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OfflineYeetusdeetus
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Just installed a bidet
    #27084394 - 12/11/20 05:28 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Got a luxe 180 to help conserve tp. Made the mistake of not taking it easy while testing it out. Never would’ve thought it was possible to administer a nasal rinse rectally.


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Re: Just installed a bidet [Re: Yeetusdeetus]
    #27084403 - 12/11/20 05:33 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Is that one of those toilet drinking fountains?


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Re: Just installed a bidet [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #27084433 - 12/11/20 05:50 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Heated?


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Re: Just installed a bidet [Re: schmutzen]
    #27084449 - 12/11/20 05:56 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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Crazy_Horse said:
Is that one of those toilet drinking fountains?




Yeah. With this one you gotta make sure you position yourself right or else you’ll put your eye out though.

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Heated?



Nah but I don’t mind that much. I’m just glad it works, even if it gives me buttholecicles :lol:


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Re: Just installed a bidet [Re: Yeetusdeetus]
    #27084457 - 12/11/20 06:03 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

So how do you know you are clean?


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Re: Just installed a bidet [Re: blackhawk]
    #27084484 - 12/11/20 06:15 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

You verify with tp when you’re done


How it looked


How it felt


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Re: Just installed a bidet [Re: Yeetusdeetus] * 1
    #27084625 - 12/11/20 07:39 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Aw man you should atleast get a toto seat or somthing. You'll never go back.


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Re: Just installed a bidet [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #27084662 - 12/11/20 08:00 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Do I look like a money farmer  :crankcid:

I thought about getting something nicer but that’s money I’d rather spend elsewhere lol. Plus I’d have to put an outlet by the toilet and I really just want something to blast my ass clean when I need it. It’s actually kinda refreshing


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Re: Just installed a bidet [Re: Yeetusdeetus]
    #27084683 - 12/11/20 08:13 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Well if your happy with that unit thats whats important. I would strongly consider upgrading on the next one. Theyre worth every penny.


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Re: Just installed a bidet [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #27084712 - 12/11/20 08:35 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

What’s better about them? I’d consider it but the water isn’t really that cold even right now and I’d feel kinda bad spending that much just so I could have a blow drier specifically for my ass :lol:. I guess there’s the non-electric seats but I’ve heard the water pressure can be a little lackluster with them


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Re: Just installed a bidet [Re: Yeetusdeetus]
    #27084753 - 12/11/20 09:14 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Heated seat,  deodorizing, the whole spray cycle and smart nozzles. Its not just spraying its about where when and how its spreating.  Its a whole experience.


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Re: Just installed a bidet [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #27084793 - 12/11/20 10:05 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Smart nozzles sounds like something you’d see in that old smart house Disney movie. Probably better for the toilet to be as uncomfortable as possible anyways, for me at least. I spend way too much time on there haha.


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Re: Just installed a bidet [Re: Yeetusdeetus] * 2
    #27084800 - 12/11/20 10:24 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

This all sounds pretty gay to me


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Re: Just installed a bidet [Re: koods] * 1
    #27084815 - 12/11/20 10:52 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

I just have a removable showerhead. :borat:


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Re: Just installed a bidet [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #27084823 - 12/11/20 11:04 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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Aw man you should atleast get a toto seat or somthing. You'll never go back.




Cheif knows whats up.

Toto's are the fucking tits.


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Re: Just installed a bidet [Re: Yeetusdeetus]
    #27084905 - 12/12/20 12:45 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Google thinks I want to purchase a bidet, based on the ad targeting lately. I've never once thought about it, or said the words out loud, so I wonder why "TUSHY" is targeting me all of a sudden, lmao.

Anyone else?


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Re: Just installed a bidet [Re: Loaded Shaman]
    #27084908 - 12/12/20 12:47 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

I think they are spending insane advertising money. I get their ads on some stuff too.


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Re: Just installed a bidet [Re: christopera]
    #27084912 - 12/12/20 12:51 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Probably due to the increase in sanitization consciousness. They know what they're doing. Their ads are kind of stupid though; the problem is, they wouldn't do it if it didn't work lol.


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Re: Just installed a bidet [Re: Loaded Shaman]
    #27084917 - 12/12/20 12:56 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

I mean I bought my first bidet because toilet paper was non existent. Everybody panicked and that was it, only the hoarders could wipe their asses. I think COVID has brought the bidet into semi-normality here.

I am however the better for that, and the Toto is a fine machine. The low cost cold water bidet we have in the downstairs bathroom (where our guests go) works great too. Pittsburgh winters are cold though, so buckle up.


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Re: Just installed a bidet [Re: koods]
    #27084972 - 12/12/20 02:36 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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This all sounds pretty gay to me




You can make a bidet on a budget using a 1 pint milk bottle, pref one with a handle on the corner.

If you look at the bottle from the top with the handle pointing to the floor mark the lid at the 10 o'clock position (2o'clock of your right handed)and just to the right at the of top of the handle.
Make 3-4mm holes in these positions, the one by the handle acts as a carb (practice in the sink you'll get the idea of the flow)allows some control of water flowing out of the lid when in use.

Fill it with warm soapy water. After an initial clean up, position it behind you in such a way that when you take your thumb off the the 'carb hole' the water starts to flow down the crack of your arse. Use the other hand to 'scrub the ring piece' till it feels clean.


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