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Passing an unexpected drug test
    #27133227 - 01/07/21 03:30 PM (3 years, 21 days ago)

I smoked weed last night.

5 panel non dot drug test tomorrow.

Im very low body fat. Havent been smoking heavy.

Is just dilution by drinking shit tons and pissing a lot before the test enough?

Read high fat food like red meat is good too.

Have some venison brats i plan to eat today and tomorrow (i dont eat a lot of red meat)

Plan to drink tons and piss tons then go take test in the afternoon


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Re: Passing an unexpected drug test [Re: Enkidu]
    #27133232 - 01/07/21 03:31 PM (3 years, 21 days ago)

Good luck I guess :shrug:


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Re: Passing an unexpected drug test [Re: Enkidu]
    #27133250 - 01/07/21 03:38 PM (3 years, 21 days ago)

How much did you smoke? Did you take a small drag off of a joint that was being passed around, or did you chain smoke 2 grams of nug through a bong? When was the last time you used, and how frequently do you use? These are probably the most important factors. Having low fat doesn't really mean shit if you smoke a lot anyway.

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Re: Passing an unexpected drug test [Re: ONE OZ SLUG]
    #27133265 - 01/07/21 03:44 PM (3 years, 21 days ago)

Ive taken like 1 hit a night the last week or so coming off a month or so of quiting

I guess ill find out i really hope i fucking pass.

Had an interview with a cool company and seems like a great opportunity then they were like yeah we just need you to pass a drug test and you can start monday and my face is red as fuck with fear like cool. Sounds great


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Re: Passing an unexpected drug test [Re: Enkidu]
    #27133274 - 01/07/21 03:46 PM (3 years, 21 days ago)

What about using another person's clean urine, or fake urine?


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Re: Passing an unexpected drug test [Re: psi]
    #27133284 - 01/07/21 03:49 PM (3 years, 21 days ago)

Ive considered using fake but was worried it wouldnt work or something or they would find out.

I know people who have passed through this dilution method and ive even passed before after heavy use but who knows.

Was looking for reassurance i guess or more positive "yeah itll work" shit i guess.

I guess im just scared or worried and this post is rather meaningless


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Re: Passing an unexpected drug test [Re: Enkidu]
    #27133317 - 01/07/21 04:03 PM (3 years, 21 days ago)

Nothing is meaningless!:confused: :wink:

Yeah you should have used fake urine Enkidu, that's what like everyone does :shrug:

Drink a shitton of water and dilute that stream, I've always heard use the middle

In high school there was a kid on probation who would somehow not smoke too frequently yet pass all of his urine screens with dilution iirc

Good luck ! :cheers:


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Re: Passing an unexpected drug test [Re: connectedcosmos]
    #27133343 - 01/07/21 04:13 PM (3 years, 21 days ago)

Dude, I'd get someone to give you clean piss cause I'm not of the opinion that dilution works well especially since they can have you retested if your urine is far too diluted.  You may have a shot if you take a b12 vitamin the morning of the test because it'll color your urine, but if you've been smoking every night this week, you're gonna have metabolites in your bloodstream and in your fat cells and a reasonably sensitive test is gonna detect them in your urine for another week or two on average at least. 

I work in the legal cannabis industry, and just asked the rest of our staff what their thoughts were and they all agreed not to fuck around with stupid tricks that usually don't work and just get clean piss.

Everyone's body is different, though. Good luck to you whatever you decide to do.


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Re: Passing an unexpected drug test [Re: connectedcosmos]
    #27133347 - 01/07/21 04:14 PM (3 years, 21 days ago)

What about the fake piss Marx?


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Re: Passing an unexpected drug test [Re: Enkidu]
    #27133355 - 01/07/21 04:21 PM (3 years, 21 days ago)

I've never tried it and neither has anyone on our staff that's here right now. I've only ever had success with clean from a non-smoking friend or cleaning out over a few weeks to a month and then verifying with a home test (for a job I wanted really bad and had time to prep for).

I feel for you, man, and hope this works out.  It's tough finding a job out there anyway without someone dogging you for wanting to relax with some bud in the evenings.


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Re: Passing an unexpected drug test [Re: Marxcelium]
    #27133358 - 01/07/21 04:24 PM (3 years, 21 days ago)

Yeah it seems like a decent company but its in construction and im fairly green and theres a lot of opportunities in carpentry atm so worse case ill fail and have to go work somewhere else.

Already have some people lined up to call if i fail :lol:

So if it doesnt happen so be it ya know


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Re: Passing an unexpected drug test [Re: Enkidu]
    #27133389 - 01/07/21 04:38 PM (3 years, 21 days ago)

That's about as good an attitude as you can have in this situation. It'll work out for you how it's meant to. :thumbup:


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Re: Passing an unexpected drug test [Re: Marxcelium]
    #27133398 - 01/07/21 04:41 PM (3 years, 21 days ago)



Appreciate ya brother


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Re: Passing an unexpected drug test [Re: Enkidu]
    #27133468 - 01/07/21 05:15 PM (3 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

Enkidu said:
I smoked weed last night.

5 panel non dot drug test tomorrow.

Im very low body fat. Havent been smoking heavy.

Is just dilution by drinking shit tons and pissing a lot before the test enough?

Read high fat food like red meat is good too.

Have some venison brats i plan to eat today and tomorrow (i dont eat a lot of red meat)

Plan to drink tons and piss tons then go take test in the afternoon




Learn to grow shrooms and youll never have to pass another drug test u soyboy


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Re: Passing an unexpected drug test [Re: longbus]
    #27133475 - 01/07/21 05:19 PM (3 years, 21 days ago)

Mushrooms make you gay though


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Re: Passing an unexpected drug test [Re: ONE OZ SLUG]
    #27133483 - 01/07/21 05:22 PM (3 years, 21 days ago)

Ive grown lbs and lbs of fucking shrooms the fuck?

Who the fuck !?!?!?

How dare you!


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Re: Passing an unexpected drug test [Re: Enkidu]
    #27133574 - 01/07/21 05:59 PM (3 years, 21 days ago)

Then sell em and fuck a job.


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Re: Passing an unexpected drug test [Re: longbus]
    #27133585 - 01/07/21 06:03 PM (3 years, 21 days ago)

an excess of vitamin b makes your pee yellow if you are going on the dilution route. but i'd try and stop at a head shop to get a bottle of quick fix plus, if you have time.
Good luck friend either outcome god/universe will provide.


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Re: Passing an unexpected drug test [Re: Kyngwhatt]
    #27133691 - 01/07/21 06:44 PM (3 years, 21 days ago)

I did for a couple years but i have kids now man i need a career and they need me.

Cant risk that.

If it was just me no problem but its not anymore

Yep yep god and the universe, well said

Ill stop tomorrow and talk to them about quick fix plus

Preciate ya guys


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Re: Passing an unexpected drug test [Re: Enkidu] * 1
    #27133737 - 01/07/21 06:56 PM (3 years, 21 days ago)

I tried having a career and realizd that everyones fucked and i have to make my own way in this world.


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