needy. i did told her that i loved her when we were fucking but only because it was hot!


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Re: kissing cousin's.... kissing leads to... [Re: Double]
    #27219762 - 02/22/21 08:16 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

For real?


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Re: kissing cousin's.... kissing leads to... [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27219784 - 02/22/21 08:27 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

true story


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Re: kissing cousin's.... kissing leads to... [Re: Double]
    #27219800 - 02/22/21 08:35 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Do y'all talk about when you're fully clothed?  Maybe you do love her


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Re: kissing cousin's.... kissing leads to... [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27219812 - 02/22/21 08:42 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

What happened with this is dewd fucking his cousin or is this just a complete troll?


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Re: kissing cousin's.... kissing leads to... [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL] * 1
    #27219816 - 02/22/21 08:43 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

I want it to be real


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Re: kissing cousin's.... kissing leads to... [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27219820 - 02/22/21 08:46 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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Do y'all talk about when you're fully clothed?  Maybe you do love her



i tell her man, that we could never have something real, not only because of our situation but because i dont love her like that!

but she thinks i do love her but that im just afraid of coming out

she doesnt get that i dont take any woman serious. its my fault too for getting involved with her, but the sex was really good, so good


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Re: kissing cousin's.... kissing leads to... [Re: Double] * 1
    #27219845 - 02/22/21 08:56 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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she doesnt get that i dont take any woman serious.







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Re: kissing cousin's.... kissing leads to... [Re: Double]
    #27219848 - 02/22/21 08:57 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Maybe you should get her pregnant, if the sex is good then it"s good.  Get locked in, fuck what your dad and uncle say, she'll love when you tell em to fuck off. 

You ain't trolling though?

I personally think it's ok.  Y'all are responsible for your offspring if they come to fruition and come out a little different, just like everybody else.  I think cousins don't tend to have a super high chance of passing recessive genes compared to siblings or immediate family though. Plus, it's the 21st century, if you get pregnant without trying to you're fucking up


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