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Patlal
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What have you done to secure your place in hell?
#27126513 - 01/04/21 04:11 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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All the good and innocent people go to heaven. The squares. The boring ones.
Hell is where all the cool people at. From Cobain to Hitler. It's a party 24/7 down there. You don't want to miss it.
So what have you done to make sure you're going to hell?
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Re: What have you done to secure your place in hell? [Re: Patlal] 1
#27126518 - 01/04/21 04:13 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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I stole my roommates potato once.
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Asante
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Re: What have you done to secure your place in hell? [Re: Lynnch]
#27126534 - 01/04/21 04:19 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm not going to hell.
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Hell is where all the cool people at. From Cobain to Hitler.
Have fun hanging with Hitler and every serial killer that ever lived, while you guys are at each other's throats eternally drowning in a lake of boiling, burning sulfur, if you look really far up, you can watch two angels alternatingly giving my dick kisses while I sip some cherry coke on the rocks
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Patlal
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Re: What have you done to secure your place in hell? [Re: Asante] 1
#27126545 - 01/04/21 04:22 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Asante said: I'm not going to hell.
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Hell is where all the cool people at. From Cobain to Hitler.
Have fun hanging with Hitler and every serial killer that ever lived, while you guys are at each other's throats eternally drowning in a lake of boiling, burning sulfur, if you look really far up, you can watch two angels alternatingly giving my dick kisses while I sip some cherry coke on the rocks 
Cherry coke... That is so you...
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Re: What have you done to secure your place in hell? [Re: Patlal]
#27126554 - 01/04/21 04:25 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Cherry coke is the Devil
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Asante
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Re: What have you done to secure your place in hell? [Re: Patlal]
#27126557 - 01/04/21 04:26 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Actually I never drank the stuff but it sounded like the gayest softdrink ever while down there you're drowning in boiling sulfur with demons sticking you with pitchforks mandingostyle to keep you under 
Whoever aspires to end up in Hell has their priorirties seriously mixed up.
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Re: What have you done to secure your place in hell? [Re: Patlal]
#27126609 - 01/04/21 04:45 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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I supplied heroin to a group of friends when the Canadian equivalent of the America stimulus check came in. They sent me $2000 right off the bat simply for applying. So what would any junkie do? I bought a ball of purple people eater fentanyl laced heroin, and a ball of tan mostly uncut heroin. Something like 3 days into the bender we inevitably started on, this dude took more than he should have out of the purple bag and OD’d. I was nodded out unconscious at the time but I still can’t help but feel a little responsibility, I was the one who paid for all that dope and shouldn’t have left it out on the table.
That’s when I stopped using around known thieves. Of course every junkie is a thief tho..
A few months later I had bought some heroin scramble that was yellow. Or was it the orange shit? Doesn’t matter. My girlfriend at the time had been taking either diazepam or clonazopam to get some sleep during withdrawals while I was out picking up more dope before the withdrawal hit me too. When I got back to the squat we were shooting in I cooked up 600mg and filtered it through a wheel filter so we’d have a few shots each ready to rock. The more you nod out the harder it becomes to prepare your shots, so prefiltering was something we commonly did. Prepare 5-10 shots with saline, filter through a wheel filter, and store it in a sterile vial. Boom shaka laka! Much less of a fuss when you’re faded. I’ve spilt too many a full spoon with my dope in it because I could barely hold my hand up. Plus liquid dosing is more accurate than eye-balling powder. Anyway, I did my shot first, 150mg, nodded out hard, the rush was cold and not very euphoric so I knew it was laced with some sort of hollow fentanyl analogue. I didn’t have time to warn her before passing out. I don’t know how much she did because she spilt the vial when she nodded out, but since she was dope sick as fuck I’m guessing she did 200mg maybe even more. I woke up to find her with no vital signs. She had OD’d while I was nodded out. I paid for the dope and I fixed the doses. All she did was suck up a dose into her syringe. I honestly can’t remember if I properly warned her that the 5ml vial had 600mg of dope cooked into it. I mean she watched me prepare it but she was so sick she probably didn’t hear the math I was doing. It’s at least partly my fault she OD’d, or at least I feel that way.
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Re: What have you done to secure your place in hell? [Re: Asante] 1
#27126614 - 01/04/21 04:49 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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We will be drinking beer and laughing at the assholes down there
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Asante
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Actually, to the best of my knowledge, when we die we go through a purgatory stage, then a heaven stage, where we increasingly rebalance that which we put forth and that which we woithheld, until all seperateness between us end the Totality of Everything ceases to be.
So after burning off your sins you go to the highest heaven where God embraces you and makes you One With All Things.
