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Invisiblemjshroomer
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Bush Does not know how to ride a bicycle
    #2715065 - 05/22/04 05:39 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

WEll the dumb fuck had a bicyle accident today, which just furthers the cause of how clueless this nincompoop really is. Stupid fucker cannot ride a bike and some fucking pilot let him fly that jet for a few hours.

My god what is wrong with this man.

mj

The news will follow soon about this incident.


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Re: Bush Does not know how to ride a bicycle [Re: mjshroomer]
    #2715072 - 05/22/04 05:41 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

that's hilarious - where'd you hear about it


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Re: Bush Does not know how to ride a bicycle [Re: mjshroomer]
    #2715077 - 05/22/04 05:42 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Doesn't anyone remember this?



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Re: Bush Does not know how to ride a bicycle [Re: unbeliever]
    #2715081 - 05/22/04 05:43 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

does anyone know if bush goes riding out in public? I swear, one of these days he's going to get run over by a car


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Re: Bush Does not know how to ride a bicycle [Re: vampirism]
    #2715165 - 05/22/04 06:10 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

It was on the tv news in back of my back as I was typing it here. It should make the news later.

Mj.


HE was on a 17 mile bike hike somewhere, got abrasions all over his self.

mj


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Re: Bush Does not know how to ride a bicycle [Re: mjshroomer]
    #2715179 - 05/22/04 06:15 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: Bush Does not know how to ride a bicycle [Re: mjshroomer]
    #2715187 - 05/22/04 06:18 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

1. Doesn't strike me as P, A, or L.
2. I'm not sure someone who can't spell such simple words should be calling someone a dumb fuck.


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Re: Bush Does not know how to ride a bicycle [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #2715206 - 05/22/04 06:22 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

1) MJ has eye conditions
2) Politics is mud slinging. Well here we are, mudslinging


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Re: Bush Does not know how to ride a bicycle [Re: vampirism]
    #2715249 - 05/22/04 06:32 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Right.


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Re: Bush Does not know how to ride a bicycle [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #2715262 - 05/22/04 06:35 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

luvdemshrooms said:
1. Doesn't strike me as P, A, or L.
2. I'm not sure someone who can't spell such simple words should be calling someone a dumb fuck.




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Re: Bush Does not know how to ride a bicycle [Re: vampirism]
    #2715439 - 05/22/04 07:33 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Bush was the subject of a presidential safety scare in 2002, when he fainted after choking on a pretzel while watching a football game on television.



LOL. That is pretty funny.


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Re: Bush Does not know how to ride a bicycle [Re: mjshroomer]
    #2715478 - 05/22/04 07:46 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Poor Bush. Between the pretzels attacking him, his public speaking "dyslexia" and his bike throwing him over the handlebars, it seems the whole world's against him  :shake:


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Re: Bush Does not know how to ride a bicycle [Re: Ravus]
    #2715583 - 05/22/04 08:08 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

He obviously suvvers from a brain / body coordination problem.



Don't vote for kerry because he is goofy looking.


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Re: Bush Does not know how to ride a bicycle [Re: MetaShroom]
    #2715923 - 05/22/04 09:43 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I wasn't aware it was a requirement that only mods are free to comment.


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Re: Bush Does not know how to ride a bicycle [Re: mjshroomer]
    #2717716 - 05/23/04 10:46 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

WEll the dumb fuck had a bicyle accident today, which just furthers the cause of how clueless this nincompoop really is. Stupid fucker cannot ride a bike... My god what is wrong with this man.

"Earlier this month, Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry took a spill from his bicycle while riding with Secret Service agents through Concord, Mass., about 18 miles north of Boston. Kerry fell when his bike hit a patch of sand. He was not injured."

AP Article

P, A, or L?

:shrug:


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Re: Bush Does not know how to ride a bicycle [Re: ]
    #2720175 - 05/23/04 09:58 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Oh my god! I think I am getting anal glaucoma:ass: over Bush And Kerry...I am having real difficulty seeing my ass vote for either one of these clownz  :doh:
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Re: Bush Does not know how to ride a bicycle [Re: whiterasta]
    #2720304 - 05/23/04 10:21 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

this line will be used tomorrow...


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