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OfflineSugabearcrisp
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Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable
    #27144422 - 01/12/21 06:44 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)



I realize not everyone has walmarts so consider your local big box store

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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Sugabearcrisp] * 2
    #27144428 - 01/12/21 06:46 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

I will go first;

Pseudo ephedrine pills
Camp stove fuel
Lithium batteries

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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Sugabearcrisp] * 2
    #27144434 - 01/12/21 06:48 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

A bag of candy, a clown costume, and a steak knife

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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Hikeadellic] * 1
    #27144448 - 01/12/21 06:56 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

A shotgun, duct tape and a tarp

Edit: or Vaseline a funnel and a gerbil

Edited by Pluviophile (01/12/21 07:00 PM)

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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Pluviophile] * 1
    #27144455 - 01/12/21 07:00 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

A toilet plunger, a roll of cling wrap and a stick of butter.


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Sugabearcrisp] * 2
    #27144468 - 01/12/21 07:05 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

as a man

jar of vaseline
condoms
cucumber


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: yeah]
    #27144536 - 01/12/21 07:32 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Barbie doll
Duck tape
Condoms


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Sugabearcrisp]
    #27144543 - 01/12/21 07:34 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Apples, razor blades and rat poison.

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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: no_one]
    #27144570 - 01/12/21 07:48 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

A thong, heels and peanut butter🤢


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: OSIR1S]
    #27144857 - 01/12/21 11:46 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Condoms
Eyeglass Repair Kit
Glitter


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Loaded Shaman] * 1
    #27144858 - 01/12/21 11:50 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Metal coat hangers
Nitrile gloves
Nametag stickers


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27144884 - 01/13/21 12:14 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Ive seen this game before, someone mentioned the cashiers arnt paying attention to what you are buying, no combination will work


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Sugabearcrisp] * 3
    #27144893 - 01/13/21 12:21 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

a bible
a crucifix
garden stakes


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: split_by_nine] * 1
    #27144896 - 01/13/21 12:26 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Black powder
PVC pipe
Cannon fuse

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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Ovoidhunter]
    #27144913 - 01/13/21 12:51 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

cucumber
condoms
lubricant


can of catfood
paper plate
fork


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Since Disney has obtained tremendous value from the public domain, knows how important the public domain is, and is firmly determined to never contribute anything to it.

My pronouns are He and Him, and my adjectives are Fat and Jazzy

:kratom:

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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Ovoidhunter]
    #27144927 - 01/13/21 01:04 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Ovoidhunter said:
Black powder





Crazy that this is a store item in the US.




Fifth of vodka, nitrous chargers and party balloons :cookiemonster:


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Asante]
    #27144947 - 01/13/21 01:33 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Not really gunpowder its pyrodex now. You used to be able to get black powder tho and we made pipe bombs for fun.

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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Ovoidhunter]
    #27144977 - 01/13/21 02:40 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Fun for all the neighborhood, except for the kid catching an endcap.


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Asante]
    #27144991 - 01/13/21 03:08 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Candy
Toys
Condoms


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: herbie] * 1
    #27145000 - 01/13/21 03:35 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Disposable enema, rubbing alcohol, and hemorrhoid cream.


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: OutsideOfMyMind]
    #27145014 - 01/13/21 03:55 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Gum
Glowsticks
Vicks vapo-inhaler

:rave:


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: connectedcosmos]
    #27145124 - 01/13/21 06:06 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

So everyone's 3 items revolve around rape, child rape, or gay sex.

I think you all lost at this game.

With that being said..  sleeping pills, duct tape, and a juice box.


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Cracked Egg]
    #27145141 - 01/13/21 06:22 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Adult diapers, enemas and a flat of widemouth pint jars.

Lol, I used to toss the biggest pack of adult diapers in random people's carts at Walmart.  Then laugh when they tell the cashier, "those are not mine". Best reply is, "it's OK, beep". "No, really I don't want those". "It's ok".


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PFC x Creeper


Lets Get Stoned

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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: MycoBrainz]
    #27145316 - 01/13/21 08:19 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

tin of catfood
bottle of antifreeze
shovel




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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Asante]
    #27145412 - 01/13/21 09:11 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Skateboard/rollerblade pads and helmet
Goggles
Baseball bat

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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Sugabearcrisp]
    #27145435 - 01/13/21 09:22 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

3 different brands of laundry detergent


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: split_by_nine] * 1
    #27145461 - 01/13/21 09:35 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

$500 google play giftcard
$500 google play giftcard
$500 google play giftcard


If they ask any questions I wont tell them I have been talking to microsoft support, I will tell them that its a gift for my children


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Since Disney has obtained tremendous value from the public domain, knows how important the public domain is, and is firmly determined to never contribute anything to it.

