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OfflineT0aD
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How to beat breathalyzer if you have time
    #2721753 - 05/24/04 09:31 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Whats good to do if you know like you got 3 hours till they test yah.
In my case it aint sure but possible
I got a beer and smirnoff ice only though.
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Re: How to beat breathalyzer if you have time [Re: T0aD]
    #2721758 - 05/24/04 09:37 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I be going swimming by the way so I guess that the best thing to do as it gonna practice my lungs, JOO KNOW WE ROLL
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Re: How to beat breathalyzer if you have time [Re: T0aD]
    #2721843 - 05/24/04 10:40 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

This was in the security forum. I still can't make heads or tails of it, so to the dump it goes.

Edit: Back by popular demand... I still think this reads like a broken mirror and cannot make heads nor tails of what you are asking.


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Re: How to beat breathalyzer if you have time [Re: T0aD]
    #2721845 - 05/24/04 10:40 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

i always thought that you could fill your mouth with air from the area around you, then blow it back into the breathaliser without it ever going inot your lungs.

i have also heard that sucking on pennies will create oxidation that will fool the breathlyser.


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Re: How to beat breathalyzer if you have time [Re: ZippoZ]
    #2723869 - 05/24/04 06:36 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

heh yeah Ive heard that too
also a guy next room was drinking (me too, but they didnt breathalyze me) and he like ate shitloads of chewing gums and similar shits and the breathalyzer showed =yellow which is like 1 unit or whatever the fucking measurment for 1 beer is but he actually drank alot more
you know there are lots of threads about passing drug tests but not even one I could find using the search function, about beating breathalyzers... so thats it :laugh:
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Re: How to beat breathalyzer if you have time [Re: T0aD]
    #2724248 - 05/24/04 08:23 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I have heard that if you put a few pennies in your mouth it will fuck up the results.


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Re: How to beat breathalyzer if you have time [Re: T0aD]
    #2724356 - 05/24/04 09:00 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

i saw a thing on discovery channel abou this, sadly from what they got theres absolutley nothing you can do to fake a breathalyzer.


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Re: How to beat breathalyzer if you have time [Re: Trip]
    #2724661 - 05/24/04 10:23 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Yea, the Myth Busters totally ripped through all of the 'beat the breath test tricks', and they got to get wasted in the proccess.


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Re: How to beat breathalyzer if you have time [Re: ZippoZ]
    #2725848 - 05/25/04 02:26 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

zippoz said:
i have also heard that sucking on pennies will create oxidation that will fool the breathlyser.




that is an urban legend


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Re: How to beat breathalyzer if you have time [Re: T0aD]
    #2729494 - 05/25/04 09:46 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Inspector Gadget would have Co2 cylinder in a fake tooth.

I guess if you had the time and didn't have to say anything you could operate a Co2 device hidden in your mouth.

you don't want it to sound like you're blowing up a ballon tho, altho that would be kind of funny.


Edited by castaway (05/25/04 10:01 PM)


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Re: How to beat breathalyzer if you have time [Re: T0aD]
    #2730446 - 05/26/04 01:12 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

umm, excess c02 is what gives you a positive, you would need to reduce the amount of co2 to pass, perhaps an 02 cartridge/tooth?


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"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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Re: How to beat breathalyzer if you have time [Re: ZippoZ]
    #2730603 - 05/26/04 01:59 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

HOw bout N20  :tongue:enisdance: :smile:


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Re: How to beat breathalyzer if you have time [Re: SillyWilly]
    #2730923 - 05/26/04 03:55 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

alright, now it's getting a bit rediculous...the officers are gonna know if you are shooting air into your mouth, plus its a big amount of air you have to blow into the straw.


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Re: How to beat breathalyzer if you have time [Re: ZippoZ]
    #2731120 - 05/26/04 06:41 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

zippoz said:
umm, excess c02 is what gives you a positive, you would need to reduce the amount of co2 to pass, perhaps an 02 cartridge/tooth?




where did you get this info...it is completely wrong

go here learn more!
http://science.howstuffworks.com/breathalyzer.htm


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Re: How to beat breathalyzer if you have time [Re: Ekstaza]
    #2732508 - 05/26/04 03:44 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I saw that too...

Do you think if there was a way to beat breathalyzers that the mythbusters people would tell other people how to do it on TV?

I don't.


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Re: How to beat breathalyzer if you have time [Re: SpecialEd]
    #2732917 - 05/26/04 05:10 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I could never see a way of beating a breathalyzer. I get it 3 times a week and by the time i am done blowing into that little straw i become light headed because i had to blow so much air through there. Whatever you drank is showing up plus the test they give me is digital so no matching up colors. Gives u a straight up number on how fucked up you are.


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Re: How to beat breathalyzer if you have time [Re: T0aD]
    #2735288 - 05/27/04 04:10 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Yup, NO way in hell your gonna beat a breathalizer. It takes time to do it, not seconds. If your that worried about it, dont drink in the first place. If you arent worried about it, well than come over and lets get wasted!!! Peace out!!!

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Re: How to beat breathalyzer if you have time [Re: Trip]
    #2743422 - 05/29/04 02:47 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

yeah it's really too bad you can't drive around amazingly drunk without fear of any legal consequences


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Re: How to beat breathalyzer if you have time [Re: toobamp]
    #2744312 - 05/29/04 02:41 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I got breathalyzed couple of days ago, hehe, I had a beer like hour and a half before testin me and I think it was positive but the teacher didnt care.
Also, those digital breathalyzers are far better than the baloon style. At least some of them. Cause in the baloon you cant fake but blow air from your lungs, or it will get like half full (if you fill it with the air in your mouth) which shows for shizzle.
The digital ones are lame, 1) you can pretend youre blowing at it but actually blow down of you, also they are not that sensetive. But it depends though, for example in my school there are 2 kinds of digital ones, the one thats yellow is so cool it shows yellow for people that are fucked up (lol), and the other is quite nasty, its more precise and you blow in it trough a straw and you cant fake the blowing part neither.
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Re: How to beat breathalyzer if you have time [Re: T0aD]
    #2747357 - 05/30/04 06:16 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

This is a bit off-topic,

If you ever get into an accident and have alcohol in your system, do the following.

Get out of the car, open your trunk and grab a 40 of beer.
Start chugging it down, and bomb your keys away from the car.
When the police come, say you freaked out because of the accident and took to the drink to calm down.
The person you hit will testify, and any alcohol that is in your system will be attributed to the 40 you just chugged.


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