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Tell me a story?
    #27107777 - 12/25/20 07:05 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Oh hey friends,
This is the first time I have been back on this site in almost 10 years. It feels like a thousand life times have past since I shroomed last. I came to remind myself all the details about growing my own little nuggets of joy and happiness. I was looking for the TEK that taught me everything last time. I found it, of course. It has been updated some, but I feel pretty good about possibly giving it another go soon. I have been extra sad lately and was thinking this might help. I totally forgot the message boards even existed, but I found it when I came back and thought maybe someone would tell me a fun story to cheer me up.  Also, anyone from NC? I moved recently and wouldn't hate finding a few new friends. Shrooms are always better when you have someone to enjoy them with.


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Re: Tell me a story? [Re: TheSeductiveSin]
    #27107852 - 12/25/20 08:19 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Some friends started microdosing which got me interested. I started having anxiety and depression a couple years after I stopped tripping. One of my worst depression symptoms is disinterest in everything, the excitement of a new hobby has already helped.


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Re: Tell me a story? [Re: Narrator]
    #27107938 - 12/25/20 09:12 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Once upon a time I was in 6th grade.  I rode the bus to and from school at the time.  The bus ride home was always awesome because my last class was gym and since I played football, it was basically football practice during the off season.  Loved that.  I was a nerd and would catch shit occassionally, but it was hard to give me shit on the field.  My friends were nerds too but we were the clique that happened to be nerds and decent at most sports.

At the time it was off season.  So when it was time to go home I was exhausted from practice. The showers were not functioning at the time; plumbing work being done or some such.  I was soaked in sweat when I got on the bus.  I kind of zoned out for most of the ride home because I have always been a space case, but I noticed my neighbor and her friend were giggling a lot and obviously talking about me, and wanting me to see that they were.

The bus arrived at our stop, and my neighbor and her friend got off before me, but waited for me to catch up before they headed towards the block at which we lived.  They were super flirty the whole walk home, and I couldn't figure out why the whole time.  "These are 8th grade girls, somehow the joke's on you," I was telling myself. 

The walk home was great even though I was paranoid.  They went well out of their way to rub their boobs on me as we walked, felt awesome.  I love boobs.  I told them they were annoying and they went to my neighbor's house across the street quite mad at me :lol: :shrug:


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Re: Tell me a story? [Re: Narrator]
    #27108485 - 12/26/20 09:19 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

I have fought depression and suicidal ideation my whole life. I learned to manage it by rescuing dogs. They give me purpose and offer some moments of joy and amusement. I keep looking for a hobby of sorts. I used to build bird houses, and I genuinely enjoy making things. But it got to a point where I just had so many of them I didnt have anything to do with them all.


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Re: Tell me a story? [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27108501 - 12/26/20 09:26 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

But Morphin! Maybe they would have kept rubbing their boobs on you! And now we will never know. I will give you a free pass because you were so young at the time, but pro tip: Telling a girl she is annoying doesnt usually get you repeat boobies!


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Re: Tell me a story? [Re: TheSeductiveSin]
    #27108543 - 12/26/20 09:45 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

What a nice poast looking for da local mush.

Follow the tek, maybe mycology can be the new hobby you're looking for.

Welcome back to the forum! :super:


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Re: Tell me a story? [Re: TheSeductiveSin]
    #27108669 - 12/26/20 10:39 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Haha, yeah at the time I didn't know what to do.  Looking back I probably could have made out with both of them that afternoon  and had a lot more fun :picard:

I romanticized suicide at a very young age, I can relate to your story.


Next story:

I lived at a guy's house as a roommate for a little while and it was pretty chill for the most part.  We got along well and loved to smoke weed and drink beers after work and shoot the shit, cook, smack golf balls around and whatnot. 

We were on the backside of a big soybean field and had no neighbor on the north side of the street, with a decent treeline border so it was a natural little pocket of privacy. Neighbor next door to the south was chill, had himself a little family, and didnt mind us ding dongs doing what we did much.

But my roommate could not handle his liquor so well, and we didnt keep liquor in the house but he would get off work and go to the bars occassionally, come home shitwasted and wanting to fight and shit.  We never fought but we came close, I'm more about keeping shit chill. 

One night I actually get liquor drunk with some friends and return super late as he is getting ready for work and he was still wasted.  He couldn't find his keys and he was gonna be late for work, so we searched high and low, dug through the trash and everything to no avail.  I give up and pass out on the couch, and then I hear him screaming like a maniac that he found his keys in my room.

