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im gonna choose to be gay
    #27127168 - 01/04/21 09:54 PM (3 years, 23 days ago)

I dont wanna get banned and i feel like i will so i changed this poast bcz most people dont uderstand sexual issues well enuf.


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: longbus] * 3
    #27127180 - 01/04/21 09:59 PM (3 years, 23 days ago)

being straight is gay via the transitive property anyway because it means you like girls and girls like dick which is gay


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: longbus]
    #27127182 - 01/04/21 10:00 PM (3 years, 23 days ago)

Girls will find you unattractive of you go gay


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: morrowasted] * 1
    #27127185 - 01/04/21 10:02 PM (3 years, 23 days ago)

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being straight is gay via the transitive property anyway because it means you like girls and girls like dick which is gay




I dont get it:rebeccablack:


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: Psyche delics]
    #27127187 - 01/04/21 10:03 PM (3 years, 23 days ago)

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Girls will find you unattractive of you go gay



Thats homophobic:bucktoothfattygangsta:


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: longbus]
    #27127188 - 01/04/21 10:04 PM (3 years, 23 days ago)

It's true


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: Psyche delics] * 2
    #27127191 - 01/04/21 10:06 PM (3 years, 23 days ago)

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Girls will find you unattractive of you go gay




Obviously they already do he wouldn’t have made this thread, and we don’t allow ugly people to just join up anyways


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: koods] * 1
    #27127195 - 01/04/21 10:07 PM (3 years, 23 days ago)

Its 2021 i can do what i want honey.


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: longbus]
    #27127200 - 01/04/21 10:12 PM (3 years, 23 days ago)

We can spot desperate incels from a mile away


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: koods] * 1
    #27127204 - 01/04/21 10:16 PM (3 years, 23 days ago)

Im sure thats someones fetish


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: Psyche delics]
    #27127207 - 01/04/21 10:18 PM (3 years, 23 days ago)

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Girls will find you unattractive of you go gay




Thats why you go straight after u get friendZ:gameover:


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: longbus]
    #27127208 - 01/04/21 10:18 PM (3 years, 23 days ago)

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Im sure thats someones fetish



I would actually not be surprised to discover that there is not a single person in the entire world that fetishizes incels


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: morrowasted]
    #27127212 - 01/04/21 10:21 PM (3 years, 23 days ago)

Lol well now i am going to choose to just to prove yu wrong.

INCEL FETISH ACTIVATED!:partykid:


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: longbus]
    #27127216 - 01/04/21 10:26 PM (3 years, 23 days ago)

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Girls will find you unattractive of you go gay




Thats why you go straight after u get friendZ:gameover:



They will still know you where recently gay and find it weird.


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: Psyche delics]
    #27127221 - 01/04/21 10:30 PM (3 years, 23 days ago)

No thats the beauty of the plan man. Since its 2021 and everyone is so overly liberal and snowflakey it would be a faux pas to judge people for their sexual orientation choices. That means if the girls dont let me dshsb then i can blast them for being insensitive to my sexual choices. Its genius really. :bucktoothfattygangsta:


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: longbus]
    #27127227 - 01/04/21 10:37 PM (3 years, 23 days ago)

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No thats the beauty of the plan man, which is to blackmail feminists into letting me anally rape them by threatening to publicly accuse them of homophobia in order to tarnish their reputation among their peers


sick plan breh


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: morrowasted]
    #27127234 - 01/04/21 10:43 PM (3 years, 23 days ago)

When life gives you a bullshit reality, use it to yur advantage to get laid. :feelsgoodman:


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: morrowasted]
    #27127236 - 01/04/21 10:45 PM (3 years, 23 days ago)

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No thats the beauty of the plan man, which is to blackmail feminists into letting me anally rape them by threatening to publicly accuse them of homophobia in order to tarnish their reputation among their peers


sick plan breh




Oh wait i didnt read how tou changed what i said. You worded it in an unflattering way in which i do not associate with. It's actually pretty fucked up yer mind wood evn go thare... i mean, who would want to fuck a feminist?:fatfear:


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: longbus]
    #27127244 - 01/04/21 10:53 PM (3 years, 23 days ago)

You sound like you’d fuck anything at this point


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: koods]
    #27127247 - 01/04/21 10:56 PM (3 years, 23 days ago)

:aweohyou:You free sweetheart?


