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Project CAT!
#27100563 - 12/21/20 09:30 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Project CAT! is a theoretical objective I have envisioned that, if executed with due diligence, would serve as a stepping stone for the betterment ov humanity. By the implementation ov project CAT!, I have little doubt that its impact would positively affect humanity on both a psychological and physical level. On a scale directly proportionate to the progression ov its rendering, project CAT! hopes to accomplish the following goals:
-Increase the amount ov self-respect one has for hirself -Improve the relationship between humanity and machinery -Abate the reliance an individual may have on both machinery and technology -Greatly increase self-awareness and the level ov common sense that one possesses -Reduce smugness -Decrease the propensity for Karenism and destructive modern 'liberal'(despite the contemporary corruption ov the term being anything but its true definition in actuality) belief structures -Greatly assuage the traffic problems that plague the overpopulated society ov today -Dramatically reduce negligent accidents, on the roadways and beyond, and thus promoting actual safety through awareness instead ov perceived safety through ignorance and false self-assurance -Provide a massive influx ov recyclable metals, plastics, and glass -Increase one's appreciation for art, form and style in the ongoing assembly ov one's intrapersonal character
Unfortunately, I do not possess the legislative power needed to ever carry out this objective on a grand scale. And, short ov going postal and absconding with a tank à la Shawn Nelson, I have neither the means nor willingness to enact it on even a microcosmic scale. However, the implementation ov this measure resides soundly within my dreams on a plane ever closer to heaven on its veracious trajectory. A safer world. A happier world. A more beautiful world. A better world, wrought through the enactment ov project CRUSH ALL TOYOTAS!
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Re: Project CAT! [Re: lavod]
#27100689 - 12/21/20 10:55 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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I thought this thread was about cats

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Re: Project CAT! [Re: Niffla]
#27100691 - 12/21/20 10:56 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: Project CAT! [Re: Niffla]
#27100705 - 12/21/20 11:10 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Wait.. what's wrong with Toyota's OP?
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Re: Project CAT! [Re: ch0ppie]
#27100718 - 12/21/20 11:20 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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ch0ppie said: Wait.. what's wrong with Toyota's OP?

Yeah I used to have a Camry back in the day so I was quite offended by that
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Re: Project CAT! [Re: Niffla] 1
#27100723 - 12/21/20 11:23 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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My first car was a RAV4, pretty fun car to drive.
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Re: Project CAT! [Re: psi]
#27100728 - 12/21/20 11:28 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: Project CAT! [Re: Niffla] 1
#27100739 - 12/21/20 11:37 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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I mean I do get what lavod means, people who think of their car like an appliance or something often get a Toyota.
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Re: Project CAT! [Re: psi] 1
#27100834 - 12/21/20 12:30 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yes indeed, I feel that people should not treat an automobile as an appliance, from both a maintenance standpoint and in terms ov driving awareness. But it goes deeper than that. Throughout my 20 years as a driver, including the last 8 wherein I have driven upwards ov 40,000 miles per year, I have observed a massively disproportionate amount ov a certain type ov poor driving characteristic and personal mannerism exhibited by Toyota drivers. This observance has become so prolific that it led me to create the word Toyotadope(see my urban dictionary entry for a more exacting denotation: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Toyotadope ). Although it is a stereotype, Toyotadope behavior is so common that I refuse to believe that there is not some malignant psychology underlying the mental mechanisms ov MOST Toyota and Lexus drivers that COULD manifest beyond the tarmac. Although my initial post is an attempt at dry humor and I would never actually want to deprive one ov hir mode ov transportation, the fact is that Toyotadope behavior is a scourge ov the roadways. I do not like being around Toyotas and actively avoid them nowadays.
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Re: Project CAT! [Re: lavod]
#27100840 - 12/21/20 12:36 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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lavod said: I do not like being around Toyotas and actively avoid them nowadays.
My next vehicle is gonna be a Toyota and I'm gonna reverse that bitch right up to your house and blow the exhaust fumes at it until I eat the entire ozone layer above your place
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Re: Project CAT! [Re: Niffla] 2
#27100848 - 12/21/20 12:40 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Try to do that and I'll shove a banana up your tailpipe .
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Re: Project CAT! [Re: Niffla]
#27100857 - 12/21/20 12:44 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Don't be jelly..

All good, at least ya acknowledge it's an arbitrary stereotype..
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Re: Project CAT! [Re: lavod] 1
#27100861 - 12/21/20 12:45 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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lavod said: Try to do that and I'll shove a banana up your tailpipe .
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