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OfflineCracked Egg
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    #27142401 - 01/11/21 04:58 PM (3 years, 17 days ago)

I've always been a short person. On a good day, I'm 5'6". I also have a young face. I'm 36 now, but pass for much much younger. It has always been like this.

When I was younger I was always messed with because of my size and face. Thing is, I was a hyper active kid that took shit from no one. I fought all the time. Over time kids learned not to fuck with me.

I didn't win all fights but I sure as hell fought.

This mentality fallowed me into adult hood. I don't fight anymore, but I def don't act my size.

But... Here's the thing... My son is also short and also has a baby face. Chicks will love him when he's older, but for now, he's just little.

He's not how I was though. Any time anyone made fun of me I talked shit back and that turned into fights many times. My son, just takes it. He's real smart, but danty.

I'm thinking about getting him into martial arts... Maybe... he just doesn't have that killer instinct I had. It bothers me though because I know he's going to get fucked with.

I dunno.. it was a different time.. maybe it will be different. The 90s were dope though.


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Re: Baby face [Re: Cracked Egg] * 1
    #27142455 - 01/11/21 05:34 PM (3 years, 17 days ago)

Martial arts are as more about building confidence and feeling secure than actual street fighting. Most people who have actual years of martial arts experience rarely to never actually fight. They have learned to keep their heads and be cool. No need to fuck people up when you already know you can, better to walk away with a clean conscience.

I highly recommend martial arts for young people, all people.


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Re: Baby face [Re: Northerner] * 1
    #27142537 - 01/11/21 06:42 PM (3 years, 17 days ago)

How strange. I'm also 5'6, 36 years old and look young for my age! My secret for a youthful appearance has been to swallow lots ov cum. It is, after all, quite literally the elixir ov life!


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Re: Baby face [Re: lavod]
    #27142563 - 01/11/21 07:10 PM (3 years, 17 days ago)

I will be turning 40 this year. I'm starting to show my age more in my face. And my hair has been slowly thinning for a while. I don't really care too much about either I guess. Though I probably would have been kind of bummed if I had gone really bald really early in life.


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Re: Baby face [Re: Cracked Egg] * 2
    #27142740 - 01/11/21 09:24 PM (3 years, 17 days ago)

I’m 35, 5’6” and still get carded when I buy booze. Growing a huge mountain man beard helped me out. I grew it more out of laziness than anything.

Get your son a monster truck. Chicks dig that shit.

If your kid can’t grow a beard, I’ve heard that glueing pubes on your face works too.


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Re: Baby face [Re: christopera]
    #27142769 - 01/11/21 09:44 PM (3 years, 17 days ago)

:notsureif:

How do you guys all happen to have exactly the same height


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Re: Baby face [Re: psi]
    #27142790 - 01/11/21 10:01 PM (3 years, 17 days ago)

I lied. I’m actually 5’7” or at least I wish I was.


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Re: Baby face [Re: christopera]
    #27143205 - 01/12/21 05:41 AM (3 years, 16 days ago)

A/s/l ??

My son is about to turn 11 which means gluing on pupes is the way to go. Next bum I see will get a clean shaven cut..

36ish means you guys remember bumfights...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bumfights

I didn't know then, but I did learn now that the guys whom created BF were arrested in 2014 for attempting to mail infant body parts.


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Re: Baby face [Re: psi]
    #27143738 - 01/12/21 12:13 PM (3 years, 16 days ago)

I went to martial arts classes for years, had a brown belt, competed a couple times and still got messed with. I'm 6'2, but didn't really get tall until after all the damage was done. If you don't teach him the attitude he likely won't learn it on his own. Help your kid out, I wish my mom hadn't taught me to be such a "pacifist" that I took shit from anyone. Also, if he doesn't work out AND train, get him to, it's a game changer and it's bullshit that it keeps you short.

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I will be turning 40 this year. I'm starting to show my age more in my face. And my hair has been slowly thinning for a while. I don't really care too much about either I guess. Though I probably would have been kind of bummed if I had gone really bald really early in life.



See a dermatologist about that, I'm 27 and my hair's thinning and it's preventable, but not reversable unless you're willing to pay the big bucks for a transplant.


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