Then (...) after which you separate out into a new lifetime which is a logical continuation of the former life and the afterlife you had.
This for all eternity.
So, no eternal reward or eternal damnation for anyone, not even for hitler or the devil.
There is no end point and there has been no beginning.
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Re: What have you done to secure your place in hell? [Re: Asante]
#27126714 - 01/04/21 05:38 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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I think we’re already here.
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Asante
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Re: What have you done to secure your place in hell? [Re: lowbrow]
#27126743 - 01/04/21 05:50 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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lowbrow said: I think we’re already here.
Death will set us free though.
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Re: What have you done to secure your place in hell? [Re: lowbrow]
#27126746 - 01/04/21 05:50 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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for breaking my heart
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Re: What have you done to secure your place in hell? [Re: Asante]
#27127020 - 01/04/21 08:09 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Asante said: So, no eternal reward or eternal damnation for anyone, not even for hitler or the devil.
There is no end point and there has been no beginning.
My Pleiadian book I read mentions this as well. There is no such thing as Eternal Damnation. Every spirit eventual returns to neutrality over time.
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Re: What have you done to secure your place in hell? [Re: Asante]
#27127157 - 01/04/21 09:46 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Asante said: I'm not going to hell.
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Hell is where all the cool people at. From Cobain to Hitler.
Have fun hanging with Hitler and every serial killer that ever lived, while you guys are at each other's throats eternally drowning in a lake of boiling, burning sulfur, if you look really far up, you can watch two angels alternatingly giving my dick kisses while I sip some cherry coke on the rocks 
Being gay is a sin, and angels are male. If you want angels to suck your cock i am afraid you are going to hell. Not hating but the law of god is the law.
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Asante
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Re: What have you done to secure your place in hell? [Re: longbus]
#27127394 - 01/05/21 03:23 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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longbus said:
Being gay is a sin, and angels are male. If you want angels to suck your cock i am afraid you are going to hell. Not hating but the law of god is the law.
Last time I checked I'm not a christian, neither is God and angels come in any gender and none.
The whole name Christian implies that you fetishize Christ over God, or you'd call yourself a Godian.
THOU SHALT HAVE NO OTHER GODS BEFORE ME.
That means no person and no book shall come between the direct comunication between God and you.
I directly commune with God, whioch is "having no other gods before Him" means, and he assures me that I'm in the clear.
I'm in the clear.
So are sinners by the way.
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Re: What have you done to secure your place in hell? [Re: Asante]
#27127443 - 01/05/21 03:44 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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I assume all the drugs are free in hell, and you can't die because you're already dead, and you can stay up as long as you like because you'll never have to sleep. I'm down for that. Stay up forever hitting drugs and making tunes. Hell yeah!
Dunno how I'm gonna get in though. I never really hurt anyone.
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Re: What have you done to secure your place in hell? [Re: Asante]
#27127459 - 01/05/21 03:50 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Dude hell filled up just after the last great war after Hitler met the quota of souls beelzebub set out. Earth has been a makeshift hell till we literally catch this place on fire too. Your birth was your ticket to hell.
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Re: What have you done to secure your place in hell? [Re: Northerner]
#27127523 - 01/05/21 04:45 AM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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Northerner said: I assume all the drugs are free in hell.
In Heaven you'll feel better than any drugs can make you feel, especially since, Argh, you're in Hell!
I suppose you'll have to suck a whole lot of demon cock (if you're straight) to get a single dose of a shitty RC that gives you a glimps of pleasure but is shockingly more-ish and addictive with soul wrenching withdrawals so you'll be a knee-dwelling knob goblin shared if not at times spit roasted between your tormentors.
Its HELL you know
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Re: What have you done to secure your place in hell? [Re: Asante]
#27128719 - 01/05/21 04:48 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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I dunno man. The people who made the rules up about this heaven and hell thing don't really seem to be having a very good time, nor imho do they seem like very good people. If I went to heaven I'd probably get kicked out for telling some deity they're a fucking hypocrite, or something like that.
If that's where all the virtue signalling megalomaniacs get to I'll probably be better off in a small villiage out in the country in hell. The cities are likely crowded with degenerates, just gotta get away a bit so you can have space to stretch the eyes and lungs. Maybe bring up a clutch of your own demon spawn. Life is what you make of it after all.
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Re: What have you done to secure your place in hell? [Re: Northerner]
#27129453 - 01/05/21 10:53 PM (3 years, 5 months ago) |
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You create your own heaven and hell right here in earth
I'm telling you the natural facts
For what it's worth
You create your own heaven and hell right here in earth
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