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Covid not real... 2
#27086892 - 12/13/20 08:27 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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It's more for fun.. I do not actually believe this, but... What if...
Covid is completely made up, like 100%. The reason for it's made up non sense is/ was for control through fear AND the vaccine.
There def is a new vaccine, but if it's not used in protection from covid, what is it used for? Mk ultra in a pill?
In all seriousness.. there's so much bullshit coming out about this vaccine and I know there's a pages long topic covering, but hey, why not...
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Same idiots were raving on ebola not being real and destroying humanitarian supplies sent to africa
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I know 2 guys at work that caught it. It's real. The one dude is back at work and can't walk up a flight of stairs.
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My lady friend from Bulgaria had it, luckily she recovered after 15 days
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Ahab McBathsalts said: I know 2 guys at work that caught it. It's real. The one dude is back at work and can't walk up a flight of stairs.
I know two guys on FB both in usa who had it The guy one I know can't walk to the end of his driveway and he got it in March. And he's a year younger than me. Slightly overweight hasn't worked at all since then.
2nd guy is like more 5 years younger than me, he's a body builder. Lost insane amount of weight, months later back at work but still not even close to 100 percent.
Both were extremely sick in hospital
Avoid this like the fucking plague it is. You might luck out and get a mild case or you could be disabled forever.
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Re: Covid not real... [Re: Gypsy Boy]
#27087025 - 12/13/20 09:38 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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I had it I coughed a lil.
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Both of my jobs involve working with people who have COVID-19.
The vaccine is for protection from COVID-19. I was asked if I wanted to receive it by my employer last week, and I've never said Yes so emphatically in my life. Everyone I work with is desperate to receive the vaccine ASAP because we are tired of being worried we're gonna make our loved ones sick day after day after day.
There is no point in entertaining what ifs like this. You're suggesting we speculate a possible world that simply does not exist. We should spend our time speculating about how to improve this world, the one that does exist. One way to do that would be to help develop the vaccine. I met a guy at the gym in July who was on one of the vaccine development teams, and I could tell he was internally motivated by a deep sense of purpose and pride. It's a good feeling. People who speculate about possible worlds that don't exist (conspiracize) are internally motivated by a deep sense of confusion and fear.
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I'm in a relatively unscathed city in Canada, but even here I've known a couple of people who were sick for months with it, and a dentist I didn't really know but knew of died of it a couple of months back. I think a lot of people here are starting to lose sight of how lucky we've been though, and those numbers creep up even though we've been doing well until pretty lately.
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Cracked Egg said:but hey, why not...
Because people are dead and dying, that's why not.
My wife, my son, myself, have had it and it's unlike any illness we've ever had
We know at least a dozen others that have had it, including a doctor that works at a hospital who took it home to all of her kids, and one of the people we know spent an entire month on a ventilator
We know two people that lost family members to it. One of which still had kids at home to support and had to deal with losing their father right before Thanksgiving
So, crackedegg, I can't answer your question about why not ask "what if it was made-up". But I will answer WHY people ask these questions despite the fact that there is overwhelming evidence to the contrary. It's because not everyone has seen the effects of it first hand, and people are too big of fucking idiots nowadays to think for themselves and realize that just because they don't see the dead and dying or because they don't know someone that contracted it, that it really does exist, that's why
It's a slap in the face to every person that has had it, has lost someone to it, to those that fight against it, and even to those that are out there doing the right thing by simply wearing masks.
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I had it, a bunch of my family has had it. I don't feel like it is a slap in the face at all.
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Re: Covid not real... [Re: budmanman]
#27087242 - 12/13/20 01:01 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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good to know
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I'm pretty disappointed in the conspiracy crowd. Like, come on, it could be like -lockdowns are to keep us inside so we don't see the spacecraft landing, masks are so that the aliens can more easily hide among us, and the vaccine is actually to protect us from going insane when they finally reveal themselves.
Instead we get: the government is trying to control you!! Like, duh. The government exists to organize society, which in a lot of ways is controlling. That's not news or a conspiracy. No imagination.
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Re: Covid not real... [Re: Lynnch] 1
#27087261 - 12/13/20 01:17 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Because apparently, a lot of people subscribe to the opposite of this...
