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flugelizor
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Oh! We have any american cheese connoisseurs in the house? My wife told me never buy the Kraft singles individually wrapped. Get it from the deli...

I normally buy smoked Gouda or Provolone. Grilled cheese - Gruyère and cheddar (But Gruyère is expensive)
Edited by flugelizor (07/14/23 12:50 PM)
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Re: The official unpopular opinion thread [Re: spirit_shadow]
#28395396 - 07/14/23 12:57 PM (6 months, 12 days ago) |
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spirit_shadow said: Unpop op: most of the cheap fake processed cheese slices taste amazing. ( a couple times a year I will get some just cos I like it but very rarely eat it because it is horrible for you lol)
It's not really fake cheese, it's actually several real cheeses blended together with milk proteins (which is what cheeses are made from) and a couple of natural emulsifiers to make the cheese melt in a desirable way without falling apart or getting greasy. They can't be called "cheese" because they add extra processing steps to the base cheeses.
They also aren't really bad for you from a nutritional standpoint, when compared to "true" cheeses.
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spirit_shadow
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spirit_shadow said: Unpop op: most of the cheap fake processed cheese slices taste amazing. ( a couple times a year I will get some just cos I like it but very rarely eat it because it is horrible for you lol)
It's not really fake cheese, it's actually several real cheeses blended together with milk proteins (which is what cheeses are made from) and a couple of natural emulsifiers to make the cheese melt in a desirable way without falling apart or getting greasy. They can't be called "cheese" because they add extra processing steps to the base cheeses.
They also aren't really bad for you from a nutritional standpoint, when compared to "true" cheeses. 
I'm still not going to make it a habit to eat it a lot
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durian_2008
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Re: The official unpopular opinion thread [Re: spirit_shadow]
#28395447 - 07/14/23 01:56 PM (6 months, 12 days ago) |
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I have lost the difference between American and substitute cheese, somewhere along the lines of whether there are milk solids, but strongly feel that cattle must vastly outnumber the hungry mouths, in order to prevent a famine.
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spirit_shadow
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Re: The official unpopular opinion thread [Re: durian_2008]
#28395448 - 07/14/23 01:58 PM (6 months, 12 days ago) |
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If it tastes like cheese then it might be cheese
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Re: The official unpopular opinion thread [Re: spirit_shadow]
#28395461 - 07/14/23 02:13 PM (6 months, 12 days ago) |
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Cholesterol gallstones kind of look like cheese.
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Re: The official unpopular opinion thread [Re: durian_2008]
#28395463 - 07/14/23 02:15 PM (6 months, 12 days ago) |
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If it looks like cheese and smells like cheese then it's probably cheese.
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Re: The official unpopular opinion thread [Re: spirit_shadow]
#28395468 - 07/14/23 02:20 PM (6 months, 12 days ago) |
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I think that there are remedies for it.
Also, that the serving size for any hungry person is going to put him in the heavy user category.
It probably shouldn't be made.
When people started doing this, there was a choice between engineered foods and starvation, outrightly.
So, I circle back to literal barn animals.
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Re: The official unpopular opinion thread [Re: durian_2008]
#28395473 - 07/14/23 02:25 PM (6 months, 12 days ago) |
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Fake whipped cream is in the same category.
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spirit_shadow
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Re: The official unpopular opinion thread [Re: durian_2008]
#28395475 - 07/14/23 02:29 PM (6 months, 12 days ago) |
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Eww. Fake cheese is the only tasty fake food item
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Re: The official unpopular opinion thread [Re: spirit_shadow] 2
#28395481 - 07/14/23 02:34 PM (6 months, 12 days ago) |
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Lard or butter is better than shortening.
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Smellyhobbit
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Re: The official unpopular opinion thread [Re: spirit_shadow]
#28395595 - 07/14/23 04:44 PM (6 months, 12 days ago) |
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spirit_shadow said: Eww. Fake cheese is the only tasty fake food item 
Fake grape flavor is pretty yummy
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Re: The official unpopular opinion thread [Re: Smellyhobbit]
#28395610 - 07/14/23 05:05 PM (6 months, 12 days ago) |
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When Quote:
Smellyhobbit said:
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spirit_shadow said: Eww. Fake cheese is the only tasty fake food item 
Fake grape flavor is pretty yummy
Blue raspberry is fake
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Re: The official unpopular opinion thread [Re: spirit_shadow]
#28395619 - 07/14/23 05:10 PM (6 months, 12 days ago) |
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The taste of chicken is fake!
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the_chosen_one
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Re: The official unpopular opinion thread [Re: Smellyhobbit] 1
#28395621 - 07/14/23 05:13 PM (6 months, 12 days ago) |
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Because fake tastes like chicken.
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Re: The official unpopular opinion thread [Re: the_chosen_one] 2
#28395710 - 07/14/23 06:47 PM (6 months, 12 days ago) |
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Because chickens are birds, and birds aren't real.
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the_chosen_one
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That's verging on a popular opinion..
But it is true.
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Edited by the_chosen_one (07/14/23 07:08 PM)
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Re: The official unpopular opinion thread [Re: spirit_shadow]
#28395725 - 07/14/23 07:03 PM (6 months, 12 days ago) |
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spirit_shadow said: When Quote:
Smellyhobbit said:
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spirit_shadow said: Eww. Fake cheese is the only tasty fake food item 
Fake grape flavor is pretty yummy
Blue raspberry is fake 
Not if you're color blind.
Besides, the fake birds are eating all mine for fusion energy.
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Re: The official unpopular opinion thread [Re: the_chosen_one]
#28395800 - 07/14/23 08:29 PM (6 months, 11 days ago) |
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Artificial flavors are nothing but a racket for the corporations!
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OutsideOfMyMind
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theRealrollforever said: Mustard and ketchup? On a grilled cheese!?!
Fuckin nauseating
Ketchup and mustard are both fucking gross unless you get the good quality kind. You have to get organic ketchup if you actually want to taste the flavor of the tomatoes, otherwise, it just tastes like some sort of nasty sweet neutral sauce with absolutely no resemblance to tomatoes whatsoever. Most Americans would be cold slapped in the face to find out that a good quality ketchup actually tastes like FUCKING TOMATOES instead of like plastic corn syrup! What a CONCEPT!
As for mustard, either get dijon, stone ground, or another high end mustard or GTFO!! Fuck off with that nasty vinegar flavored plain yellow mustard! gah! Makes me want to barf!
Edited by OutsideOfMyMind (07/14/23 09:21 PM)
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