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Dominos and a drug test... Yay...
#27096081 - 12/18/20 03:55 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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So I'm in a lab currently waiting to take a drug test because some ass hole tried forcing their way on to the highway, but ended side swiping a truck, whom then smacked my work van..
Of course I pulled off to the side and the truck that hit me also pulled off, but the car that hit them took off.
My company said I needed to make a police report which I did.. there's no damage, just a scrape.
And well, that's pretty much it.
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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: Cracked Egg]
#27096084 - 12/18/20 03:58 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Are you clean?
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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: pslyke] 3
#27096087 - 12/18/20 03:59 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Niffla



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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: Cracked Egg]
#27096094 - 12/18/20 04:03 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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I've never understood the whole automatic drug test thing after a car accident with the company vehicle. Especially if it's not your fault. But even if it was, let's say an honest mistake that led to an accident -- the first step is drug test the employee?
Unless there's some sort of suspicion that the employee was under the influence, I don't get it.
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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: Niffla]
#27096116 - 12/18/20 04:14 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Niffla said: I've never understood the whole automatic drug test thing after a car accident with the company vehicle. Especially if it's not your fault. But even if it was, let's say an honest mistake that led to an accident -- the first step is drug test the employee?
Unless there's some sort of suspicion that the employee was under the influence, I don't get it.
liability liability liability
word on the street is if you can manage to be clean for like 5-7 days leading up to the test and then take this stuff along with about a half gallon water 2 hours prior to the drug test, followed by several pees, there is pretty good likelihood of passing
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Niffla



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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: morrowasted]
#27096120 - 12/18/20 04:16 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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morrowasted said:
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Niffla said: I've never understood the whole automatic drug test thing after a car accident with the company vehicle. Especially if it's not your fault. But even if it was, let's say an honest mistake that led to an accident -- the first step is drug test the employee?
Unless there's some sort of suspicion that the employee was under the influence, I don't get it.
liability liability liability
Yeah, true. Wasn't thinking of that. Guess they gotta cover themselves in case someone sues.
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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: Niffla] 1
#27096125 - 12/18/20 04:20 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yeah, true. Wasn't thinking of that. Guess they gotta cover themselves in case someone sues.
The answer to the question "Why does such and such a corporate policy exist?" is liability a depressing number of times.
50% of what I do at work is essentially electric "paperwork" (documentation) designed to reduce liability. we can prove such and such a thing was done at such and such a time and we can cite evidence saying that that is the best thing to do in such a case therefore we cannot be held liable
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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: morrowasted]
#27096155 - 12/18/20 04:39 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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if you smoke weed, fake piss is the way to go. always worked for me. easy to use and hide
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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: Cracked Egg] 2
#27096186 - 12/18/20 04:55 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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What happened to the pizza?
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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: Crazy_Horse]
#27096195 - 12/18/20 05:00 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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morrowasted said:
50% of what I do at work is essentially electric "paperwork" (documentation) designed to reduce liability. we can prove such and such a thing was done at such and such a time and we can cite evidence saying that that is the best thing to do in such a case therefore we cannot be held liable
Yeah I can imagine.
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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: Crazy_Horse] 1
#27096330 - 12/18/20 06:06 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Crazy_Horse said: What happened to the pizza?
It was taken as.....evidence I bet
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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: spirit_shadow]
#27096418 - 12/18/20 06:57 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Pizza? Am I missing something?
Drugs? Nah. I don't do drugs. Prove it. But yeah, I'm good. I run labs. They see my name and they close shops so they can all pee on the floor for me.
I run the drug market!
They test drugs for me!
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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: Cracked Egg]
#27096450 - 12/18/20 07:14 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Dominos pizza
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Cracked Egg
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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: Crazy_Horse]
#27096458 - 12/18/20 07:17 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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No! Dominoes! Op fucked up.. he must be retarded.
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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: Cracked Egg]
#27096473 - 12/18/20 07:22 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Edit: Wrong reply.
Edited by PatrickKn (12/18/20 07:23 PM)
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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: Cracked Egg]
#27096474 - 12/18/20 07:22 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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You were delivering pizzas and wrecked your car.
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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: Crazy_Horse]
#27096531 - 12/18/20 07:44 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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No. I was delivered by a man named pizza. His pepperoni shoes detached and caused him to cheese all over the highway. Sauce poured from the sky and babies were lost.
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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: Cracked Egg]
#27096802 - 12/18/20 10:33 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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The cops took it didnt they
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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: spirit_shadow]
#27097118 - 12/19/20 06:19 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Don't they always?
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metalfaith
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Re: Dominos and a drug test... Yay... [Re: morrowasted]
#27097156 - 12/19/20 06:59 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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morrowasted said:
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Yeah, true. Wasn't thinking of that. Guess they gotta cover themselves in case someone sues.
The answer to the question "Why does such and such a corporate policy exist?" is liability a depressing number of times.
50% of what I do at work is essentially electric "paperwork" (documentation) designed to reduce liability. we can prove such and such a thing was done at such and such a time and we can cite evidence saying that that is the best thing to do in such a case therefore we cannot be held liable
Only 50%? I'd guess closer to 80%+ in the ICU.
Is this a troll or did you actually get tested? And if you are clean, why is this even a thread? lol
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