Occam's razor
In short, when considering possibilities, the most simple explanation is almost always the correct one
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what it says is that the hypothesis that involves making the fewest assumptions is more likely to be the correct one.
the q-anon crowd does in fact do the polar opposite of this. the hypothesis that is accepted by the group as a whole is always the most interesting one. it's like a story-building exercise where Q is the dungeon master, and anytime an event happens there is a "competition round". whichever person comes up with the most intriguing way to connect a new set of data points to the previously agreed-upon set of conclusions* wins the round, and that set of conclusions becomes incorporated into the entire conclusion set. thus the story inevitably gets increasingly outlandish as time goes on and things keep happening.
but yes it is like the opposite of occams razor. to these folk, the more complicated and outlandish the story that purports to explain a set of data, the more likely they are to accept it. after all, who could invent such a story? it's so outlandish that it has to be true since it actually does seem to explain what it is going on... right?
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Yes morrow, thank you for explaining it better than my laziness allowed me to
I learned of Occam's razor 25 years ago and pretty much live by it. So much bullshit comes from people doing the opposite
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my sister had it... she rarely gets sick and hat the flu 5 years ago so she has a direct comparison. she had less classic cold symptoms than with the flu, medium fever, but strong joint pains, a very prevalent general fatigue that so far still persists even 5 weeks after it started... it can be a very long and tough ride for some people, even healthy ones. my sister is 41 and has a strong immune system... as i said, she hasn't been sick for 5 years before that. and yes, it was covid. she never expereienced anything like that before and knew immediately that this must be it. she got it from her son who only had regular fever and cough for 1-2 weeks
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Re: Covid not real... [Re: budmanman]
#27087382 - 12/13/20 02:33 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'll repost this from the stickied covid thread.
"Genes hold clues to why some people get severely ill"
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-54832563
"Scientists looked at the DNA of patients in more than 200 intensive care units in UK hospitals.
They scanned each person’s genes, which contain the instructions for every biological process - including how to fight a virus.
Their genomes were then compared with the DNA of healthy people to pinpoint any genetic differences, and a number were found - the first in a gene called TYK2".
So maybe you and your family don't have the genes that make you more susceptible to a severe case of the covid's, but unless we scan everyones dna for these markers, which I'm sure would freak the fuck outta the conspiracy theory nutjobs, we are stuck with vaccination as the best way out of this mess.
In the meantime mask up, wash up, and don't touch everything you see and then stick your fingers in every available orifice, like some nasty little germ ridden toddler!
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epilectric said: my sister had it... she rarely gets sick and hat the flu 5 years ago so she has a direct comparison. she had less classic cold symptoms than with the flu, medium fever, but strong joint pains, a very prevalent general fatigue that so far still persists even 5 weeks after it started... it can be a very long and tough ride for some people, even healthy ones. my sister is 41 and has a strong immune system... as i said, she hasn't been sick for 5 years before that. and yes, it was covid. she never expereienced anything like that before and knew immediately that this must be it. she got it from her son who only had regular fever and cough for 1-2 weeks
All that describes me perfectly. I almost never get sick and am normally healthy AF
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so if I work retail and haven't been sick since February I probably already got it?
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Re: Covid not real... [Re: yeah]
#27087480 - 12/13/20 03:38 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Are lockdowns the way to handle it ? Do they do more harm than good in the long run? Can you see, or have you looked at some recent papers discussing the rise in child malnourishment/ disease, starvation and death in the third world, particularly sub Saharan Africa? Do you know how many people die each year from pharmaceuticals prescribed in the RIGHT way, Do you know how many people have died from opioid abuse, directly stemming from big pharma pain killer clinics... etc....? Who is to gain, who is to lose,what will be lost?... better more logical questions for everyone...
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Re: Covid not real... [Re: yeah] 1
#27087482 - 12/13/20 03:43 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Lockdowns are a common sense measure to at least slow the spread.
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Lockdowns work well in countries with a strong social safety net. They don't work worth a shit in countries with poor unemployment / welfare benefits.
Thus the USA isn't going to lockdown, but Europe is.
You can't remove people's livelihoods or they will overthrow the government. Revolutions will happen at 25% unemployment.
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then I guess we will just have to stop at 24.9% to keep things in order.
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Re: Covid not real... [Re: budmanman]
#27087548 - 12/13/20 04:22 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: Covid not real... [Re: koods]
#27087563 - 12/13/20 04:36 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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It's probably lower in the USA because of the number of guns in the population. I'm sure the government has all the statistics about when things will get shaky.
I want to know when the first vaccine truck will get hijacked. I bet within a month.
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We are at like 6.7% right now, we hit 10% at one point, it was short lived.
