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Re: So this girl that was practically my girlfriend stormed off [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #27145769 - 01/13/21 02:01 PM (7 days, 7 hours ago)

"I'm sorry I have such a hard time communicating with you.  You're very sweet" 
Her words
I'm sure she's just saying that because I'm a selfish high schooler that only cares about getting laid
:rolleyes:


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Re: So this girl that was practically my girlfriend stormed off [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #27145793 - 01/13/21 02:14 PM (7 days, 6 hours ago)

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theRealrollforever said:
"I'm sorry I have such a hard time communicating with you.  You're very sweet" 
Her words
I'm sure she's just saying that because I'm a selfish high schooler that only cares about getting laid
:rolleyes:




Classic get me the fuck away from this psycho chick talk to not incite the individual.


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Re: So this girl that was practically my girlfriend stormed off [Re: Ice9] * 4
    #27145840 - 01/13/21 02:34 PM (7 days, 6 hours ago)

Has anybody told OP to leave her, take the child, lawyer up, hit the gym, get your tax documents in order, hide the money, find an apartment down town, get a haircut, stop jerking off, put himself back out there, delete social media, get a nicer car, and gain some fucking self respect? This seems like the only solution, but I didn’t read the OP so I’m talking out my ass.


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Re: So this girl that was practically my girlfriend stormed off [Re: christopera]
    #27145849 - 01/13/21 02:39 PM (7 days, 6 hours ago)

Damn, we forgot that part..:picard:


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Re: So this girl that was practically my girlfriend stormed off [Re: Amanita86] * 1
    #27145858 - 01/13/21 02:43 PM (7 days, 6 hours ago)

4 pages in and OP hasn’t even bleached his asshole yet.

This site is doomed.


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Re: So this girl that was practically my girlfriend stormed off [Re: Ice9]
    #27145865 - 01/13/21 02:44 PM (7 days, 6 hours ago)

6 sentences and I know exactly what’s going on; she’s bipolar dude. It’s probably a little bit of a roller coaster and really awesome a lot of the time? Unfortunately I’m not a doctor or trained psychologist so I can’t help you, but here’s a cat video


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Re: So this girl that was practically my girlfriend stormed off [Re: Citizen X] * 1
    #27145952 - 01/13/21 03:23 PM (7 days, 5 hours ago)

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6 sentences and I know exactly what’s going on; she’s bipolar dude. It’s probably a little bit of a roller coaster and really awesome a lot of the time? Unfortunately I’m not a doctor or trained psychologist so I can’t help you, but here’s a cat video




GAWD DAMN THANK U!


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Re: So this girl that was practically my girlfriend stormed off [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #27145974 - 01/13/21 03:32 PM (7 days, 5 hours ago)



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Re: So this girl that was practically my girlfriend stormed off [Re: theRealrollforever] * 3
    #27146015 - 01/13/21 03:56 PM (7 days, 5 hours ago)

RR, if this was anyone else, then I would make a reply rn that says something along the lines of 'lmao when u wake up tomorrow and read this, you are gonna be so embarassed.'

But since it's you, we both know that will not happen.


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Re: So this girl that was practically my girlfriend stormed off [Re: Near Dylan]
    #27146082 - 01/13/21 04:49 PM (7 days, 4 hours ago)

Nah no fucks given
She wants to reconcile; but despite what everyone thinks, I'm not the one at fault here.  I just sent her a nice message accepting her apology and vice versa.  It is what it is :shrug:

Tbqh tho everything I've ever seen you post about your personal
Life is about 10-22x more embarrassing than this

:somefunnyshit:


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The order has to be secret and no one is sure.


Edited by theRealrollforever (01/13/21 04:51 PM)


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Re: So this girl that was practically my girlfriend stormed off [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #27146094 - 01/13/21 04:59 PM (7 days, 4 hours ago)

You're just jealous cuz I was in the van with yer bitch; with both hands on her tits

But forreal put your raggedy house up nigga; or shut ya GD mouth up


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Re: So this girl that was practically my girlfriend stormed off [Re: theRealrollforever] * 1
    #27146122 - 01/13/21 05:23 PM (7 days, 3 hours ago)

i dont think anyone is at fault. we are all complex creatures with fucked-up baggage. if you arent, then youre weird.


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Re: So this girl that was practically my girlfriend stormed off [Re: split_by_nine]
    #27146127 - 01/13/21 05:28 PM (7 days, 3 hours ago)

I have been away from my woman( no sex) for 1 year and 2 months now(we have been in different countries since all this lockdown bullshit) and you are complaining about a month or two? :house:......:lolsy:


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Re: So this girl that was practically my girlfriend stormed off [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #27146242 - 01/13/21 06:31 PM (7 days, 2 hours ago)

Yeah bro the human body actually releases semen involuntarily after a while; it's a need the same as water or food.  Congrats on monk status


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Re: So this girl that was practically my girlfriend stormed off [Re: theRealrollforever] * 1
    #27146289 - 01/13/21 07:03 PM (7 days, 2 hours ago)

There is this other method called masturbation by which it can be released whenever you want.


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Re: So this girl that was practically my girlfriend stormed off [Re: psi]
    #27146389 - 01/13/21 08:09 PM (7 days, 59 minutes ago)

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There is this other method called masturbation by which it can be released whenever you want.




:ohwow:

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Re: So this girl that was practically my girlfriend stormed off [Re: Niffla]
    #27146425 - 01/13/21 08:33 PM (7 days, 35 minutes ago)

Well duh :p just saying when it comes to "sex" it's been too long and as SOON as her borders open(hehe) I will be there :ruggedwink:


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Re: So this girl that was practically my girlfriend stormed off [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #27146896 - 01/14/21 02:20 AM (6 days, 18 hours ago)

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And the big baby rears it's head. Sure, I just "don't get it, man." Good luck in life. No wonder she left you.




The thread's on fire OH LAWD LMAO the roasts


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Re: So this girl that was practically my girlfriend stormed off [Re: Alimash]
    #27146917 - 01/14/21 02:41 AM (6 days, 18 hours ago)

RR has the mentality of a man child, I wonder if these stories of girls are even true.  Hard to get a chick from your mom's basement.


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Re: So this girl that was practically my girlfriend stormed off [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #27147405 - 01/14/21 11:55 AM (6 days, 9 hours ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Quote:

psi said:
There is this other method called masturbation by which it can be released whenever you want.



:ohwow:
:winnersurprise:



:hahawot:
when the lower brain empowers those two above.
reminiscing my younger days.

Quote:

theRealrollforever said:
I even tried to help but I'm not qualified to even do anything but listen about the things that affected her.




Quote:

theRealrollforever said:
I was trying to talk to her about what's up with her and she freaked out about how no one should have to deal with someone as broken as her.




Women are like insects specially during in the early phase of a relationship. coated with this fragile exoskeleton, as they are being shattered away little by little, the more the inner freaks out, until you finally reveal the beauty from within, this traits are in most but is most evident on those born on the month of nov., this shredding process Doesn't take much effort that only requires the middle ear.

there is something in you that whispers She's pretty and specially is alluringly intriguing as youve mentioned, while that head brain and that meaty lower brain overrides it with the thoughts & fear of controlling, being controlled hence contradicting yourself(been there). I'm sure she's picking up those Vibrations you unconsciously vibrate, women unlike men have more active/activated heart neurons in their heart even at earlier age compared to men, where in as short as 3 min with being with someone they can differentiate whether that someone is the one that they'll spend their time with for 30 years! hence the confusion, issues, fragility their facing being surrounded by such vibrations in a wild world.

you can take as much advice as you like, but at the end of the day no one can help but yourself alone in such matters.


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