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Re: The official unpopular opinion thread [Re: loladoreen]
    #28193722 - 02/18/23 09:14 PM (11 months, 2 days ago)

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As a man covered in body hair, I’ve been on the receiving end of “eww” from women before.

Some people have hard lined preferences. It is what it is, you know. Not everyone is super open.



You can trim your body hair with a pair of Whall Peanut clippers. That 69 year old dude I was with, he had LOTS of back hair. I would trim it for him when it needed to be trimmed.

Body hair is gross because your sweat and body oder stick to it. It also just doesn't feel good. And it is "gross" because it makes you look like a monkey.

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I get hit on by older men. Lately i have been considering it
I know this will sound shitty as hell.. I know..
My last sexual partner was 49 and struggled with premature ejaculation and erections, etc.
I have been fantasizing about a younger guy.. without those issues. But an open minded one.
Not a young and dumb.
More evolved as men and enjoy the sexual experience as opposed to no foreplay, hammering away and only enjoyable for him.
I am catching myself ... I am being kind of a jerk. I am aware that age doesnt matter on how good a lover is.
i am bowing out now.. I am sounding like a jerk



Of all the men, surprisingly, the 69 year old guy had the HARDEST dick I've ever been with. God damn it would get harder than the damn wall!

Age really is just a number. I've been with younger dudes who only got semi hard. I remember a 28 year old guy who had to look at me with my legs spread open in order to jerk off and cum. That 69 year old guy loved looking at me naked, I didn't have to spread my legs just to get him hard.

Word of advice: Buy some generic viagra or cialis online and give it to the dudes who can't get hard. You can cut it into quarters and give them a quarter of a pill. You can get it cheap online. Cialis is better because it has less side effects and it lasts 32+ hours. Viagra only lasts 4 hours and you get a massive headache with it. Drink LOTS of water when you take these erection pills or you'll get a day-after headache.


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Re: The official unpopular opinion thread [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28193726 - 02/18/23 09:18 PM (11 months, 2 days ago)

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Loladoreen, it is neither selfish or shitty to want to be satisfied at the end of a sexual encounter. There’s so many people who are bad in bed. Like so so many. Don’t waste time with them. It’s not shitty to want to be CONSIDERED in bed lol




I really REALLY like you have no idea... how badly I need to do this.
it hurts...
its a shitty feeling


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Re: The official unpopular opinion thread [Re: OutsideOfMyMind] * 1
    #28193731 - 02/18/23 09:20 PM (11 months, 2 days ago)

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OutsideOfMyMind said:
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Smellyhobbit said:

As a man covered in body hair, I’ve been on the receiving end of “eww” from women before.

Some people have hard lined preferences. It is what it is, you know. Not everyone is super open.



You can trim your body hair with a pair of Whall Peanut clippers. That 69 year old dude I was with, he had LOTS of back hair. I would trim it for him when it needed to be trimmed.

Body hair is gross because your sweat and body oder stick to it. It also just doesn't feel good. And it is "gross" because it makes you look like a monkey.

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loladoreen said:
I get hit on by older men. Lately i have been considering it
I know this will sound shitty as hell.. I know..
My last sexual partner was 49 and struggled with premature ejaculation and erections, etc.
I have been fantasizing about a younger guy.. without those issues. But an open minded one.
Not a young and dumb.
More evolved as men and enjoy the sexual experience as opposed to no foreplay, hammering away and only enjoyable for him.
I am catching myself ... I am being kind of a jerk. I am aware that age doesnt matter on how good a lover is.
i am bowing out now.. I am sounding like a jerk



Of all the men, surprisingly, the 69 year old guy had the HARDEST dick I've ever been with. God damn it would get harder than the damn wall!

Age really is just a number. I've been with younger dudes who only got semi hard. I remember a 28 year old guy who had to look at me with my legs spread open in order to jerk off and cum. That 69 year old guy loved looking at me naked, I didn't have to spread my legs just to get him hard.

Word of advice: Buy some generic viagra or cialis online and give it to the dudes who can't get hard. You can cut it into quarters and give them a quarter of a pill. You can get it cheap online. Cialis is better because it has less side effects and it lasts 32+ hours. Viagra only lasts 4 hours and you get a massive headache with it. Drink LOTS of water when you take these erection pills or you'll get a day-after headache.




I did buy it for him. And numbing wipes..
He wouldn't use them 99% of the time. And when he did.. it still was bullshit sex for him

I swear my biggest fantasy in life is to have a man who finds me attractive like that.. he only has to look at me.
I have wasted to many years with someone who doesn't


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Re: The official unpopular opinion thread [Re: OutsideOfMyMind]
    #28193777 - 02/18/23 09:43 PM (11 months, 2 days ago)

With all due respect, I don’t have the kind of body hair you can trim. I am also very hygienic.


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Re: The official unpopular opinion thread [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28193782 - 02/18/23 09:45 PM (11 months, 2 days ago)

LOL
Chest hair? I used to shave my ex husbands back LOL


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Re: The official unpopular opinion thread [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28193786 - 02/18/23 09:48 PM (11 months, 2 days ago)

No full body. And it isn’t curly and oily. It’s something I haven’t seen on other people.

