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Yeetusdeetus



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Re: Just installed a bidet [Re: deucedbi9] 1
#27085112 - 12/12/20 06:29 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said: This all sounds pretty gay to me
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psi said: I just have a removable showerhead. 
Your puny showerhead couldn’t hold a candle to the penetrating ability of the luxe assblaster 180 neo
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christopera said: I think they are spending insane advertising money. I get their ads on some stuff too.
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Loaded Shaman said: Google thinks I want to purchase a bidet, based on the ad targeting lately. I've never once thought about it, or said the words out loud, so I wonder why "TUSHY" is targeting me all of a sudden, lmao.
Anyone else?
I almost exclusively get bidet ads. They’re usually pretty funny at least. It’s just kinda annoying when I’m trying to eat and I’m reminded of buttcrumbs
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koods said: This all sounds pretty gay to me
You can make a bidet on a budget using a 1 pint milk bottle, pref one with a handle on the corner.
If you look at the bottle from the top with the handle pointing to the floor mark the lid at the 10 o'clock position (2o'clock of your right handed)and just to the right at the of top of the handle. Make 3-4mm holes in these positions, the one by the handle acts as a carb (practice in the sink you'll get the idea of the flow)allows some control of water flowing out of the lid when in use.
Fill it with warm soapy water. After an initial clean up, position it behind you in such a way that when you take your thumb off the the 'carb hole' the water starts to flow down the crack of your arse. Use the other hand to 'scrub the ring piece' till it feels clean.
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CHeifM4sterDiezL
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Re: Just installed a bidet [Re: koods]
#27085120 - 12/12/20 06:41 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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koods said: This all sounds pretty gay to me
Just because a man likes to have a Japanese robot toilet rim him doesn't mean he likes wieners or fucking butt loving you poopy butthole. You can always tell the poopy butthole people once you live the bidet lifestyle. You can smell them getting off the elevator
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CHeifM4sterDiezL
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Speaking of the milk jug have any of you guys used some of the new portable handheld bidet? I really like some the new super automatics but I dont want to carry around some ass wand with me. Just poop at the home fuck around in a public restroom and get herpes and covid and stuff
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Yeetusdeetus



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I just use my cordless waterpik for on the go
But nah I’ve heard the portable tushy doesn’t have enough power. Tbh I haven’t shit in a store since Covid started ramping up in the states
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