So, I hadn't been home all day, didnt even go to my room when I got home because I was looking for his keys which he had to have had while I was away at some point, and he thinks I took his keys and put them in my room by accident to fuck with him or did it because I was drunk, while my keys, wallet, and phone are all on the floor beside the couch next to me because I didnt make it to my room at all.  He is fighting mad, making threats, but tears off to work.

I'm really disturbed by his threats and I'm off work (this is daylight morning time by now).  So i sleep off the liquor and decide to go to my friends' place and talk to them about it, basically saying my roommate wants to kick my ass over some bullshit but I haven't fought since i was a kid.  My friends' house is the band house, and there is a drummer guy i met first time who is simply awesome at percussion, he taught me some cool stuff.  This big guy used to fight competitively so I ask him to give me pointers.

Well he gave me some pointers, but we were all high and drunk.  Somehow I challenged him to bloody knuckles, which lasted one round because he actually broke my hand.  But i wasn't about to give in to defeat, so I challenged him to stick fighting which is exactly what it sounds like:  a wood sabre duel.  I'm not bad with guys my size but this dude was enormous and didn't mind plowing through my defenses with raw power.  He cracked me on the head which dazed me and then absolutely hurt me with a shot to the ribs and I was done.

After all the training and advice I felt like I was ok to handle my roommate if he wanted to get violent over him leaving his keys in my room because he was drunk and snooping while I was away.  But we never fought and it wasn't ever mentioned again.  I got more fucked up with my friends trying to get ready for a potential fight than I probably would have for the actual fight for which I was preparing :shrug:







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Re: Tell me a story? [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27108703 - 12/26/20 10:53 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

What part of N Carolina?


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Re: Tell me a story? [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #27108727 - 12/26/20 11:01 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Lower Alabama actually


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Re: Tell me a story? [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27108771 - 12/26/20 11:18 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Once, when I was a teenager kid, a taxi driver came to pick me up to take me to the airport a couple hours away.

The driver arrived and he looked like shit. He was sweating bullets and said he "feels like shit"

I finish my joint and we take off, me trying to ignore whats wrong with this dude.

5 minutes into the drive he stops the car and asks me seriously , if I can drive

I say yes I can

We switch seats, now i am a 17 YO stoned kid driving this guys taxi for him

We'r driving along and in 5 minutes he screams "Pull over!!!!"

I pull over and he swings his door open and hangs his body out the door, he kept in the car by his seat belt. He's coughing and heaving and there's a puddle of fluid pooling up around his pants in the leather seat.

He does this 2 more times.

We get to the airport and I pay him and he says if I ever need a job to call him.


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Re: Tell me a story? [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27109456 - 12/26/20 05:52 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Holy Bejeebus!That is quite the story. I only have one fighting story (aside feom the millions of time I fought with my brother). I was in 7th grade at a YMCA dance. Im not sure if they do that stuff elsewhere, but it was a thing in my little home town. Anyway, I was dancing with this boy and an older girl kept glaring at me. Eventually she came over to yell at me, accusing me of calling her a cunt. I didn't even know her and had no reason to say anything about her. But she shoved me, so I shoved back. Then she backs up, kinda puts her head down and charges me like a bull! Instinctively I grabbed for her hair, held her head, and brought my knee up right into her face. She broke my necklace, I may have broken her nose. We were escorted out and the cops were called. I took off before they got there. No one ever wanted to fight me again. Haha.


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Re: Tell me a story? [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #27109458 - 12/26/20 05:53 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Near Fayetteville.


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Re: Tell me a story? [Re: trees]
    #27109463 - 12/26/20 05:56 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

That would be pretty intense, but I definitely thought you were gonna tell me he died or something. Haha. I was in a taxi in NYC that slowed rolled into multiple pedestrians multiple times. I couldnt wait to get out. I was kind of alarmed.


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Re: Tell me a story? [Re: TheSeductiveSin] * 1
    #27109811 - 12/26/20 09:45 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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Oh hey friends,
This is the first time I have been back on this site in almost 10 years. It feels like a thousand life times have past since I shroomed last. I came to remind myself all the details about growing my own little nuggets of joy and happiness. I was looking for the TEK that taught me everything last time. I found it, of course. It has been updated some, but I feel pretty good about possibly giving it another go soon. I have been extra sad lately and was thinking this might help. I totally forgot the message boards even existed, but I found it when I came back and thought maybe someone would tell me a fun story to cheer me up.  Also, anyone from NC? I moved recently and wouldn't hate finding a few new friends. Shrooms are always better when you have someone to enjoy them with.




When I was younger my mother was in and out of jail because she was schitzophrenic and was unable to get treated. I don't know all the details, but my aunt, her sister, told me about a few situations she found herself in.

