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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: OutsideOfMyMind]
    #27145014 - 01/13/21 03:55 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Gum
Glowsticks
Vicks vapo-inhaler

:rave:


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: connectedcosmos]
    #27145124 - 01/13/21 06:06 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

So everyone's 3 items revolve around rape, child rape, or gay sex.

I think you all lost at this game.

With that being said..  sleeping pills, duct tape, and a juice box.


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Cracked Egg]
    #27145141 - 01/13/21 06:22 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Adult diapers, enemas and a flat of widemouth pint jars.

Lol, I used to toss the biggest pack of adult diapers in random people's carts at Walmart.  Then laugh when they tell the cashier, "those are not mine". Best reply is, "it's OK, beep". "No, really I don't want those". "It's ok".


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: MycoBrainz]
    #27145316 - 01/13/21 08:19 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

tin of catfood
bottle of antifreeze
shovel




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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Asante]
    #27145412 - 01/13/21 09:11 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Skateboard/rollerblade pads and helmet
Goggles
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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Sugabearcrisp]
    #27145435 - 01/13/21 09:22 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

3 different brands of laundry detergent


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: split_by_nine] * 1
    #27145461 - 01/13/21 09:35 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

$500 google play giftcard
$500 google play giftcard
$500 google play giftcard


If they ask any questions I wont tell them I have been talking to microsoft support, I will tell them that its a gift for my children


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Ovoidhunter]
    #27145597 - 01/13/21 10:43 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

The Boston bomber's had a lot of fun with black powder /s as someone who was at the race that day cause my friend was running in it and was about a city block away from the second bomb when it went off.


Edit: didn't play the game.
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man. -- George Brenard Shaw

Edited by Ice9 (01/13/21 10:45 AM)

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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Ice9]
    #27145861 - 01/13/21 12:44 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Insulation gun, bottle of red wine, and a lightbulb.


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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.

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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Shiithead]
    #27145915 - 01/13/21 01:07 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Vaseline,
kleenex,
cheese puffs.


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #27146695 - 01/13/21 09:43 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

1 pint mason jars
Wild bird seed
Lysol


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Asante]
    #27146779 - 01/13/21 10:43 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Im sorry officer I don't know what telephone brand agar agar powder is

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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Hikeadellic]
    #27146812 - 01/13/21 11:03 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Theraflu
Vitamin D
XXL deli party platter


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Icyurmt]
    #27146817 - 01/13/21 11:05 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Brown paper lunch sacks
Lighter
Shovel


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: MorphinTime] * 1
    #27146829 - 01/13/21 11:11 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

rope
pack of pens
apology card


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: split_by_nine]
    #27146838 - 01/13/21 11:16 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

:iloveyou:  :goodluck:

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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Hikeadellic]
    #27146843 - 01/13/21 11:23 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

poppy seeds
tampons
enemas

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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: split_by_nine]
    #27146849 - 01/13/21 11:28 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Brushguard mounting kit
Windshield washer fluid
Bungie cords


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Cracked Egg]
    #27146850 - 01/13/21 11:30 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Cracked Egg said:
So everyone's 3 items revolve around rape, child rape, or gay sex.

I think you all lost at this game.

With that being said..  sleeping pills, duct tape, and a juice box.



Mine has absolutely nothing to do with either of those things.


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: OutsideOfMyMind]
    #27146864 - 01/13/21 11:46 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah, none of mine did either.

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