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 Re: im gonna choose to be gay  [Re: longbus]
#27127267 - 01/05/21 01:19 AM (1 month, 24 days ago) |
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You have a terrible personality and apparently you repel women with your looks, so no I’m quite busy
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morrowasted
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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: longbus]
#27127269 - 01/05/21 01:20 AM (1 month, 24 days ago) |
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You worded it in an unflattering way in which i do not associate with.
no, you worded it in a flattering way that i do not associate with
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yeah
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Psyche delics said:
Girls will find you unattractive of you go gay
false
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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: yeah]
#27127390 - 01/05/21 05:13 AM (1 month, 24 days ago) |
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Women these days are too picky. Gay dudes love a dude who may or may not be gay. Whatever your angle a pluggin is for sure in your future. Congrats 
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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: GreenHorns]
#27127661 - 01/05/21 09:23 AM (1 month, 23 days ago) |
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Too many guys are too picky, too. The entire incel culture is a bunch of dudes, 90% of whom could get laid if not for the fact that they what they really want is a virgin bangmaid/arm trophy with no baggage to do all the useful things their mommies used to do, plus be available and willing to fuck them at any moment. This is why we have thousands of dudes treating their anime pillows like actual significant others.
Poor suckers are just shooting themselves in the feet over and over with the behaviors born out of their insecurities
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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: longbus]
#27127785 - 01/05/21 11:09 AM (1 month, 23 days ago) |
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longbus said:
I dont wanna get banned and i feel like i will so i changed this poast bcz most people dont uderstand sexual issues well enuf.
Anus time?
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longbus
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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: Amanita86]
#27127845 - 01/05/21 11:45 AM (1 month, 23 days ago) |
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Just to get chicks
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longbus
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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: morrowasted]
#27127846 - 01/05/21 11:46 AM (1 month, 23 days ago) |
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morrowasted said:
Too many guys are too picky, too. The entire incel culture is a bunch of dudes, 90% of whom could get laid if not for the fact that they what they really want is a virgin bangmaid/arm trophy with no baggage to do all the useful things their mommies used to do, plus be available and willing to fuck them at any moment. This is why we have thousands of dudes treating their anime pillows like actual significant others.
Poor suckers are just shooting themselves in the feet over and over with the behaviors born out of their insecurities
Yu know what ugly girl pussy feels like? Hot girl pussy. A holes a hole.
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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: longbus]
#27127933 - 01/05/21 12:46 PM (1 month, 23 days ago) |
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Disagree on the latter claim, anuses and vaginas have very different feels
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Sugabearcrisp
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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: morrowasted]
#27127940 - 01/05/21 12:51 PM (1 month, 23 days ago) |
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morrowasted said:
being straight is gay via the transitive property anyway because it means you like girls and girls like dick which is gay
This is the best math joke I have heard in a while and the fact it wooshed right over longbus' head makes it even better!
Do you have any based on the associative property?
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koods
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Incels are perfectly monogamous homosexual men, only servicing one dick their entire lives
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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: koods]
#27127996 - 01/05/21 01:26 PM (1 month, 23 days ago) |
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No i can only ever be clever once per day and then my brain turns to putty for 24hrs
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Quote:
Sugabearcrisp said:
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morrowasted said:
being straight is gay via the transitive property anyway because it means you like girls and girls like dick which is gay
This is the best math joke I have heard in a while and the fact it wooshed right over longbus' head makes it even better!
Do you have any based on the associative property?
You're only straight if you bang lesbians
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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: morrowasted]
#27128092 - 01/05/21 02:09 PM (1 month, 23 days ago) |
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morrowasted said:
being straight is gay via the transitive property anyway because it means you like girls and girls like dick which is gay
Are you telling me the only way to be truly straight is to exclusively have sex with lesbians?
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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: Zombi3]
#27128102 - 01/05/21 02:13 PM (1 month, 23 days ago) |
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It’s not the only way but it’s certainly a good indicator..
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morrowasted
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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: Zombi3]
#27128157 - 01/05/21 02:37 PM (1 month, 23 days ago) |
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Zombi3 said:
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morrowasted said:
being straight is gay via the transitive property anyway because it means you like girls and girls like dick which is gay
Are you telling me the only way to be truly straight is to exclusively have sex with lesbians?
I hear if gay ppl plug mushrooms rather than eating them it turns them straight but that means they're fucking women now and we've already established that fucking women is gay because women like dick, therefore even straight gay people are gay 
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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: morrowasted]
#27128168 - 01/05/21 02:42 PM (1 month, 23 days ago) |
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morrowasted said:
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Zombi3 said:
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morrowasted said:
being straight is gay via the transitive property anyway because it means you like girls and girls like dick which is gay
Are you telling me the only way to be truly straight is to exclusively have sex with lesbians?
I hear if gay ppl plug mushrooms rather than eating them it turns them straight but that means they're fucking women now and we've already established that fucking women is gay because women like dick, therefore even straight gay people are gay
it depends on if the mushroom is dry or wet
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morrowasted
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It was dried out then re wetted cuz it had to be miced with water in a turkey baster
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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: morrowasted]
#27128385 - 01/05/21 04:07 PM (1 month, 23 days ago) |
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it is not gay if she pushes in the plunger btw
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morrowasted
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But 30 minutes after she pushes it something gay will inevitably happen so it is also provably gay by modus ponens
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