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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: Asante]
#27051639 - 11/22/20 07:47 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Thank you, Celestial Emperor. It is a great pleasure to have you among us, Majesty!
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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: Asante]
#27053400 - 11/23/20 05:38 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Remember to stroke the miracle flower before the second hour
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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: twighead]
#27054379 - 11/23/20 06:02 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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How do I get an auto loan with less than 7% APR when I got a credit score of 501 and no loan history?
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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: RaRaRasputin]
#27054590 - 11/23/20 08:23 PM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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With great cultivation of the slow You will find yourself in a great abundance The details are insignificant As to the flow of the mighty river
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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: twighead]
#27054979 - 11/24/20 06:37 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: RaRaRasputin]
#27055048 - 11/24/20 08:00 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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May your virtues be guided by the whispering shade of the ever twisting oak
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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: twighead]
#27055132 - 11/24/20 09:06 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Oh great Emperor, what can I do to reach new, deeper states of mind while in the mushroom experience?
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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: Hikeadellic] 2
#27055230 - 11/24/20 09:59 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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To reach the greatest depths of mind Is to release all concept of mind itself Empty thy vessel, release to the wind, become one with the void Only then will you find the vastness within
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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: twighead]
#27056898 - 11/25/20 10:26 AM (3 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: twighead]
#27061037 - 11/28/20 02:08 AM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: twighead]
#27124238 - 01/03/21 04:01 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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There is one Who has arrived. Sitting silently. Waiting. For you. To open the space within. Let this new year enter you as a jellyfish on the waves.
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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: twighead]
#27124276 - 01/03/21 04:24 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Great Shunzhi Emperor, please find attached a partial Chinese translation of PF TEK
mí huàn mó gu - Magic Mushroom zhì shí - Vermiculite Cāomǐ fěn - Brown Rice flour
Gāoyāguō - Pressure cooker Bōlí guàn - glass jar Shuǐ - water Chuízi hé dīngzi - Hammer and nail Wǎn - Bowl Dà guō - Big Pot Lúzào - stove top Liángbēi - measuring cup Xízhǐ - Tin foil Mógū zhǒngzǐ (Bāozǐ) - Mushroom seeds (spores) Shòuyī (Gǒu he Ma) zhùshèqì - Veterinarian (Dog and horse) syringe
Da Jia Hao! 大家好
Jin tian, wo men xue mí huàn mó gu. 今天我们学习迷幻蘑菇
Chi mí huàn mó gu 吃 迷幻蘑菇
Huàn jué 幻觉
si Huò leo Xiǎoshí. 四到六个小时之间
Zhi shi hen hao Míngxiǎng zai jia huo Dà zìrán. 这是很好冥想在家和大自然界
Qǐng zhùyì. You hao Pengyo Guānkàn ni Dì yī cì ni chi. Chi shen Jīcháng he. 请注意, 有好朋友第一次看你.
3.5g mí huàn mó gu shi hao 迷幻蘑菇 是好 5g mí huàn mó gu shi hen hen hao 迷幻蘑菇 很好
Zhòngzhí mí huàn mógū ni yao you…
zhì shí Cāomǐ fěn Bōlí guàn Dà guō Lúzào Liángbēi Xízhǐ Mógū zhǒngzǐ (Bāozǐ) psilocybe cubensis Shòuyī (Gǒu he Ma) zhùshèqì Shuǐ . Bùzhòu yi Chuízi hé dīngzi si ge Kǒng Shàng Gài de Bōlí guàn
Bùzhòu er Er Liángbēi zhì shí Yi Liángbēi Cāomǐ fěn Yi Liángbēi Shuǐ
Hùnhé zai Wǎn Zhi shi jiao er yi yi (2:1:1)
Bùzhòu san Tián Bōlí guàn ~80% 2:1:1 Zài shàngmiàn ~20% zhì shí (bu Shuǐ , bu Cāomǐ fěn)
Gài Shàng Guàn
Xízhǐ Shàng Gài
Shuǐ zai Dà guō (~30% Shàng Bōlí guàn)