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: longbus]
    #27127267 - 01/04/21 11:19 PM (3 years, 23 days ago)

You have a terrible personality and apparently you repel women with your looks, so no I’m quite busy


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: longbus]
    #27127269 - 01/04/21 11:20 PM (3 years, 23 days ago)

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You worded it in an unflattering way in which i do not associate with.


no, you worded it in a flattering way that i do not associate with


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: Psyche delics]
    #27127292 - 01/05/21 12:07 AM (3 years, 23 days ago)

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Girls will find you unattractive of you go gay



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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: yeah]
    #27127390 - 01/05/21 03:13 AM (3 years, 23 days ago)

Women these days are too picky. Gay dudes love a dude who may or may not be gay. Whatever your angle a pluggin is for sure in your future. Congrats  :nyan:



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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: GreenHorns]
    #27127661 - 01/05/21 07:23 AM (3 years, 23 days ago)

Too many guys are too picky, too. The entire incel culture is a bunch of dudes, 90% of whom could get laid if not for the fact that they what they really want is a virgin bangmaid/arm trophy with no baggage to do all the useful things their mommies used to do, plus be available and willing to fuck them at any moment. This is why we have thousands of dudes treating their anime pillows like actual significant others.


Poor suckers are just shooting themselves in the feet over and over with the behaviors born out of their insecurities


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: longbus]
    #27127785 - 01/05/21 09:09 AM (3 years, 23 days ago)

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I dont wanna get banned and i feel like i will so i changed this poast bcz most people dont uderstand sexual issues well enuf.



Anus time?


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: Amanita86]
    #27127845 - 01/05/21 09:45 AM (3 years, 23 days ago)

Just to get chicks


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: morrowasted]
    #27127846 - 01/05/21 09:46 AM (3 years, 23 days ago)

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Too many guys are too picky, too. The entire incel culture is a bunch of dudes, 90% of whom could get laid if not for the fact that they what they really want is a virgin bangmaid/arm trophy with no baggage to do all the useful things their mommies used to do, plus be available and willing to fuck them at any moment. This is why we have thousands of dudes treating their anime pillows like actual significant others.


Poor suckers are just shooting themselves in the feet over and over with the behaviors born out of their insecurities




Yu know what ugly girl pussy feels like? Hot girl pussy. A holes a hole.


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: longbus]
    #27127933 - 01/05/21 10:46 AM (3 years, 23 days ago)

Disagree on the latter claim, anuses and vaginas have very different feels


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: morrowasted]
    #27127940 - 01/05/21 10:51 AM (3 years, 23 days ago)

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being straight is gay via the transitive property anyway because it means you like girls and girls like dick which is gay




This is the best math joke I have heard in a while and the fact it wooshed right over longbus' head makes it even better!

Do you have any based on the associative property?


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: Sugabearcrisp] * 3
    #27127954 - 01/05/21 10:58 AM (3 years, 23 days ago)

Incels are perfectly monogamous homosexual men, only servicing one dick their entire lives


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: koods]
    #27127996 - 01/05/21 11:26 AM (3 years, 23 days ago)

No i can only ever be clever once per day and then my brain turns to putty for 24hrs


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: Sugabearcrisp]
    #27128059 - 01/05/21 11:54 AM (3 years, 23 days ago)

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being straight is gay via the transitive property anyway because it means you like girls and girls like dick which is gay




This is the best math joke I have heard in a while and the fact it wooshed right over longbus' head makes it even better!

Do you have any based on the associative property?




You're only straight if you bang lesbians


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: morrowasted]
    #27128092 - 01/05/21 12:09 PM (3 years, 23 days ago)

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being straight is gay via the transitive property anyway because it means you like girls and girls like dick which is gay



Are you telling me the only way to be truly straight is to exclusively have sex with lesbians?


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: Zombi3]
    #27128102 - 01/05/21 12:13 PM (3 years, 23 days ago)

It’s not the only way but it’s certainly a good indicator..


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: Zombi3]
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being straight is gay via the transitive property anyway because it means you like girls and girls like dick which is gay



Are you telling me the only way to be truly straight is to exclusively have sex with lesbians?



I hear if gay ppl plug mushrooms rather than eating them it turns them straight but that means they're fucking women now and we've already established that fucking women is gay because women like dick, therefore even straight gay people are gay :shrug:


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: morrowasted]
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morrowasted said:
being straight is gay via the transitive property anyway because it means you like girls and girls like dick which is gay



Are you telling me the only way to be truly straight is to exclusively have sex with lesbians?