My pronouns are He and Him, and my adjectives are Fat and Jazzy

:kratom:

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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Ovoidhunter]
    #27145597 - 01/13/21 10:43 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

The Boston bomber's had a lot of fun with black powder /s as someone who was at the race that day cause my friend was running in it and was about a city block away from the second bomb when it went off.


Edit: didn't play the game.
Funnel
Hose
narrow but smooth connection to hose
Lubricant
Vodka
Preparation H


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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man. -- George Brenard Shaw

Edited by Ice9 (01/13/21 10:45 AM)

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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Ice9]
    #27145861 - 01/13/21 12:44 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Insulation gun, bottle of red wine, and a lightbulb.


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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Shiithead]
    #27145915 - 01/13/21 01:07 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Vaseline,
kleenex,
cheese puffs.


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #27146695 - 01/13/21 09:43 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

1 pint mason jars
Wild bird seed
Lysol


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Asante]
    #27146779 - 01/13/21 10:43 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Im sorry officer I don't know what telephone brand agar agar powder is

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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Hikeadellic]
    #27146812 - 01/13/21 11:03 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Theraflu
Vitamin D
XXL deli party platter


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Icyurmt]
    #27146817 - 01/13/21 11:05 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Brown paper lunch sacks
Lighter
Shovel


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: MorphinTime] * 1
    #27146829 - 01/13/21 11:11 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

rope
pack of pens
apology card


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: split_by_nine]
    #27146838 - 01/13/21 11:16 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

:iloveyou:  :goodluck:

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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Hikeadellic]
    #27146843 - 01/13/21 11:23 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

poppy seeds
tampons
enemas

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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: split_by_nine]
    #27146849 - 01/13/21 11:28 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Brushguard mounting kit
Windshield washer fluid
Bungie cords


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Cracked Egg]
    #27146850 - 01/13/21 11:30 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Cracked Egg said:
So everyone's 3 items revolve around rape, child rape, or gay sex.

I think you all lost at this game.

With that being said..  sleeping pills, duct tape, and a juice box.



Mine has absolutely nothing to do with either of those things.


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: OutsideOfMyMind]
    #27146864 - 01/13/21 11:46 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah, none of mine did either.

Hidden camera
Bushy potterd plant
Journal


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27146981 - 01/14/21 02:09 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Mine involved making a homemade butt chugging device, hardly gay sex.


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Ice9]
    #27147004 - 01/14/21 02:50 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Cough lozenges
Janitorial strength bleach
Disposable syringes fitted with needle


..while wearing a MAGA cap.

The cashier be like  :knowwhatnevermind:


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Asante]
    #27147575 - 01/14/21 11:42 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Gun
Bullets
Get well soon card.


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Patlal]
    #27147852 - 01/14/21 02:05 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

gloves
a shovel
sodium hydroxide

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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: split_by_nine] * 2
    #27147870 - 01/14/21 02:17 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Hand lotion
VR headset
Tissues

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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Sugabearcrisp] * 3
    #27147988 - 01/14/21 03:25 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

butter
I can't believe it's not butter
lie detector test

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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: morrowasted] * 1
    #27148037 - 01/14/21 03:54 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

morrowasted said:
butter
I can't believe it's not butter
lie detector test




The good old lie detector test aisle at Walmart.


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Patlal]
    #27148043 - 01/14/21 03:58 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

They're usually next to the pregnancy tests.

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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: psi]
    #27148564 - 01/14/21 08:08 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Any body say shotgun, shovel, bag of lime?

On a budget I’d say bottle of tequila, knife, bag of lime.

Edited by Hunter hunter (01/14/21 08:11 PM)

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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Hunter hunter]
    #27148884 - 01/15/21 12:20 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Watermelon
Meat thermometer
Cat fancy magazine


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: GreenHorns]
    #27148887 - 01/15/21 12:25 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Bottle of Jack
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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Lynnch]
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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Sugabearcrisp]
    #27159050 - 01/20/21 09:14 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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    #27159068 - 01/20/21 09:24 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Dilsnique]
    #27159957 - 01/20/21 05:06 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

a box of baking soda
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three transparent light bulbs


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    #27159988 - 01/20/21 05:19 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Sugabearcrisp]
    #27160003 - 01/20/21 05:24 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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    #27160047 - 01/20/21 05:50 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Sugabearcrisp]
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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Sugabearcrisp] * 2
    #27160133 - 01/20/21 06:44 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

One time I bought just chili and toilet paper without even thinking. Then when I got to the register, it dawned on me that it was a funny combination, and couldn't stop giggling.


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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Sugabearcrisp]
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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Sugabearcrisp]
    #27161052 - 01/21/21 09:56 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: Let's play a game: pick 3 items at the store to make the cashier uncomfortable [Re: Baby_Hitler]
    #27164106 - 01/22/21 05:57 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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One time I bought just chili and toilet paper without even thinking. Then when I got to the register, it dawned on me that it was a funny combination, and couldn't stop giggling.




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