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OfflineThe Blind Ass
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Niffla stole my car * 2
    #27144761 - 01/12/21 11:53 PM (7 days, 21 hours ago)

We were out getting tortas ahogadas when suddenly he (with tears in his eyes) tells me that he had “left something back in the car" ...

So I gave him my keys so he could go get whatever it was, no BIg deal, right? 

Next thing I know the sunuvabitch is hightailing it out of the parking lot with the parking brake still on...

:smbfacepalm:

Fuck you Niffla
Give me back my car  :crankey:



P.S. Here's the album we grooved to on our way to the Taco stand.  Good Album...  Bad Niffla.



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Edited by The Blind Ass (01/13/21 12:27 AM)


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Re: Niffla stole my car [Re: The Blind Ass] * 1
    #27144793 - 01/13/21 12:20 AM (7 days, 20 hours ago)

Typical.

He got my car pregnant once and didn't even offer to help with the abortion. I ended up donating the transmission to science to help pay the bill.


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Re: Niffla stole my car [Re: christopera]
    #27145019 - 01/13/21 06:09 AM (7 days, 14 hours ago)

:hahawot:
glad that baby wasn't badly dismembered


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Re: Niffla stole my car [Re: The Blind Ass] * 1
    #27145117 - 01/13/21 08:02 AM (7 days, 13 hours ago)

Not gonna lie I had to take a shit. Bad. And the bathroom was occupied at the taco stand. I'll bring the car back later. My bad okay but it's all a bridge under the water you know what I mean?

As for Christopera's car, I mean what can I say the car was cute af

:adventuretime:


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Re: Niffla stole my car [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #27145830 - 01/13/21 02:30 PM (7 days, 6 hours ago)

I would have just pushed my car down the steps but it wouldn’t fit down my stairway.

I’m sorry for the horrific joke.


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Edited by christopera (01/13/21 02:35 PM)


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Re: Niffla stole my car [Re: christopera]
    #27146135 - 01/13/21 05:35 PM (7 days, 3 hours ago)

That's it. I'm cancelling niffla :house:


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Re: Niffla stole my car [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #27146171 - 01/13/21 05:56 PM (7 days, 3 hours ago)

Quote:

spirit_shadow said:
That's it. I'm cancelling niffla :house:




I tried to get banned earlier

I said all kinds of terrible, awful, vile things to zZZz in an effort to get banned.

They didn't do it :facepalm:


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Re: Niffla stole my car [Re: Niffla]
    #27146181 - 01/13/21 06:03 PM (7 days, 3 hours ago)

Click my link :awehigh:


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Re: Niffla stole my car [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #27146190 - 01/13/21 06:07 PM (7 days, 3 hours ago)

Quote:

spirit_shadow said:
Click my link :awehigh:




a week ban is weak sauce, I need like a 6 month ban or more :crankey:

I will enter though right now to the ban lotto :snub:


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Re: Niffla stole my car [Re: Niffla]
    #27146208 - 01/13/21 06:13 PM (7 days, 2 hours ago)

I hit it like 3 times in a row :lol:


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Re: Niffla stole my car [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #27146213 - 01/13/21 06:15 PM (7 days, 2 hours ago)

Quote:

spirit_shadow said:
I hit it like 3 times in a row :lol:




:ohwow:


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Re: Niffla stole my car [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #27146217 - 01/13/21 06:19 PM (7 days, 2 hours ago)

Yeah fuck it. Gives me time to do other things I suppose :/


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Re: Niffla stole my car [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #27146267 - 01/13/21 06:48 PM (7 days, 2 hours ago)

Quote:

spirit_shadow said:
Yeah fuck it. Gives me time to do other things I suppose :/




:nodofunderstanding:


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