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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: Asante]
    #27051639 - 11/22/20 07:47 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Thank you, Celestial Emperor. It is a great pleasure to have you among us, Majesty!


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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: Asante]
    #27053400 - 11/23/20 05:38 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Remember to stroke the miracle flower before the second hour


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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: twighead]
    #27054379 - 11/23/20 06:02 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

How do I get an auto loan with less than 7% APR when I got a credit score of 501 and no loan history?

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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: RaRaRasputin]
    #27054590 - 11/23/20 08:23 PM (3 years, 4 months ago)

With great cultivation of the slow
You will find yourself in a great abundance
The details are insignificant
As to the flow of the mighty river




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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: twighead]
    #27054979 - 11/24/20 06:37 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

:coolpost:
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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: RaRaRasputin]
    #27055048 - 11/24/20 08:00 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

May your virtues be guided by the whispering shade of the ever twisting oak


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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: twighead]
    #27055132 - 11/24/20 09:06 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

Oh great Emperor, what can I do to reach new, deeper states of mind while in the mushroom experience?

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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: Hikeadellic] * 2
    #27055230 - 11/24/20 09:59 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)

To reach the greatest depths of mind
Is to release all concept of mind itself
Empty thy vessel, release to the wind, become one with the void
Only then will you find the vastness within




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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: twighead]
    #27056898 - 11/25/20 10:26 AM (3 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: twighead]
    #27061037 - 11/28/20 02:08 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: twighead]
    #27124238 - 01/03/21 04:01 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

There is one
Who has arrived.
Sitting silently.
Waiting.
For you.
To open the space within.
Let this new year enter you as a jellyfish on the waves.



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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: twighead]
    #27124276 - 01/03/21 04:24 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Great Shunzhi Emperor, please find attached a partial Chinese translation of  PF TEK

mí huàn mó gu - Magic Mushroom
zhì shí - Vermiculite
Cāomǐ fěn - Brown Rice flour

Gāoyāguō - Pressure cooker
Bōlí guàn - glass jar
Shuǐ - water
Chuízi hé dīngzi - Hammer and nail
Wǎn - Bowl
Dà guō - Big Pot
Lúzào - stove top
Liángbēi - measuring cup
Xízhǐ - Tin foil
Mógū zhǒngzǐ (Bāozǐ) - Mushroom seeds (spores)
Shòuyī (Gǒu he Ma) zhùshèqì - Veterinarian (Dog and horse) syringe





Da Jia Hao! 大家好

  Jin tian, wo men xue mí huàn mó gu.  今天我们学习迷幻蘑菇

Chi mí huàn mó gu  吃 迷幻蘑菇

Huàn jué 幻觉

si Huò leo Xiǎoshí. 四到六个小时之间


Zhi shi hen hao Míngxiǎng zai jia huo Dà zìrán. 这是很好冥想在家和大自然界

  Qǐng zhùyì. You hao Pengyo Guānkàn ni Dì yī cì ni chi. Chi shen Jīcháng he. 请注意, 有好朋友第一次看你.

3.5g mí huàn mó gu  shi hao 迷幻蘑菇 是好
5g mí huàn mó gu shi hen hen hao 迷幻蘑菇 很好




Zhòngzhí mí huàn mógū ni yao you…

zhì shí
Cāomǐ fěn
Bōlí guàn
Dà guō
Lúzào
Liángbēi
Xízhǐ
Mógū zhǒngzǐ (Bāozǐ) psilocybe cubensis
Shòuyī (Gǒu he Ma) zhùshèqì
Shuǐ

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Bùzhòu yi
Chuízi hé dīngzi si ge Kǒng Shàng Gài de Bōlí guàn


Bùzhòu er
Er Liángbēi zhì shí
Yi Liángbēi  Cāomǐ fěn
Yi Liángbēi  Shuǐ

Hùnhé zai Wǎn
Zhi shi jiao er yi yi (2:1:1)

Bùzhòu san
Tián Bōlí guàn ~80% 2:1:1
Zài shàngmiàn  ~20% zhì shí (bu Shuǐ , bu Cāomǐ fěn)

Gài Shàng Guàn

Xízhǐ Shàng Gài

Shuǐ zai Dà guō (~30%  Shàng Bōlí guàn)

Bùzhòu si
Bōlí guàn zai Dà guō
Gài Shàng Dà guō
Áo er Xiǎoshí
Bǐ xīn Shuǐ Rú suǒ xū
Huo he bu Shuǐ zai Dà guō shi hen bu hao
Hòu Áo er Xiǎoshí Děngdài Yī zhěng yè
Hòu 2:1:1 Bōlí guàn Liáng wo men Zhǒng xià zhǒngzǐ