When I was 7 she was taken away by the state because she had a breakdown in the middle of a store.. I saw her go from normal to extreme in a matter of minutes. She ended up attacking a random person and when the police arrived, it got worse.

I was still fairly young, but from what I could tell, she grabbed something and charged at the lead officer. Her mental issues were known around our small town so they didn't want to actually hurt her, but they did use a tazer on her which dropped her dead in her tracks.

My father was in and out of our lives due to heroin so I was placed into state care because my mother was going to be away for quite sometime and she was unsuitable to care for me.

I was able to see my mother for the first couple years, but the older I got the less I saw her.

Living with a foster family while going through the years of uncertainty definitely took a toll on me...

I grew up fast and I grew up a quick and when I turned 16 I was out. I was done with foster care. I was done with the state. I needed family.. real family..

This was a mistake.

A couple days is all it took for me to find my father. He was sleeping on a broke down couch in a run down house with a group of other junkies. It was cool at first. We shared the couch and we hung out quite a bit when he wasn't a passed out..

Months passed and everything was cool. I met so many different people and I was free to do whatever I wanted whenever I wanted. Life was perfect. Perfect until he didn't wake up.. I woke up and found him swimming in his own vomit..

I rode in the ambulance only to meet an officer at the hospital.. long story short, I was placed back into the state.

Legally I was able to leave when I turned 21 and the first thing I did was try and get in touch with my mother, I hadn't seen or heard from her in years.

Sorry... I tend to get emotional when I talk about this. She ended up killing herself when she found out about my father dying.

I was able to pull through and build a family of my own. Even named both my kids after my mom and dad.


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Re: Tell me a story? [Re: Cracked Egg]
    #27109892 - 12/26/20 11:54 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Dude that is a rough story.  Glad you were able to pull through :thumbup:


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Re: Tell me a story? [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27112043 - 12/28/20 10:53 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

So many weird things would happen at my bus stop when I was going to junior high. 

About once a week or so, a large Hispanic woman would be riding passenger in an El Camino and flash us her breasts.

There were several times that a vehicle would turn a corner and a door would fly open and a child or a small child in a car-seat would come rolling out of the vehicle.

A squirrel passing along on an electrical line got shocked and fell into the road and we gathered around it smoking and it was rock hard and it's hair was hard, sharp spikes.

There was a good chance that you would be put into a trash can by the big bully who carried around a Penthouse magazine with holes in the pages where the women's vaginas were.

A cat with it's head stuck in a can that we thought was dead because we nudged it and lightly kicked it to see if it was alive with no response and when one of took the can off of it's head it took off like a lightning bolt only to be ran over by a car.

That time a car was way down the road headed our way going so slow and making a strange scraping sound and when it finally getting close to us and seeing that this scraping noise was caused by a chihuahua being pinned under one of the front tires (I still don't know how this was possible, why the tire didn't just roll over him but instead just sat on top him and dragged him along) and yelling for the driver to stop, that there was a chihuahua under his tire and he stopped and backed up, tire rolling off of dog, and the dog just lays there for a minute, then gets up and walks off like nothing happened with some of it's innards hanging out of it's side.

When some of us on the bus saw a dead body in the ditch very near the bus stop when heading to school and then making plans to go see the body after school and then doing so and getting there and discovering it was a mannequin in the ditch.


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Re: Tell me a story? [Re: Dilsnique]
    #27112105 - 12/28/20 11:34 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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There was a good chance that you would be put into a trash can by the big bully.




That old classic tale actually happened to me in HS


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Re: Tell me a story? [Re: trees]
    #27118503 - 12/31/20 02:18 PM (3 years, 28 days ago)

Why are so many of these stories so traumatic? I was ill prepared for this. Tell me you guys have happy, funny stories?


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Re: Tell me a story? [Re: TheSeductiveSin]
    #27118890 - 12/31/20 05:22 PM (3 years, 28 days ago)

I got one for you..

It was on the 4th of july about 10 years ago out at a friend's place.. it was a typical get trashed, shoot guns, and pop fireworks kind of day. It was maybe 5'oclock when we started hearing dozens of sirens and then moments later, a helicopter.

This was strange because he lived out in the country. Every home sat on at least 5 acres..

The sirens continued for well over an hour. Of course we were extremely curious, but there wasn't much we could do.

A few weeks go by and I'm out there again. Same thing, beers and guns. My buddy then brings up the 4th and began telling me some crazy shit.

That day a 10 year old girl was accidentally shot and was rushed to the hospital. She went in for immediate surgery. While digging around and doing what they needed to do they found a cancerous growth in its beginning stages. They were able to remove the cancer and fix her all up.

From what I hear she's still doing good to this day.