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Ahab McBathsalts said: It's probably lower in the USA because of the number of guns in the population. I'm sure the government has all the statistics about when things will get shaky.
I want to know when the first vaccine truck will get hijacked. I bet within a month.
imagine hyjacking something that has to be kept at -70 degrees
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Re: Covid not real... [Re: gopher]
#27087697 - 12/13/20 06:05 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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That would be something for sure. But most vaccines store well at refrigerator temps.
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Re: Covid not real... [Re: gopher]
#27087700 - 12/13/20 06:06 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ahab McBathsalts said: It's probably lower in the USA because of the number of guns in the population. I'm sure the government has all the statistics about when things will get shaky.
I want to know when the first vaccine truck will get hijacked. I bet within a month.
imagine hyjacking something that has to be kept at -70 degrees
mRNA vaccines store fine at 36° to 46 degrees, above freezing, its winter you could just store it outside, however if you are hijacking the vaccines, you are probably trying to stop people from getting them so you'd probably be heating them up to boiling temperatures to destroy them.
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Re: Covid not real... [Re: budmanman]
#27087707 - 12/13/20 06:09 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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oh shit, hijacking to destroy them, I am so not a anti-vaxxer I was think to sell them as a black market vaccine
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Re: Covid not real... [Re: gopher]
#27087708 - 12/13/20 06:09 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Nah man they paying us 1,500 just to take it.
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Ahab McBathsalts said: It's probably lower in the USA because of the number of guns in the population. I'm sure the government has all the statistics about when things will get shaky.
I want to know when the first vaccine truck will get hijacked. I bet within a month.
iirc the military is distributing it
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Covid is completely made up, like 100%.
You should tell my Aunt J.
But wait! There's a twist! She died of Covid in April with a tube in her throat 
For very many people Covid is no longer theoretical, and hasn't been for a long time in many cases.
There's no what-iffing it.
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morrowasted said:
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Ahab McBathsalts said: It's probably lower in the USA because of the number of guns in the population. I'm sure the government has all the statistics about when things will get shaky.
I want to know when the first vaccine truck will get hijacked. I bet within a month.
iirc the military is distributing it
Military guys make 50k a year. Those doses are worth millions. They are corruptible like any public service.
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It depends how long you have been in the military, sure new guys might make 30-60k a year, but long term dudes making upwards to 100k a year.
The dues making 30-60k a year think its more money than they could have ever imagined, cause they were poor as fuck before, which is why the joined.
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#27087999 - 12/13/20 09:27 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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In 4 months one friend I've known a decade lost 2 family members an uncle(also had a family) a grandma. And another friend had a sister and cousin die. The people denying their deaths Will be the closest thing to domestic terrorists in American history. 10s of thousands of Typhoid Mary except typhoid Mary didn't do it because she thought typhoid was a dem hoax
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Let me play devil's advocate.
Let's just say I'm the government and I say there is this virus going around. I shut everyone's jobs down and I give everyone unemployment blah blah blah. You probably know the rest of the story if you haven't been living in a cave this year.
I tell everyone to wear a mask and follow some simple guidelines. I can also spy on everyone using their cell phone cameras so I know who is following the guidelines and who is not. I can put out whatever propaganda I want, the same people not following the guidelines will continue doing so.
So I know people are not wearing masks and not following the guidelines, so I can just lie and say that the infection numbers are rising because people aren't following the guidelines. Use that as an excuse to keep the pandemic running and keep everyone's jobs shut down. If it is all about control and the virus doesn't really exist, then shouldn't we all just wear a mask so the pandemic can end?
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Re: Covid not real... [Re: gopher]
#27088035 - 12/13/20 10:24 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?
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#27088079 - 12/13/20 11:27 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Mirrors are definitely real. They use mirrors to project the Moon hologram.
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#27088082 - 12/13/20 11:34 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Nah, bro. The illusion that such mirrors exist is sustained only by great lenses in the heavens. It's refraction all the way down.
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Re: Covid not real... [Re: psi]
#27088323 - 12/14/20 07:18 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Covid19 is thanatos10
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Would be cool if we had T virus from resident evil, instead of stupid covid
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Re: Covid not real... [Re: Gypsy Boy]
#27088458 - 12/14/20 09:25 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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If I told you there was a bar down the street where someone with Tuberculosis was hanging out giving everyone free drinks, no one would show up.
In fact, we'd force that individual to take Rifampin, Isoniazid, Pyrazinamide and Ethambutol for 4-6 months under direct supervision by the state, and quarantine their entire family.
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