Bùzhòu wu
Zhi Xūyào Bù yù, Huài Xìjùn Pòhuài Mófǎ
Women xihuan Mófǎ, women Xūyào Gānjìng
Wèile dádào zuì jiā xiàoguǒ Shǐyòng Hángkōng xiāng
Qùdiào Xízhǐ
70% Chún zai Zhēn, huo zai Zhēn
Zhēn zai Kǒng (si Kǒng yi Bōlí guàn)
~1mL yi xiao Bōlí guàn ~0.25mL yi Kǒng
Huo Zhēn Hòu yi Bōlí guàn
Xiao Bōlí guàn shi Kuàisù
Wo men yao mí huàn mó gu Chéngwéi Kuài diǎn Ránhòu Huài xìjùn
Hun da  Bōlí guàn hun Màn mí huàn.
Wo xihuan hun duo xiao Bōlí guàn
Bǎochí ni de PF TEK Bōlí guàn zai Yǐnsī 15-30C Wēndù
Er Zhōu Kāishǐ  mí huàn
Bai Diǎn
Er duō Zhōu Bai dian Zēngzhǎng
100% Bai, Děngdài ~yi zhou Chéngwéi Dāngrán

Bùzhòu leo
Ni de PF TEK Shēngrì kuàilè
mí huàn mógū xihuan 99% Cháoqì he xiao Xīnxiān kōngqì
Yángguāng Cóng  Chuāngkǒu shi hao
SùZhēnzhū yán shi hao Cháoqì
liào hézi shi hao jia Duìyú ni de  mí huàn mógū

Xiao Xià wù shen PF TEK
Hen Shī shi bu hao.
Fēngshàn Hòu Xià wù
Chóngfù Rú suǒ xū  (~Rìcháng)

Bùzhòu qi
Jǐ gè xīngqí mí huàn mógū shi Zhǔnbèi
Shōuchéng Shénme shíhòu Miànshā Huán Dǎpò Cóng Gàn
Shōuchéng Bāozǐ - Mào sheng Xízhǐ he Jiǔbēi sheng Mào Guòyè
mógū  Dào qí Kuàisù
Ni yao Biàn gàn Yǔ Tuōshuǐ jī

Shǐ Xīnxiān Zhēn
Chóngfù
Shǐ Hěnduō guànzi

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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: Hikeadellic]
    #27124404 - 01/03/21 05:37 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

This thread is great.

Emporer, how may I best serve those whom I love?


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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: MorphinTime] * 1
    #27269472 - 03/25/21 09:29 PM (3 years, 4 days ago)

Without thought,
Without a need to satisfy expectation,
Your heart will do due service,
To those who it holds dear



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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: twighead]
    #27278166 - 04/22/21 01:30 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Oh emperor, who break code and make shroomery die like Jesus before Easter?

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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: RaRaRasputin] * 1
    #27287644 - 04/30/21 09:14 AM (2 years, 10 months ago)

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RaRaRasputin said:
Oh emperor, who break code and make shroomery die like Jesus before Easter?




In April of 2018, I became a full-fledged alpacaholic. Alpacaholians are able to enter into a higher consciousness and feel more ‘alive.’ But as with anything of this nature, there are downsides. I lost thirty pounds of sunscreen, and I stopped taking care of Jabba the Turtle, if for no other reason thanto feed the deepest despair of the Toontown Cartel. In October of 2018, I became a blink-182 lead singer, which meant that my urine was making a strong comeback. I had what some might call a ‘miraculous recovery.’ But by 2019, I’d gone back to the pac. I weighed 129 pounds and I had a sunburn
that lasted nine days. On the ninth day, my son walked in on me grazing a cookie. I couldn’t speak. I couldn’t chew. I couldn’t even approach the communal dung pile. I tried to hide it. But he said: ‘Dad, when are you coming back to the world of the living?’ And I told him: ‘I’m working on it son. But as soon as I finish this cookie, the pain will be gone.’ And it was.



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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: twighead] * 1
    #27287688 - 04/30/21 10:09 AM (2 years, 10 months ago)

:muslimprayer:
Thank you

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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: RaRaRasputin]
    #27289582 - 05/01/21 08:10 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)


Any time my love


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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: twighead] * 1
    #27289651 - 05/01/21 09:21 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

:urinate:

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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: twighead]
    #27308147 - 05/14/21 10:05 AM (2 years, 10 months ago)

Emporer, how many souls does the devil need for me to play guitar as well as that Ichika kid on youtube?


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