Either way it’s a full body experience. All the way.


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Re: The official unpopular opinion thread [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28193789 - 02/18/23 09:49 PM (11 months, 2 days ago)

Full body experience :smile:


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Re: The official unpopular opinion thread [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28193796 - 02/18/23 09:53 PM (11 months, 2 days ago)

Haha yeah. Some girls absolutely love it. Some think I’m gross as a person. Way she goes, bubs.


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Re: The official unpopular opinion thread [Re: Smellyhobbit] * 1
    #28193804 - 02/18/23 09:57 PM (11 months, 2 days ago)

Don't you think that is how it is with everyone?
I have always been large chested. From the get... it is what it is.
My ex-husband nonstop told me he wasn't into breasts, he was a butt guy.
All the fucking time..
So much that I went and got a breast lift and didn't even tell him.. why.. it wasn't for him
It was for me.
Everyone has things they like and don't like.
I dont know what I dont like... idk.. you never know unless you meet them I think. I have been with men I was surprised I was with. And others I masturbated to every second I wasnt with them LOL
For me, I never know.
I cant say I am not into this or that..
I know some things I dont like.


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Re: The official unpopular opinion thread [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28193822 - 02/18/23 10:04 PM (11 months, 2 days ago)

Mentally I have a lot of options. I’m into a lot of stuff. And being into kinks expands your options since people will form relationships based on mutual interests over looks. I’ve certainly been with women I had no business being with because I knew how to do things for them your average person doesn’t understand. That’s not a dog at regular people. I’m just a perv.

I don’t get bothered by girls who are yucked out by me anymore. I’m 32 and I want love, but when I’m single I really do whatever I want and I’m not inhibited by my furry bod.


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Re: The official unpopular opinion thread [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28193826 - 02/18/23 10:07 PM (11 months, 2 days ago)

Im a little drunk so I’m sorry if I overshare


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Re: The official unpopular opinion thread [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28193828 - 02/18/23 10:09 PM (11 months, 2 days ago)

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Im a little drunk so I’m sorry if I overshare




poast body pic so we can confirm all these stories are true


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Re: The official unpopular opinion thread [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28193833 - 02/18/23 10:12 PM (11 months, 2 days ago)

There’s a pic of me fishing in the pics of pubbers thread that can confirm if you have imagination.


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Re: The official unpopular opinion thread [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28193839 - 02/18/23 10:15 PM (11 months, 2 days ago)

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Smellyhobbit said:
Mentally I have a lot of options. I’m into a lot of stuff. And being into kinks expands your options since people will form relationships based on mutual interests over looks. I’ve certainly been with women I had no business being with because I knew how to do things for them your average person doesn’t understand. That’s not a dog at regular people. I’m just a perv.

I don’t get bothered by girls who are yucked out by me anymore. I’m 32 and I want love, but when I’m single I really do whatever I want and I’m not inhibited by my furry bod.



I yearn for no inhibitions.. to live freely and authentically


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Re: The official unpopular opinion thread [Re: split_by_nine]
    #28193840 - 02/18/23 10:15 PM (11 months, 2 days ago)

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Smellyhobbit said:
Im a little drunk so I’m sorry if I overshare




poast body pic so we can confirm all these stories are true




Whazzz uppppp Split Nine


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Re: The official unpopular opinion thread [Re: loladoreen]
    #28193841 - 02/18/23 10:17 PM (11 months, 2 days ago)

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Smellyhobbit said:
Mentally I have a lot of options. I’m into a lot of stuff. And being into kinks expands your options since people will form relationships based on mutual interests over looks. I’ve certainly been with women I had no business being with because I knew how to do things for them your average person doesn’t understand. That’s not a dog at regular people. I’m just a perv.

I don’t get bothered by girls who are yucked out by me anymore. I’m 32 and I want love, but when I’m single I really do whatever I want and I’m not inhibited by my furry bod.



I yearn for no inhibitions.. to live freely and authentically



You should. You are a free person.


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Re: The official unpopular opinion thread [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28193842 - 02/18/23 10:20 PM (11 months, 2 days ago)

kinda....
I am working on it.
Something I struggle with
There are 579 pages on that thread... that is alot.
I dont have a picture on here and I am not going to put one on here. I have a friend on here that knows what I look like. I rarely see him on here anymore.
I'll look and see if he is here. I never talk to him on here.


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Re: The official unpopular opinion thread [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28193843 - 02/18/23 10:23 PM (11 months, 2 days ago)

I shouldn’t have posted my picture it was a dumb thing to do. But I like this site a lot and I’m naïve.


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Re: The official unpopular opinion thread [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28193846 - 02/18/23 10:24 PM (11 months, 2 days ago)

I feel that.. I almost did once.. and I am glad I didn't.
I can be so naive and sensitive. Sometimes I take breaks because the comments are.. a lot.. to much sometimes.


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Re: The official unpopular opinion thread [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28193850 - 02/18/23 10:26 PM (11 months, 2 days ago)

Internet is a wild place.

But I’m glad you’re here.


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