I hear if gay ppl plug mushrooms rather than eating them it turns them straight but that means they're fucking women now and we've already established that fucking women is gay because women like dick, therefore even straight gay people are gay :shrug:




it depends on if the mushroom is dry or wet


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: Fungi Rogers]
    #27128274 - 01/05/21 01:27 PM (3 years, 23 days ago)

It was dried out then re wetted cuz it had to be miced with water in a turkey baster


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: morrowasted]
    #27128385 - 01/05/21 02:07 PM (3 years, 23 days ago)

:boofgirl:

it is not gay if she pushes in the plunger btw


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: Sugabearcrisp]
    #27128421 - 01/05/21 02:21 PM (3 years, 23 days ago)

But 30 minutes after she pushes it something gay will inevitably happen so it is also provably gay by modus ponens


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: morrowasted]
    #27128565 - 01/05/21 03:33 PM (3 years, 23 days ago)

I’ve decided that gay men have the most sex of all.
Straight people are a second.
An lesbians have the least sex Cuz you need a Penis for sex it’s true.

How come when 2 girls eat each out it’s sex but when I eat a girl out and tell everyone we had sex I’m a liar?

Feels like a double standard to me.


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: Zombi3]
    #27128600 - 01/05/21 03:49 PM (3 years, 23 days ago)

Does oral sex not count anymore? :badtrip:

I think collectively straight people have the most sex. Whats the current World Population, 7.8 BILLION people or something?


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #27128602 - 01/05/21 03:51 PM (3 years, 23 days ago)

Ask Bill Clinton if it counts

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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: psi]
    #27128632 - 01/05/21 04:07 PM (3 years, 23 days ago)

Do vampires transmit diseases like mosquitos do?


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: Crazy_Horse]
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Your pener does


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    #27128672 - 01/05/21 04:27 PM (3 years, 23 days ago)

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Yes they transmit vampirism, I thought this was well known.


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: psi]
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Do vampires transmit diseases like mosquitos do?



Yes they transmit vampirism, I thought this was well known.




No, that's werewolves. Vampires have to drain you until you're almost dead and then give you their blood in order to turn you. Get it right jeez


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    #27130187 - 01/06/21 11:40 AM (3 years, 22 days ago)

Thereby transmitting vampirism. :shrug:


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: psi]
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Is Vampirism an STD?


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #27130788 - 01/06/21 03:18 PM (3 years, 22 days ago)

If you get it via sex then yes


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: Zombi3] * 1
    #27130896 - 01/06/21 04:15 PM (3 years, 22 days ago)

:lolsy:

homosexual doesn't bother me..


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: longbus]
    #27130917 - 01/06/21 04:24 PM (3 years, 22 days ago)

ok


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: longbus] * 1
    #27130930 - 01/06/21 04:28 PM (3 years, 22 days ago)

You know how girls always go: "Did you hear he was gay? Aww why are all the really sweet ones always gay?"

They won't have that with you :crankey:


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: Asante]
    #27130941 - 01/06/21 04:31 PM (3 years, 22 days ago)

How bout me?:crankey:


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #27130994 - 01/06/21 04:48 PM (3 years, 22 days ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
You know how girls always go: "Did you hear he was gay? Aww why are all the really sweet ones always gay?"

They won't have that with you :crankey:



Quote:

Paw Paw said:
How bout me?:crankey:



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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: longbus]
    #27131449 - 01/06/21 07:23 PM (3 years, 22 days ago)

Be gay and suck and fuck as much dick or pussy as you like! 

But don't be part of the group that forces it on adolescents in school!  They'll know what they enjoy by the time they can bust a nut.


Edited by RobZombie68 (01/06/21 07:24 PM)


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: longbus]
    #27131451 - 01/06/21 07:24 PM (3 years, 22 days ago)

Gay guys like to do popperz, this one I was hanging out with was sniffing them but I was too afraid they were poppers and not cocaine


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: Yokal]
    #27131473 - 01/06/21 07:29 PM (3 years, 22 days ago)

I hward poppers turn u gay.


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: longbus]
    #27131539 - 01/06/21 07:49 PM (3 years, 22 days ago)

Popping all kinds of gay


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Re: im gonna choose to be gay [Re: Yokal]
    #27131622 - 01/06/21 08:18 PM (3 years, 21 days ago)

Poppers are an antidote to cyanide poisoning :themoreyouknow:


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