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 The Blind Ass
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 Niffla stole my car  2
#27144761 - 01/12/21 11:53 PM (7 days, 8 hours ago) |
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We were out getting tortas ahogadas when suddenly he (with tears in his eyes) tells me that he had “left something back in the car" ...
So I gave him my keys so he could go get whatever it was, no BIg deal, right?
Next thing I know the sunuvabitch is hightailing it out of the parking lot with the parking brake still on...
Fuck you Niffla
Give me back my car 
P.S. Here's the album we grooved to on our way to the Taco stand. Good Album... Bad Niffla.
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Edited by The Blind Ass (01/13/21 12:27 AM)
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 christopera
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Typical.
He got my car pregnant once and didn't even offer to help with the abortion. I ended up donating the transmission to science to help pay the bill.
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pacmanbreed
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glad that baby wasn't badly dismembered
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 Niffla
Registered: 06/09/08
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Loc: Texas
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Not gonna lie I had to take a shit. Bad. And the bathroom was occupied at the taco stand. I'll bring the car back later. My bad okay but it's all a bridge under the water you know what I mean?
As for Christopera's car, I mean what can I say the car was cute af
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Edited by Niffla (01/13/21 08:02 AM)
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christopera
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 Re: Niffla stole my car [Re: Niffla] 1
#27145830 - 01/13/21 02:30 PM (6 days, 17 hours ago) |
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I would have just pushed my car down the steps but it wouldn’t fit down my stairway.
I’m sorry for the horrific joke.
Edited by christopera (01/13/21 02:35 PM)
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spirit_shadow
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That's it. I'm cancelling niffla 
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Niffla
Registered: 06/09/08
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Loc: Texas
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Quote:
spirit_shadow said:
That's it. I'm cancelling niffla
I tried to get banned earlier
I said all kinds of terrible, awful, vile things to zZZz in an effort to get banned.
They didn't do it 
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spirit_shadow
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Re: Niffla stole my car [Re: Niffla]
#27146181 - 01/13/21 06:03 PM (6 days, 14 hours ago) |
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Click my link 
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Niffla
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Quote:
spirit_shadow said:
Click my link
a week ban is weak sauce, I need like a 6 month ban or more
I will enter though right now to the ban lotto 
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spirit_shadow
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Re: Niffla stole my car [Re: Niffla]
#27146208 - 01/13/21 06:13 PM (6 days, 14 hours ago) |
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I hit it like 3 times in a row 
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Niffla
Registered: 06/09/08
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Loc: Texas
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Quote:
spirit_shadow said:
I hit it like 3 times in a row
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spirit_shadow
I am sofa king
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Re: Niffla stole my car [Re: Niffla] 1
#27146217 - 01/13/21 06:19 PM (6 days, 13 hours ago) |
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Yeah fuck it. Gives me time to do other things I suppose :/
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Edited by spirit_shadow (01/13/21 06:20 PM)
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Niffla
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Quote:
spirit_shadow said:
Yeah fuck it. Gives me time to do other things I suppose :/
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