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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: Fiery]
    #27142339 - 01/11/21 04:23 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Falls asleep on the toilet


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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: Zombi3] * 1
    #27142382 - 01/11/21 04:47 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

One time poured blue kool aid powder in the bath tub and soaked in it for 24 hours to try and join the Blue Man Group.

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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: Fiery]
    #27142418 - 01/11/21 05:09 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Got cellulitis on his dick after a meth-fueled cranking session with filthy hands


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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: MorphinTime] * 1
    #27154143 - 01/17/21 07:44 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Begged me to pee on him while he ate mayonnaise with a spoon.

Cries after every piss covered orgasm.

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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: lil_demented]
    #27156250 - 01/18/21 08:19 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

:lolsy:

Shat down his pants leg at the gas station and broke his hand trying to catch himself as he slipped and fell on his own shit.  Got fired from his gas station job because he posted the security footage online and two people he worked with recognized his face on the scat site


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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27162228 - 01/21/21 07:21 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Isn't the real slim shady


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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: Vinci]
    #27162523 - 01/21/21 10:13 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Had his right arm replaced with a golf club after a horrific accident; still can't hit under par.


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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27162646 - 01/21/21 11:28 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Cried about it.


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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: Nichrome]
    #27162659 - 01/21/21 11:38 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Invested in cruise lines just prior to the Covid-19 pandemic.


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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: MorphinTime] * 1
    #27162665 - 01/21/21 11:49 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Plans to eventually join the costco gang to suck dick for half bottles of kirkland sig water.


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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: Nichrome]
    #27162687 - 01/22/21 12:09 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Fell asleep on the couch at a party and woke up with a boner while the party was still poppin; he felt embarrassed, but no one could tell he had an erection and no one to this day remembers he was even there.


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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27164364 - 01/22/21 07:56 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Finally lost a battle to Rita.

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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: Groo]
    #27164510 - 01/22/21 09:10 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Doesn't understand Power Rangers well enough to realize a lost battle to Rita is merely an opportunity to learn and grow enough to come back and defeat the evil life can throw at you.

Also, Groo can't slurp noodles.  He doesn't vacuum them up and get sauce everywhere improperly, nothing like that. He just can't do it.


Wish my Rita Repulsa on her old-timey bike gif in my sig still worked, I made it frame by frame :rolleyes:


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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27165252 - 01/23/21 11:09 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Believes what the talking heads say.


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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: Nichrome]
    #27165417 - 01/23/21 12:58 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Doesn’t know when to shut up... LOUD MOUTH!!!


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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: MadHatter333]
    #27165470 - 01/23/21 01:28 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Girlfriends always break up with him once he feels comfortable  enough to ask if he can fuck them with his tail


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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27166028 - 01/23/21 07:11 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

always breaks up with boyfriends after feeling uncomfortable enough with getting fucked by their tails

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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #27166529 - 01/24/21 02:43 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Secretly a Brony


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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27175852 - 01/29/21 09:12 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Likes power rangers... nuff said


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Re: Give the poster above you w/chz a serious hurtful insult errwit [Re: MadHatter333]
    #27176457 - 01/29/21 03:31 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Still has Beetleborgs and VR Troopers posters hanging in his room


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