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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: morrowasted]
    #27128565 - 01/05/21 05:33 PM (2 months, 8 hours ago)

I’ve decided that gay men have the most sex of all.
Straight people are a second.
An lesbians have the least sex Cuz you need a Penis for sex it’s true.

How come when 2 girls eat each out it’s sex but when I eat a girl out and tell everyone we had sex I’m a liar?

Feels like a double standard to me.


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: Zombi3]
    #27128600 - 01/05/21 05:49 PM (2 months, 8 hours ago)

Does oral sex not count anymore? :badtrip:

I think collectively straight people have the most sex. Whats the current World Population, 7.8 BILLION people or something?


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #27128602 - 01/05/21 05:51 PM (2 months, 8 hours ago)

Ask Bill Clinton if it counts

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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: psi]
    #27128632 - 01/05/21 06:07 PM (2 months, 8 hours ago)

Do vampires transmit diseases like mosquitos do?


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #27128661 - 01/05/21 06:21 PM (2 months, 7 hours ago)

Your pener does


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #27128672 - 01/05/21 06:27 PM (2 months, 7 hours ago)

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Do vampires transmit diseases like mosquitos do?



Yes they transmit vampirism, I thought this was well known.


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: psi]
    #27129832 - 01/06/21 09:34 AM (1 month, 30 days ago)

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Do vampires transmit diseases like mosquitos do?



Yes they transmit vampirism, I thought this was well known.




No, that's werewolves. Vampires have to drain you until you're almost dead and then give you their blood in order to turn you. Get it right jeez


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: Ima Trooper] * 1
    #27130187 - 01/06/21 01:40 PM (1 month, 30 days ago)

Thereby transmitting vampirism. :shrug:


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: psi]
    #27130236 - 01/06/21 02:05 PM (1 month, 30 days ago)

Is Vampirism an STD?


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #27130788 - 01/06/21 05:18 PM (1 month, 30 days ago)

If you get it via sex then yes


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: Zombi3] * 1
    #27130896 - 01/06/21 06:15 PM (1 month, 30 days ago)

:lolsy:

homosexual doesn't bother me..


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: longbus]
    #27130917 - 01/06/21 06:24 PM (1 month, 30 days ago)

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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: longbus] * 1
    #27130930 - 01/06/21 06:28 PM (1 month, 30 days ago)

You know how girls always go: "Did you hear he was gay? Aww why are all the really sweet ones always gay?"

They won't have that with you :crankey:


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: Asante]
    #27130941 - 01/06/21 06:31 PM (1 month, 30 days ago)

How bout me?:crankey:


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: Paw Paw]
    #27130994 - 01/06/21 06:48 PM (1 month, 30 days ago)

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You know how girls always go: "Did you hear he was gay? Aww why are all the really sweet ones always gay?"

They won't have that with you :crankey:



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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: longbus]
    #27131449 - 01/06/21 09:23 PM (1 month, 30 days ago)

Be gay and suck and fuck as much dick or pussy as you like! 

But don't be part of the group that forces it on adolescents in school!  They'll know what they enjoy by the time they can bust a nut.


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: longbus]
    #27131451 - 01/06/21 09:24 PM (1 month, 30 days ago)

Gay guys like to do popperz, this one I was hanging out with was sniffing them but I was too afraid they were poppers and not cocaine


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: Yokal]
    #27131473 - 01/06/21 09:29 PM (1 month, 30 days ago)

I hward poppers turn u gay.


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: longbus]
    #27131539 - 01/06/21 09:49 PM (1 month, 30 days ago)

Popping all kinds of gay


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: Yokal]
    #27131622 - 01/06/21 10:18 PM (1 month, 30 days ago)

Poppers are an antidote to cyanide poisoning :themoreyouknow:


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