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OfflineKryptos
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Anti masker shoots at gas station for requiring masks, quickly identified as he was not wearing a mask. * 1
    #27109981 - 12/27/20 02:26 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

https://www.dailyrecordnews.com/news/maskless-man-arrested-in-alleged-drive-by-shooting-incident/article_5cfee602-4cd5-5967-aee5-c262fc5d8076.html

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Ellensburg police arrested a man who allegedly committed a drive-by shooting Sunday, an altercation which started because the suspect was told he had to wear a mask.

Ellensburg Police Captain Dan Hansberry said officers were able to identify the suspect because witnesses were able to describe his face because he was not wearing a mask, and they were also able to describe the vehicle used.

“Not to sound sarcastic, but he wasn’t wearing a mask,” Hansberry said.

Hansberry said the suspect and the driver of the vehicle stopped by the Toads Astro Express to get gas Sunday, Dec. 20. The suspect went inside the market without a mask, which was against the business rules. The suspect then left the market, got into the passenger side of the vehicle, and fired at least three shots at the building while the vehicle drove away. No one was injured during the shooting.

Police were given a license plate, vehicle description and a description of the suspect from witnesses. On Dec. 22, detectives worked with the Kennewick Police Department, and arrested the suspect at his place of employment without a struggle. They also recovered the handgun thought to be used in the crime, although Hansberry said they would need to wait for ballistic evidence to be sure.




I mean, I know he's obviously not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree based on his actions, but criminals have literally always worn masks. Now that everyone is wearing masks, why would they stop?

Like this particularly bright individual, who pulled down his mask in that classic anti-mask Karen chinstrap.

Like, normally if you walk into a bank with a mask on, everyone immediately gets pissed off. The ONE TIME that the opposite is true, the guy robs a bank without a mask on.


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Re: Anti masker shoots at gas station for requiring masks, quickly identified as he was not wearing a mask. [Re: Kryptos] * 1
    #27109996 - 12/27/20 03:05 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

All the dreams I had of robbing banks or being a masked super hero have been dashed as my glasses fog up and I can't see anything.


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Re: Anti masker shoots at gas station for requiring masks, quickly identified as he was not wearing a mask. [Re: viraldrome]
    #27110071 - 12/27/20 04:17 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Funny unrelated story:

When this whole thing started, work handed out a bunch of masks. They handed out these masks that were pleated and had a little nose flap that you would fold upwards onto the bridge of your nose, and then if you put your glasses in the little divot between the nose flap and the stitching...crease? whatever you call it, they wouldn't fog up.

Less than 10% of the people I see in the office realized that. The vast majority wore it with the nose flap on the outside, probably because that's where the brand tag was.

And then they'd complain about their glasses fogging up, while wearing masks that were specifically designed to prevent that.

So, my company bought anti-fog glasses for everyone. Of course, the anti-fog coating doesn't last very long.


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Re: Anti masker shoots at gas station for requiring masks, quickly identified as he was not wearing a mask. [Re: Kryptos]
    #27110431 - 12/27/20 09:58 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Anti masker shoots at gas station for requiring masks, quickly identified as he was not wearing a mask. [Re: HamHead] * 2
    #27110461 - 12/27/20 10:11 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

I had to go into the grocery store and buy tampons for my wife yesterday .  I was happy to have to have a mask to hide my awkward shame .  Of course I was was high as fuck though and bought the wrong size  and had to go back and return them .
  Once again I was glad to have a mask .  Theres no appropriate look to have on your face when your trying to explain to someone that you don't know the size of your girls vagina .


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Re: Anti masker shoots at gas station for requiring masks, quickly identified as he was not wearing a mask. [Re: Psilynut2]
    #27110788 - 12/27/20 02:28 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

I want to be trained for a new position at work which will be less physically stressful but it involves a lot of typing so I have to wait till we're done with the masks because I can't see shit.

On the subject of buying tampons, my friend had to go buy them for his mother when he was 16 years old. It was funny watching him be uncomfortable.


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Re: Anti masker shoots at gas station for requiring masks, quickly identified as he was not wearing a mask. [Re: Brian Jones] * 3
    #27111890 - 12/28/20 09:18 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

I buy tampons for my wife all the time.  My favorite story is the time I was buying tampons and chocolate, and the big, black woman at the checkout says very loudly and joyfully (as only a big black woman can do), "THIS MAN RIGHT HERE UNDERSTANDS!"

I use self-checkout these days.


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Re: Anti masker shoots at gas station for requiring masks, quickly identified as he was not wearing a mask. [Re: viraldrome] * 1
    #27111907 - 12/28/20 09:27 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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viraldrome said:
All the dreams I had of robbing banks or being a masked super hero have been dashed as my glasses fog up and I can't see anything.



Put the glasses on the mask



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Re: Anti masker shoots at gas station for requiring masks, quickly identified as he was not wearing a mask. [Re: Enlil]
    #27112199 - 12/28/20 12:34 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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Enlil said:
I buy tampons for my wife all the time.  My favorite story is the time I was buying tampons and chocolate, and the big, black woman at the checkout says very loudly and joyfully (as only a big black woman can do), "THIS MAN RIGHT HERE UNDERSTANDS!"

I use self-checkout these days.




I was at Safeway and the cashier didn’t know what astroglide was after it didn’t scan, so she started asking other cashiers loudly and then got on the PA system to get a price check on astroglide


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Re: Anti masker shoots at gas station for requiring masks, quickly identified as he was not wearing a mask. [Re: koods]
    #27112225 - 12/28/20 12:49 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

I don't know if that's better or worse than the alternative.


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Re: Anti masker shoots at gas station for requiring masks, quickly identified as he was not wearing a mask. [Re: Kryptos]
    #27112229 - 12/28/20 12:51 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

What’s the alternative?


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Re: Anti masker shoots at gas station for requiring masks, quickly identified as he was not wearing a mask. [Re: koods]
    #27112350 - 12/28/20 01:46 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Astroglide is the terrible lube.

Hilarious story though. The tampon ones cracked me up too.

I was at Walmart once while a bit buzzed and chatted up this big black woman in front of me in the line, we gabbed for a bit. Then she started checking out and I realized she had like a gallon of baby oil and candles, nothing else. I kind of joked about how she was getting lucky tonight and she said something along the lines of “momma has got it coming!” At which point I realized i was right and felt super awkward.

My wife has an implant of some variety. She hasn’t had a period in like two years. We threw out all our condoms like 6 months ago. 👍


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Re: Anti masker shoots at gas station for requiring masks, quickly identified as he was not wearing a mask. [Re: christopera]
    #27112399 - 12/28/20 02:04 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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koods said:
What’s the alternative?




Don't worry about it. *Jedi Mind Wave*

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christopera said:
My wife has an implant of some variety. She hasn’t had a period in like two years. We threw out all our condoms like 6 months ago. 👍




Those implants are pretty dope. Except they need to be replaced, and my ex always complained that it felt weird whenever it got bumped.


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