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Yeetusdeetus



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Just installed a bidet
#27084394 - 12/11/20 05:28 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Got a luxe 180 to help conserve tp. Made the mistake of not taking it easy while testing it out. Never would’ve thought it was possible to administer a nasal rinse rectally.
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Crazy_Horse
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Is that one of those toilet drinking fountains?
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schmutzen
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Heated?
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Yeetusdeetus



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Re: Just installed a bidet [Re: schmutzen]
#27084449 - 12/11/20 05:56 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Crazy_Horse said: Is that one of those toilet drinking fountains?
Yeah. With this one you gotta make sure you position yourself right or else you’ll put your eye out though.
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namaste said: Heated?
Nah but I don’t mind that much. I’m just glad it works, even if it gives me buttholecicles
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So how do you know you are clean?
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Yeetusdeetus



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Re: Just installed a bidet [Re: blackhawk]
#27084484 - 12/11/20 06:15 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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You verify with tp when you’re done
 How it looked
 How it felt
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CHeifM4sterDiezL
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Aw man you should atleast get a toto seat or somthing. You'll never go back.
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Yeetusdeetus



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Do I look like a money farmer
I thought about getting something nicer but that’s money I’d rather spend elsewhere lol. Plus I’d have to put an outlet by the toilet and I really just want something to blast my ass clean when I need it. It’s actually kinda refreshing
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CHeifM4sterDiezL
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Well if your happy with that unit thats whats important. I would strongly consider upgrading on the next one. Theyre worth every penny.
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Yeetusdeetus



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What’s better about them? I’d consider it but the water isn’t really that cold even right now and I’d feel kinda bad spending that much just so I could have a blow drier specifically for my ass . I guess there’s the non-electric seats but I’ve heard the water pressure can be a little lackluster with them
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CHeifM4sterDiezL
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Heated seat, deodorizing, the whole spray cycle and smart nozzles. Its not just spraying its about where when and how its spreating. Its a whole experience.
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Yeetusdeetus



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Smart nozzles sounds like something you’d see in that old smart house Disney movie. Probably better for the toilet to be as uncomfortable as possible anyways, for me at least. I spend way too much time on there haha.
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koods
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This all sounds pretty gay to me
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psi
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Re: Just installed a bidet [Re: koods] 1
#27084815 - 12/11/20 10:52 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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I just have a removable showerhead.
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christopera
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CHeifM4sterDiezL said: Aw man you should atleast get a toto seat or somthing. You'll never go back.
Cheif knows whats up.
Toto's are the fucking tits.
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Loaded Shaman
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Google thinks I want to purchase a bidet, based on the ad targeting lately. I've never once thought about it, or said the words out loud, so I wonder why "TUSHY" is targeting me all of a sudden, lmao.
Anyone else?
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christopera
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I think they are spending insane advertising money. I get their ads on some stuff too.
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Loaded Shaman
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Probably due to the increase in sanitization consciousness. They know what they're doing. Their ads are kind of stupid though; the problem is, they wouldn't do it if it didn't work lol.
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christopera
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I mean I bought my first bidet because toilet paper was non existent. Everybody panicked and that was it, only the hoarders could wipe their asses. I think COVID has brought the bidet into semi-normality here.
I am however the better for that, and the Toto is a fine machine. The low cost cold water bidet we have in the downstairs bathroom (where our guests go) works great too. Pittsburgh winters are cold though, so buckle up.
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Re: Just installed a bidet [Re: koods]
#27084972 - 12/12/20 02:36 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said: This all sounds pretty gay to me
You can make a bidet on a budget using a 1 pint milk bottle, pref one with a handle on the corner.
If you look at the bottle from the top with the handle pointing to the floor mark the lid at the 10 o'clock position (2o'clock of your right handed)and just to the right at the of top of the handle. Make 3-4mm holes in these positions, the one by the handle acts as a carb (practice in the sink you'll get the idea of the flow)allows some control of water flowing out of the lid when in use.
Fill it with warm soapy water. After an initial clean up, position it behind you in such a way that when you take your thumb off the the 'carb hole' the water starts to flow down the crack of your arse. Use the other hand to 'scrub the ring piece' till it feels clean.
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Yeetusdeetus



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Re: Just installed a bidet [Re: deucedbi9] 1
#27085112 - 12/12/20 06:29 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said: This all sounds pretty gay to me
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psi said: I just have a removable showerhead. 
Your puny showerhead couldn’t hold a candle to the penetrating ability of the luxe assblaster 180 neo
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christopera said: I think they are spending insane advertising money. I get their ads on some stuff too.
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Loaded Shaman said: Google thinks I want to purchase a bidet, based on the ad targeting lately. I've never once thought about it, or said the words out loud, so I wonder why "TUSHY" is targeting me all of a sudden, lmao.
Anyone else?
I almost exclusively get bidet ads. They’re usually pretty funny at least. It’s just kinda annoying when I’m trying to eat and I’m reminded of buttcrumbs
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koods said: This all sounds pretty gay to me
You can make a bidet on a budget using a 1 pint milk bottle, pref one with a handle on the corner.
If you look at the bottle from the top with the handle pointing to the floor mark the lid at the 10 o'clock position (2o'clock of your right handed)and just to the right at the of top of the handle. Make 3-4mm holes in these positions, the one by the handle acts as a carb (practice in the sink you'll get the idea of the flow)allows some control of water flowing out of the lid when in use.
Fill it with warm soapy water. After an initial clean up, position it behind you in such a way that when you take your thumb off the the 'carb hole' the water starts to flow down the crack of your arse. Use the other hand to 'scrub the ring piece' till it feels clean.
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CHeifM4sterDiezL
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Re: Just installed a bidet [Re: koods]
#27085120 - 12/12/20 06:41 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said: This all sounds pretty gay to me
Just because a man likes to have a Japanese robot toilet rim him doesn't mean he likes wieners or fucking butt loving you poopy butthole. You can always tell the poopy butthole people once you live the bidet lifestyle. You can smell them getting off the elevator
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CHeifM4sterDiezL
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Speaking of the milk jug have any of you guys used some of the new portable handheld bidet? I really like some the new super automatics but I dont want to carry around some ass wand with me. Just poop at the home fuck around in a public restroom and get herpes and covid and stuff
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Yeetusdeetus



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I just use my cordless waterpik for on the go
But nah I’ve heard the portable tushy doesn’t have enough power. Tbh I haven’t shit in a store since Covid started ramping up in the states
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