Bùzhòu si Bōlí guàn zai Dà guō Gài Shàng Dà guō Áo er Xiǎoshí Bǐ xīn Shuǐ Rú suǒ xū Huo he bu Shuǐ zai Dà guō shi hen bu hao Hòu Áo er Xiǎoshí Děngdài Yī zhěng yè Hòu 2:1:1 Bōlí guàn Liáng wo men Zhǒng xià zhǒngzǐ
Bùzhòu wu Zhi Xūyào Bù yù, Huài Xìjùn Pòhuài Mófǎ Women xihuan Mófǎ, women Xūyào Gānjìng Wèile dádào zuì jiā xiàoguǒ Shǐyòng Hángkōng xiāng Qùdiào Xízhǐ 70% Chún zai Zhēn, huo zai Zhēn Zhēn zai Kǒng (si Kǒng yi Bōlí guàn) ~1mL yi xiao Bōlí guàn ~0.25mL yi Kǒng Huo Zhēn Hòu yi Bōlí guàn Xiao Bōlí guàn shi Kuàisù Wo men yao mí huàn mó gu Chéngwéi Kuài diǎn Ránhòu Huài xìjùn Hun da Bōlí guàn hun Màn mí huàn. Wo xihuan hun duo xiao Bōlí guàn Bǎochí ni de PF TEK Bōlí guàn zai Yǐnsī 15-30C Wēndù Er Zhōu Kāishǐ mí huàn Bai Diǎn Er duō Zhōu Bai dian Zēngzhǎng 100% Bai, Děngdài ~yi zhou Chéngwéi Dāngrán
Bùzhòu leo Ni de PF TEK Shēngrì kuàilè mí huàn mógū xihuan 99% Cháoqì he xiao Xīnxiān kōngqì Yángguāng Cóng Chuāngkǒu shi hao SùZhēnzhū yán shi hao Cháoqì liào hézi shi hao jia Duìyú ni de mí huàn mógū Xiao Xià wù shen PF TEK Hen Shī shi bu hao. Fēngshàn Hòu Xià wù Chóngfù Rú suǒ xū (~Rìcháng) Bùzhòu qi Jǐ gè xīngqí mí huàn mógū shi Zhǔnbèi Shōuchéng Shénme shíhòu Miànshā Huán Dǎpò Cóng Gàn Shōuchéng Bāozǐ - Mào sheng Xízhǐ he Jiǔbēi sheng Mào Guòyè mógū Dào qí Kuàisù Ni yao Biàn gàn Yǔ Tuōshuǐ jī Shǐ Xīnxiān Zhēn Chóngfù Shǐ Hěnduō guànzi
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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: Hikeadellic]
#27124404 - 01/03/21 05:37 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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This thread is great.
Emporer, how may I best serve those whom I love?
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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: MorphinTime] 1
#27269472 - 03/25/21 09:29 PM (3 years, 4 days ago) |
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Without thought, Without a need to satisfy expectation, Your heart will do due service, To those who it holds dear
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RaRaRasputin
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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: twighead]
#27278166 - 04/22/21 01:30 PM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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Oh emperor, who break code and make shroomery die like Jesus before Easter?
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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: RaRaRasputin] 1
#27287644 - 04/30/21 09:14 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
RaRaRasputin said: Oh emperor, who break code and make shroomery die like Jesus before Easter?
In April of 2018, I became a full-fledged alpacaholic. Alpacaholians are able to enter into a higher consciousness and feel more ‘alive.’ But as with anything of this nature, there are downsides. I lost thirty pounds of sunscreen, and I stopped taking care of Jabba the Turtle, if for no other reason thanto feed the deepest despair of the Toontown Cartel. In October of 2018, I became a blink-182 lead singer, which meant that my urine was making a strong comeback. I had what some might call a ‘miraculous recovery.’ But by 2019, I’d gone back to the pac. I weighed 129 pounds and I had a sunburn that lasted nine days. On the ninth day, my son walked in on me grazing a cookie. I couldn’t speak. I couldn’t chew. I couldn’t even approach the communal dung pile. I tried to hide it. But he said: ‘Dad, when are you coming back to the world of the living?’ And I told him: ‘I’m working on it son. But as soon as I finish this cookie, the pain will be gone.’ And it was.
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#27287688 - 04/30/21 10:09 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Thank you
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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: RaRaRasputin]
#27289582 - 05/01/21 08:10 PM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Any time my love
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#27289651 - 05/01/21 09:21 PM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: The Shunzhi Emperor will answer your questions now [Re: twighead]
#27308147 - 05/14/21 10:05 AM (2 years, 10 months ago) |
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Emporer, how many souls does the devil need for me to play guitar as well as that Ichika kid on youtube?
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