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That time I flipped my car, heroin was involved but no other cars or people were involved..
    #27136618 - 01/08/21 11:32 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

I had done a 100mg shot of Heroin about an hour before this happened.
I was coming down a the Niagara escarpment on a 20 degree slope of a hill, there was a hard sharp turn.
I took the turn at 60km/hour. The sign posted recommended you take the turn at 30km/hour.
But I’d driven this road a thousand times...
As soon as I made the corner the back tires lost traction and I started into a spin, my front end hit a tree which caused the car to flip one then land on its side, and it caused the car to do a 180 turn at the same time.
That’s how I ended up on my side with my front end in the road.

Nobody else was involved whatsoever, the road was dead it’s a very low traffic area.
The other cars you can see are some roofers from the house I crashed in front of, some were tow truck guys. The cops never even came.
Had to drop $2k for a new car and it’s worse than this one.
I crashed a Toyota Mateix XR which is a fucking amazing little car with all the bells and whistles. You could fold the seats down and put a sleeping pad in there for camping.
Now I drive a lame Toyota Yaris which is so so much smaller, you can’t sleep in it, and it’s lacking hard on the features.
I’m getting a Jeep ASAP.



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Re: That time I flipped my car, heroin was involved but no other cars or people were involved.. [Re: Zombi3]
    #27136870 - 01/09/21 05:58 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

I'm glad no one else was involved and that you're ok. Obviously kinda irresponsible to drive fucked up but it's not like I've never done it so...


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Re: That time I flipped my car, heroin was involved but no other cars or people were involved.. [Re: Zombi3]
    #27136875 - 01/09/21 06:05 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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Zombi3 said:

As soon as I made the corner the back tires lost traction




Nah, you probably oversteered while fumbling with the radio.


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Re: That time I flipped my car, heroin was involved but no other cars or people were involved.. [Re: Zombi3] * 1
    #27136948 - 01/09/21 07:25 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

only lesbians drive jeeps.


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Re: That time I flipped my car, heroin was involved but no other cars or people were involved.. [Re: longbus] * 7
    #27136952 - 01/09/21 07:27 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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longbus said:
only lesbians drive jeeps.




Yeah but lesbians have sex with women so Lesbians: 1 longbus: 0


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Re: That time I flipped my car, heroin was involved but no other cars or people were involved.. [Re: Zombi3]
    #27136959 - 01/09/21 07:33 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

hey zombie



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Re: That time I flipped my car, heroin was involved but no other cars or people were involved.. [Re: Buster_Brown]
    #27136965 - 01/09/21 07:38 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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Nah, you probably oversteered while fumbling with the radio.




u injected zombie with da heroin didn't you u dek and u threatened him and his family if he didnt do it didnt u im coming for u busterbrown beware hahahahahahamuahahhaahaa lol j/k :tongue::heart:

:hippie:

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Re: That time I flipped my car, heroin was involved but no other cars or people were involved.. [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #27136992 - 01/09/21 07:52 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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longbus said:
only lesbians drive jeeps.




Yeah but lesbians have sex with women so Lesbians: 1 longbus: 0




I have had lots of sex for the record. Just not for a few months.


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Re: That time I flipped my car, heroin was involved but no other cars or people were involved.. [Re: zZZz] * 1
    #27137005 - 01/09/21 08:03 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

With simplicity being a subset of complexity we can view restrictions as a movement towards simplicity even tho complexity is the governing body.

The complexity of Zombie3's position is represented by the simplicity of the photo.

The movement towards simplicity then as an over-ruling technique, such as outlawing drugs while driving along with stiffer penalties, is a reflection of our value of simplicity as governor of complexity even tho complexity is at work in the movement towards simplicity.


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Re: That time I flipped my car, heroin was involved but no other cars or people were involved.. [Re: longbus] * 1
    #27137013 - 01/09/21 08:08 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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longbus said:
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Ima Trooper said:
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longbus said:
only lesbians drive jeeps.




Yeah but lesbians have sex with women so Lesbians: 1 longbus: 0




I have had lots of sex for the record. Just not for a few months.




u made zombie flip his shit didn't u


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Re: That time I flipped my car, heroin was involved but no other cars or people were involved.. [Re: Buster_Brown]
    #27137016 - 01/09/21 08:09 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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Buster_Brown said:
With simplicity being a subset of complexity we can view restrictions as a movement towards simplicity even tho complexity is the governing body.

The complexity of Zombie3's position is represented by the simplicity of the photo.

The movement towards simplicity then as an over-ruling technique, such as outlawing drugs while driving along with stiffer penalties, is a reflection of our value of simplicity as governor of complexity even tho complexity is at work in the movement towards simplicity.




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Re: That time I flipped my car, heroin was involved but no other cars or people were involved.. [Re: Zombi3] * 1
    #27137031 - 01/09/21 08:18 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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Anarchy, and flags don't mix. :smilingpuppy:


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Re: That time I flipped my car, heroin was involved but no other cars or people were involved.. [Re: zZZz]
    #27137035 - 01/09/21 08:21 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Most of the newer Jeeps have a planned obsolescence of 10 years. 

The entire subframe of my 2011 Patriot rotted out and had to be replaced, this is common for a certain number of years, do your homework if buying used.


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Re: That time I flipped my car, heroin was involved but no other cars or people were involved.. [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #27137047 - 01/09/21 08:30 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

hey letz play a game letz see how many stickers we can spie on zombiez badass car like wherez waldo or those hidden picture bookz :smilingpuppy:


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Re: That time I flipped my car, heroin was involved but no other cars or people were involved.. [Re: schmutzen]
    #27137048 - 01/09/21 08:30 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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namaste said:
Most of the newer Jeeps have a planned obsolescence of 10 years. 

The entire subframe of my 2011 Patriot rotted out and had to be replaced, this is common for a certain number of years, do your homework if buying used.




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Re: That time I flipped my car, heroin was involved but no other cars or people were involved.. [Re: zZZz]
    #27137126 - 01/09/21 09:02 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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u injected zombie with da heroin didn't you u dek and u threatened him and his family if he didnt do it didnt u im coming for u busterbrown beware hahahahahahamuahahhaahaa lol j/k







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Re: That time I flipped my car, heroin was involved but no other cars or people were involved.. [Re: Ima Trooper] * 2
    #27137765 - 01/09/21 02:21 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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longbus said:
only lesbians drive jeeps.




Yeah but lesbians have sex with women so Lesbians: 1 longbus: 0



Damn longbus just got pwned


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Re: That time I flipped my car, heroin was involved but no other cars or people were involved.. [Re: ONE OZ SLUG] * 1
    #27137771 - 01/09/21 02:24 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Daaamn, he sure did...


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Re: That time I flipped my car, heroin was involved but no other cars or people were involved.. [Re: ONE OZ SLUG]
    #27137799 - 01/09/21 02:39 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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ONE OZ SLUG said:
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Ima Trooper said:
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longbus said:
only lesbians drive jeeps.




Yeah but lesbians have sex with women so Lesbians: 1 longbus: 0



Damn longbus just got pwned




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Re: That time I flipped my car, heroin was involved but no other cars or people were involved.. [Re: longbus]
    #27137837 - 01/09/21 03:00 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

damn i've crashed into center divider at low speed while real high on medications, too much i would say, even an overdose, and i lost focus and it fucked up my wheel and suspension system, the cops hauled it to wrecking yard and i miss that subaru.  lucky they didn't take me in tho, my sister saved me on that one.  :awehigh:


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