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OfflineCracked Egg
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Second coming of jesus...
    #27101003 - 12/21/20 02:20 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

:loldongs:

Apparently some true to life bible thumpin' god die hards believe that jupiter and saturn coming together means that jesus will once again RISE!


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Re: Second coming of jesus... [Re: Cracked Egg]
    #27101013 - 12/21/20 02:25 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Jesus is to coming as what is law maker legalizing spores in GA


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Re: Second coming of jesus... [Re: Groo]
    #27101044 - 12/21/20 02:46 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

I remember reading something years ago that there was a group of Christian Scientists that proposed the notion that the alignment that the planets were in when Jesus was born will once again be in that same alignment when he returns.  I don't know tho if that Jupiter/Saturn thing that is happening is part of this alignment of which I read about.


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Re: Second coming of jesus... [Re: Dilsnique]
    #27101205 - 12/21/20 04:25 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

It says in the bible not even Jesus knows the time of His return.  Only the big dog knows.

Therefore all those guesses = bullshit.:awesome:


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Re: Second coming of jesus... [Re: Amanita86]
    #27101207 - 12/21/20 04:28 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

I believe Jesus will return when the Detroit Lions win the Superbowl

I think he will emerge from midfield at the 50 yard line straight out of the ground to present the Superbowl trophy.

It'll be amazing and the TV ratings will be through the roof


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Re: Second coming of jesus... [Re: Niffla]
    #27101243 - 12/21/20 04:47 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Same was said about cubs and world series lately watch sports betting!!! It is an andication of jayyyyyyysusu


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Re: Second coming of jesus... [Re: Groo] * 1
    #27101525 - 12/21/20 07:26 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

What if jesus was born 36 years ago...

:sammy:


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Re: Second coming of jesus... [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #27101528 - 12/21/20 07:29 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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Niffla said:
I believe Jesus will return when the Detroit Lions win the Superbowl




When the Bills win the Super Bowl, I'm already beginning to feel it's the end of the world with how well they have been playing :awewtf:


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Re: Second coming of jesus... [Re: Gr33nTree73]
    #27101584 - 12/21/20 07:50 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: Second coming of jesus... [Re: Cracked Egg]
    #27101588 - 12/21/20 07:52 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

lol, chances are good there was never even a first coming of Jesus
what will they think of next


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Re: Second coming of jesus... [Re: Ezuma]
    #27101647 - 12/21/20 08:31 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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lol, chances are good there was never even a first coming of Jesus
what will they think of next




I could be wrong but I think that the majority of historians and scholars are in agreement that the actual human being did exist.


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