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Foot needs a new big toe knuckle I have already had 1 foot done, i was only on crutches for a few days
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Niffla



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Paw Paw said: Where have you been
I been everywhere doin' thangz 
Just playin I really haven't been anywhere and I have done very little in terms of thangz 
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Niffla



Registered: 06/09/08
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Paw Paw said: I talked Texas Football with Vince at his restaurant https://vinceyoungsteakhouse.com/
Did you for real? Where is Vince these days? Last I heard he got fired from the University of Texas from his coaching job
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Paw Paw said: I get to mainline fentanyl sp? on feb 5th
fent is shitty man ask for dilaudid
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Texas Honey Badger
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Re: TEXAS! [Re: Niffla] 1
#27173731 - 01/27/21 10:26 PM (3 years, 19 days ago) |
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Paw Paw said: I talked Texas Football with Vince at his restaurant https://vinceyoungsteakhouse.com/
Did you for real? Where is Vince these days? Last I heard he got fired from the University of Texas from his coaching job
Yeah about 4 years ago, he sat down at my table for about 30 minutes My date hated football but she was a bitch anyway
I will ask for dilaudid Morrow
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Texas Honey Badger
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Wednesday Texas bumped
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1234go
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Texas Honey Badger
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Re: TEXAS! [Re: 1234go]
#27174384 - 01/28/21 10:58 AM (3 years, 19 days ago) |
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I did earlier I gotta change out a texas size water heater today Then i gotta go pick up a texas size xanny script
YEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWW
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1234go
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I just had a texas sized pipe hit, and I got too high. 
Might go to the lake...i need a texas sized arrowhead that isn't broken
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Re: TEXAS! [Re: 1234go]
#27174398 - 01/28/21 11:08 AM (3 years, 19 days ago) |
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This one pissed me off last week
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Texas Honey Badger
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Re: TEXAS! [Re: 1234go]
#27175895 - 01/29/21 09:38 AM (3 years, 18 days ago) |
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Man the tip broked off
That water heater kicked my ass yesterday
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Crazy_Horse
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Texas Honey Badger
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Paw Paw said: Man the tip broked off
That water heater kicked my ass yesterday
And a big huge texas size can of maters fell off the shelve behind me It crashed on the foot that needs surgery
It was all puffed up last night and could barely walk on it I fucking detest plumbing work 
The Texas messkins have hot water in the ghetto trailer again I am headed to the Texas size hospital to get my pre-surgery shit done by Texas nurses
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1234go
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Paw Paw said: That water heater kicked my ass yesterday
At least you didn't get your ass kicked by a california sized water heater
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Crazy_Horse said:
Literally every time I see this thread I hear Bobby singing the blues, 'T is for Texas, and T is for Timbuktu.'
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Texas Honey Badger
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Re: TEXAS! [Re: 1234go]
#27176062 - 01/29/21 11:10 AM (3 years, 18 days ago) |
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1234go said:
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Paw Paw said: That water heater kicked my ass yesterday
At least you didn't get your ass kicked by a california sized water heater
I was cramping up bad last night, i drank a bunch of tonic water and regular texas water Swelling had gone down this morning except for a Texas size hard on I quit the t-baccky a few months ago and now i get morning hard ons again Winner winner Texas size chicken dinner
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1234go
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Quittin' tobacco is a texas sized accomplishment! Good for you.
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Re: TEXAS! [Re: 1234go]
#27176175 - 01/29/21 12:35 PM (3 years, 18 days ago) |
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My Texas grandpaw never smoked or drank and he got Texas sized hardons when he was 70
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1234go
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That's awesome, it sounds like he was a great guy.
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