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Dominos and a drug test... Yay...
    #27096081 - 12/18/20 03:55 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

So I'm in a lab currently waiting to take a drug test because some ass hole tried forcing their way on to the highway, but ended side swiping a truck, whom then smacked my work van..

Of course I pulled off to the side and the truck that hit me also pulled off, but the car that hit them took off.

My company said I needed to make a police report which I did.. there's no damage, just a scrape.

And well, that's pretty much it.


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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: Cracked Egg]
    #27096084 - 12/18/20 03:58 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Are you clean?


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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: pslyke] * 3
    #27096087 - 12/18/20 03:59 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)





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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: Cracked Egg]
    #27096094 - 12/18/20 04:03 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

I've never understood the whole automatic drug test thing after a car accident with the company vehicle. Especially if it's not your fault. But even if it was, let's say an honest mistake that led to an accident -- the first step is drug test the employee?

Unless there's some sort of suspicion that the employee was under the influence, I don't get it.


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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: Niffla]
    #27096116 - 12/18/20 04:14 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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Niffla said:
I've never understood the whole automatic drug test thing after a car accident with the company vehicle. Especially if it's not your fault. But even if it was, let's say an honest mistake that led to an accident -- the first step is drug test the employee?

Unless there's some sort of suspicion that the employee was under the influence, I don't get it.


liability liability liability

word on the street is if you can manage to be clean for like 5-7 days leading up to the test and then take this stuff along with about a half gallon water 2 hours prior to the drug test, followed by several pees, there is pretty good likelihood of passing


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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: morrowasted]
    #27096120 - 12/18/20 04:16 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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morrowasted said:
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Niffla said:
I've never understood the whole automatic drug test thing after a car accident with the company vehicle. Especially if it's not your fault. But even if it was, let's say an honest mistake that led to an accident -- the first step is drug test the employee?

Unless there's some sort of suspicion that the employee was under the influence, I don't get it.


liability liability liability




Yeah, true. Wasn't thinking of that. Guess they gotta cover themselves in case someone sues.


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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #27096125 - 12/18/20 04:20 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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Yeah, true. Wasn't thinking of that. Guess they gotta cover themselves in case someone sues.


The answer to the question "Why does such and such a corporate policy exist?" is liability a depressing number of times.

50% of what I do at work is essentially electric "paperwork" (documentation) designed to reduce liability. we can prove such and such a thing was done at such and such a time and we can cite evidence saying that that is the best thing to do in such a case therefore we cannot be held liable


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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: morrowasted]
    #27096155 - 12/18/20 04:39 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

if you smoke weed, fake piss is the way to go. always worked for me. easy to use and hide


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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: Cracked Egg] * 2
    #27096186 - 12/18/20 04:55 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

What happened to the pizza?


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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #27096195 - 12/18/20 05:00 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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morrowasted said:


50% of what I do at work is essentially electric "paperwork" (documentation) designed to reduce liability. we can prove such and such a thing was done at such and such a time and we can cite evidence saying that that is the best thing to do in such a case therefore we cannot be held liable




Yeah I can imagine.


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What happened to the pizza?




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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: Crazy_Horse] * 1
    #27096330 - 12/18/20 06:06 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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What happened to the pizza?



It was taken as.....evidence I bet  :awehigh:


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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #27096418 - 12/18/20 06:57 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Pizza? Am I missing something?

Drugs? Nah. I don't do drugs. Prove it. But yeah, I'm good. I run labs. They see my name and they close shops so they can all pee on the floor for me.

I run the drug market!

They test drugs for me!


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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: Cracked Egg]
    #27096450 - 12/18/20 07:14 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Dominos pizza


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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #27096458 - 12/18/20 07:17 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

No! Dominoes! Op fucked up.. he must be retarded.


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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: Cracked Egg]
    #27096473 - 12/18/20 07:22 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Edit: Wrong reply.


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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: Cracked Egg]
    #27096474 - 12/18/20 07:22 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

You were delivering pizzas and wrecked your car.


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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #27096531 - 12/18/20 07:44 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

No. I was delivered by a man named pizza. His pepperoni shoes detached and caused him to cheese all over the highway. Sauce poured from the sky and babies were lost.


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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: Cracked Egg]
    #27096802 - 12/18/20 10:33 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

The cops took it didnt they :lolsy:


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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #27097118 - 12/19/20 06:19 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Don't they always?


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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: morrowasted]
    #27097156 - 12/19/20 06:59 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

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morrowasted said:
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Yeah, true. Wasn't thinking of that. Guess they gotta cover themselves in case someone sues.


The answer to the question "Why does such and such a corporate policy exist?" is liability a depressing number of times.

50% of what I do at work is essentially electric "paperwork" (documentation) designed to reduce liability. we can prove such and such a thing was done at such and such a time and we can cite evidence saying that that is the best thing to do in such a case therefore we cannot be held liable



Only 50%? I'd guess closer to 80%+ in the ICU.

Is this a troll or did you actually get tested? And if you are clean, why is this even a thread? lol


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