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Re: Tell me a story? [Re: Cracked Egg] * 1
    #27119049 - 12/31/20 06:42 PM (3 years, 28 days ago)

I snuck backstage at my 1st concert when I was 15. I befriended the band and subsequently followed them around the country while they toured. After meeting up before one show and having a few drinks on the bus, I grabbed a stack of backstage passes to hand out to my friends. We putzed around backstage, had a few laughs, fucked around during sound check etc. Fast forward to after the show. The guys are showering and changing and will then be out to do a meet and greet and sign some things for a few fans. I am hanging out in the hall with my friends waiting to get backstage again. These 3 super slutty girls keep staring at my friends and I and snickering. They keep saying things like look at those losers, they have backstage passes, but we have VIP passes. VIP. Very important people. You are just a guest. Over and over. I am not kidding. They must have said this like 10 times, as if we cared. To be fair, it was getting a little annoying. But then she said it for maybe the 11th time and the most magical thing happened: the singer, whom I was madly in love with, walked out at just that exact moment, wearing the new sweater I had just bought him for his birthday and given to him on the bus before the show- and he heard her say this to me. She suddenly realized he had walked out and was just behind her and as she reached out to hug him..... he just fucking put out his long ass arms to stop her and the reaction on her face, the confused rejection, was priceless. I will never forget the moment he said it- He was like, "Oh yes. She may only be a guest, but she is my guest. Amanda, get over here." And he pulled me in for a giant hug. "You and your friends are welcome backstage. Everyone else leaves...Now" And then he had security escort them all away. I have never felt more vindicated in my life. It was epic. We proceeded to eat, drink, and be merry for the next few hours. And then like a good girl- I went home to sleep. After all, I was in high school still and had a calculus test in the morning. :smile:


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Re: Tell me a story? [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27119076 - 12/31/20 06:54 PM (3 years, 28 days ago)

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Lower Alabama actually




You can’t get any lower


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Re: Tell me a story? [Re: TheSeductiveSin]
    #27119260 - 12/31/20 08:28 PM (3 years, 27 days ago)

Gambling doesn't especially tickle my brain but if a friend wants to go to a casino, I'm not adverse. Luck doesn't exist, but I've randomly been pretty fortunate.

A girlfriend's family was kinda into casinos and once we bought a package vacation that was a really good deal. Two people, $125 for a first-run movie, discounted dinner, room for the night and $25 cash to gamble with. I don't recall if she didn't gamble at all or what, but right when we got there I went down to the room with the machines.

It was my first or second or third pull on the slot machine, I got a royal flush with a huge payout for putting 25 cents in. So I stopped there.

The first time I went to a casino was also with a GF, this was decades ago. I think I got $20 in chips to start. On the first pull of the machine, I discarded the three cards I wanted to keep but ended up getting a flush. So stopped there.

I used to buy a lotto ticket in each state I drove through on road trips, but it was a money losing thing even if I followed through and cashed in on the winning tickets which I never did.


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Re: Tell me a story? [Re: koods]
    #27119573 - 01/01/21 02:25 AM (3 years, 27 days ago)

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Lower Alabama actually




You can’t get any lower




Yeah, strange place it is.  Lot's of "keep it in the family" stories I hear from many unfortunately.


Next story:

So this is another bus stop story.  In Georgia, koods, where all of my stories in this thread have taken place thus far.  I too look down on LA, I just live here for now

I got off the bus and was walking the few blocks to my house down the usual path.  My neighborhood was built on swamp land, so the ditches ran to the swamps.  You could literally catch fish and crawfish from your front yard when it flooded, which was all the time at that location. Tadpoles especially were easy to see, nice quarter-sized ones; fat boys is what we called them.

So on this walk home, I see a kid who lives like 4 blocks west, meaning he should have been on my bus, but he was playing hooky.  But he's there, and I can't figure out what he's doing until I get close.  When I get close, i realize he is catching tadpoles, fat boys, with his hands and then taking them to the road.  And then he smashes them onto the pavement.

Seeing this greatly upset me to the point of shaking mad, like, how could you hurt these tadpoles we catch together and then let go to become frogs which we then also catch and let go?  So I asked him emphatically, "how could you!?"

To which he responded, "They're just tadpoles, it doesn't matter if you kill them!"

I am unsure how I feel about this now, but then, at that moment, I was the champion of all tadpoles.  I proceeded with a flurry of uncoordinated punches and then threw him in the ditch from which he thought life was worthless.  Felt good, really good to be honest.  As far as I know he never fucked with my tadpoles again.


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Re: Tell me a story? [Re: MorphinTime]
    #27119598 - 01/01/21 03:03 AM (3 years, 27 days ago)

Those tadpoles have a religion about you


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