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Nasty off brand hand sanitizer that feels like cum!
    #27119067 - 12/31/20 06:51 PM (3 years, 28 days ago)

What's with these nasty off-brand hand sanitizers that you find everywhere nowadays that feels like fucking cum? Like you pump the shit in your hands and then you rub it and it's so fucking slimy and then it takes forever to dry. Fucking disgusting shit feels like fucking cum.

Like wouldn't you think that most of these companies would just copycat the recipe that purell uses? Like just look at the fucking ingredients and buy the ingredients and mix them together until you get a perfect ratio. You don't need to be a fucking chemist to figure it out.

I mean personally if I had the money to start up a hand sanitizer company I would be copying purell's recipe.


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Re: Nasty off brand hand sanitizer that feels like cum! [Re: OutsideOfMyMind] * 1
    #27119088 - 12/31/20 06:59 PM (3 years, 28 days ago)

Does it taste like cum too?
You might just be putting cum on your hands...


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Re: Nasty off brand hand sanitizer that feels like cum! [Re: OutsideOfMyMind]
    #27119089 - 12/31/20 07:00 PM (3 years, 28 days ago)

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Like wouldn't you think that most of these companies would just copycat the recipe that purell uses? Like just look at the fucking ingredients and buy the ingredients and mix them together until you get a perfect ratio




:mindblown:


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Re: Nasty off brand hand sanitizer that feels like cum! [Re: Lynnch]
    #27119091 - 12/31/20 07:01 PM (3 years, 28 days ago)

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Does it taste like cum too?
You might just be putting cum on your hands...



You know it honestly would not surprise me with the amount that these companies lie to their customers with.


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Re: Nasty off brand hand sanitizer that feels like cum! [Re: OutsideOfMyMind]
    #27119225 - 12/31/20 08:04 PM (3 years, 28 days ago)

The stuff feels like cum in the shower. It’s sticky and slippery at the same time.

The stuff they have at Home Depot is just straight up poorly distilled booze. It leaves a terrible smell on your hands for hours because they never removed any of the nasty fermentation by products.


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Re: Nasty off brand hand sanitizer that feels like cum! [Re: koods]
    #27119318 - 12/31/20 09:16 PM (3 years, 28 days ago)

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The stuff feels like cum in the shower. It’s sticky and slippery at the same time.

The stuff they have at Home Depot is just straight up poorly distilled booze. It leaves a terrible smell on your hands for hours because they never removed any of the nasty fermentation by products.



Yeah I don't get it, every grocery store you go to has a different brand of hand sanitizer at the front of the store for customers to use.

Who the hell is coming up with all of these hand sanitizer companies where they don't know shit about chemistry? And here I am sitting at home waiting for my job to open back up. The fuck man.


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Re: Nasty off brand hand sanitizer that feels like cum! [Re: OutsideOfMyMind]
    #27119326 - 12/31/20 09:19 PM (3 years, 28 days ago)

My nephew works at a winery and they sent all their bad batches to a distillery to make sanitizer. He said people are donating old bottles of booze they don’t want for the same purpose.


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Re: Nasty off brand hand sanitizer that feels like cum! [Re: koods]
    #27119461 - 12/31/20 11:15 PM (3 years, 27 days ago)

You can make alcohol from rotting fruits and vegetables. well probably fruits more than vegetables but I'm just saying. The process of making alcohol is fucking stupid easy. So easy they make alcohol in prison.


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Re: Nasty off brand hand sanitizer that feels like cum! [Re: OutsideOfMyMind] * 1
    #27119468 - 12/31/20 11:19 PM (3 years, 27 days ago)

Lsd has got cum in it thats what makes u trip


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Re: Nasty off brand hand sanitizer that feels like cum! [Re: zZZz]
    #27119470 - 12/31/20 11:21 PM (3 years, 27 days ago)

They both glow under a blacklight.  :strokebeard:


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Re: Nasty off brand hand sanitizer that feels like cum! [Re: PatrickKn]
    #27119482 - 12/31/20 11:41 PM (3 years, 27 days ago)

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They both glow grow under a blacklight.  :strokebeard:




grow


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Re: Nasty off brand hand sanitizer that feels like cum! [Re: ModularMind]
    #27119509 - 01/01/21 12:15 AM (3 years, 27 days ago)

Wait a second, are we supposed to be boofing this hand sanitizer?


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Re: Nasty off brand hand sanitizer that feels like cum! [Re: OutsideOfMyMind]
    #27119511 - 01/01/21 12:18 AM (3 years, 27 days ago)

You'd be wise to boof it if you know what's good for you.


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Re: Nasty off brand hand sanitizer that feels like cum! [Re: PatrickKn]
    #27119514 - 01/01/21 12:21 AM (3 years, 27 days ago)

Oh now I know why they made it feel like cum. Thanks for the clarification.


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Re: Nasty off brand hand sanitizer that feels like cum! [Re: OutsideOfMyMind] * 2
    #27119553 - 01/01/21 01:31 AM (3 years, 27 days ago)

70% will wreck your asshole


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Re: Nasty off brand hand sanitizer that feels like cum! [Re: koods]
    #27119566 - 01/01/21 02:02 AM (3 years, 27 days ago)

It really shouldn't ever be above 60% Purell really is the best brand.


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Re: Nasty off brand hand sanitizer that feels like cum! [Re: OutsideOfMyMind]
    #27119579 - 01/01/21 02:32 AM (3 years, 27 days ago)

Cum is awesome though, depending on diet, of course.


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Re: Nasty off brand hand sanitizer that feels like cum! [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27119591 - 01/01/21 02:49 AM (3 years, 27 days ago)

Sick fuck


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Re: Nasty off brand hand sanitizer that feels like cum! [Re: zZZz]
    #27119592 - 01/01/21 02:49 AM (3 years, 27 days ago)

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zZZz said:
Sick fuck





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