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OfflineCracked Egg
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What's wrong with me..
    #27118907 - 12/31/20 05:35 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

My wife just found out her cousin was found dead earlier today. Of course she was sad and crying so she came over and laid on me and cried/ talk for a bit.

While she was talking/ crying and laying on my I started getting "excited". I had to try real hard not to go full staff.

Now, before any of you weirdos start taking it to a weird spot.. it was only happening because of where she was positioned..


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Re: What's wrong with me.. [Re: Cracked Egg] * 2
    #27118916 - 12/31/20 05:42 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Don't worry about it. Being there for her and treating her with love, compassion and understanding is the most important thing. Sometimes extreme situations/emotions seem to get crossed up in one's brain and it results in undesirable and involuntary emotional/physical responses. You understand that it wasn't appropriate and you seemed to act as nothing more than a caring partner.


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Re: What's wrong with me.. [Re: Cracked Egg] * 2
    #27118965 - 12/31/20 06:09 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

sorry for your families loss, it's never a good time

i agree it's not any more strange than most intense emotional moments in life

alot of people have fight/after fight sex also because it brings them closer together, there's a primal intensity in all humans

who knows why it happens, and feelings being surprising can be uncomfortable but ultimately very cool

happy new year, and not to sound crass or offend, but go get laid, you and your lady both deserve it

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Re: What's wrong with me.. [Re: masspan] * 4
    #27119004 - 12/31/20 06:23 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

There’s nothing wrong with you OP, and if it makes you feel better, I got hard just reading your post.


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Re: What's wrong with me.. [Re: masspan] * 2
    #27119017 - 12/31/20 06:26 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Dude nothing to be ashamed of.
When I propesed to my wife I was so nervous when she said yes i popped a giant boner, which was awkward since we were at a fancy resort on the veranda at sunset with people all around enjoying a drink. They had all turned to watch when i got down on one knee and then subsequently stood up with a pitched tent in my pants.


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Re: What's wrong with me.. [Re: Cracked Egg]
    #27119241 - 12/31/20 08:17 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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Cracked Egg said:
My wife just found out her cousin was found dead earlier today. Of course she was sad and crying so she came over and laid on me and cried/ talk for a bit.

While she was talking/ crying and laying on my I started getting "excited". I had to try real hard not to go full staff.

Now, before any of you weirdos start taking it to a weird spot.. it was only happening because of where she was positioned..



If it was only positioning that's just biological nothing wrong with you if you were compassionate about her loss that's actually a good thing you were there for her


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Re: What's wrong with me.. [Re: Sugabearcrisp] * 1
    #27119250 - 12/31/20 08:22 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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Sugabearcrisp said:
Dude nothing to be ashamed of.
When I propesed to my wife I was so nervous when she said yes i popped a giant boner, which was awkward since we were at a fancy resort on the veranda at sunset with people all around enjoying a drink. They had all turned to watch when i got down on one knee and then subsequently stood up with a pitched tent in my pants.




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Re: What's wrong with me.. [Re: Cracked Egg]
    #27119462 - 12/31/20 11:15 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

It was the tears that turned u on wasn’t it u sick fuck


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Re: What's wrong with me.. [Re: koods]
    #27119466 - 12/31/20 11:17 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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koods said:
There’s nothing wrong with you OP, and if it makes you feel better, I got hard just reading your post.




Thanks for ur honesty koods that’s why I luv u man ure a fucking saint u hear me a FUCKING SAINT and ud probably fuck a saint if u could u sick fuck


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Re: What's wrong with me.. [Re: zZZz]
    #27119484 - 12/31/20 11:41 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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zZZz said:
It was the tears that turned u on wasn’t it u sick fuck




:shaqwiggle:

Quote:

zZZz said:
Quote:

koods said:
There’s nothing wrong with you OP, and if it makes you feel better, I got hard just reading your post.




Thanks for ur honesty koods that’s why I luv u man ure a fucking saint u hear me a FUCKING SAINT and ud probably fuck a saint if u could u sick fuck




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Re: What's wrong with me.. [Re: Cracked Egg]
    #27119575 - 01/01/21 02:27 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Sick fucks


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Re: What's wrong with me.. [Re: Cracked Egg]
    #27119714 - 01/01/21 05:48 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Weiners are mechanical like that.  That would make a good list though, The Craziest Times and Places a Dude Got a Woody.


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Re: What's wrong with me.. [Re: Amanita86]
    #27119829 - 01/01/21 07:40 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Haha..

Do it!


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Re: What's wrong with me.. [Re: Cracked Egg]
    #27120159 - 01/01/21 11:05 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

First off, my condolences to your wife's cousin :rose: :sad: :nonono:

Ive had a similar experience myself. In the summer of 2020, I lost my job. While I worked there for 3 years, I became pretty close friends with a pretty female co-worker. Well, she got laid off before I did so she was really sad to say goodbye to everyone as our company was really close to each other in a sort of "family" way. It was really tough on her and she cried. I gave her a hug to comfort her while she cried and she gave me this long, comforting hug back. While this was happening, I was getting aroused (for obvious reasons) and knew I had to stop the hug before it got real embarrassing in front of my other co-workers who were standing there near us.

There's something about when a woman trusts you in a sad, crying state that is a turn-on. I guess because you are their "protector" and they are submitting their vulnerable feelings to you. Plays into the male dominance role but with fragile emotions brought into it. Plays into the Male-Female emotional trust dynamic that can be alluring if you will. It can happen with any gender as well.

Thats my theory on it.

Life can get pretty awkward when you least expect it. :sadyes:


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Re: What's wrong with me.. [Re: koods]
    #27120449 - 01/01/21 01:44 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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koods said:
There’s nothing wrong with you OP, and if it makes you feel better, I got hard just reading your post.



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Re: What's wrong with me.. [Re: Cracked Egg]
    #27120670 - 01/01/21 03:53 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Dont this remind anyone of that exact scene in Wayne's world with Garth and that chick, did you steal from that comedy op?


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Re: What's wrong with me.. [Re: trees]
    #27120731 - 01/01/21 04:33 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Shwing


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Re: What's wrong with me.. [Re: trees]
    #27120931 - 01/01/21 06:36 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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trees said:
Dont this remind anyone of that exact scene in Wayne's world with Garth and that chick, did you steal from that comedy op?




No, sir I did not..

If you were actually keeping up with the thread you would have realized it's quite a common occurrence.


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