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Single_Sum



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Re: Times you felt dumb.. [Re: Malkuthian] 1
#27088597 - 12/14/20 10:56 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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My mind constantly runs dumb things I've done on repeat in my head. It's a real problem actually.
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Dilsnique
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Re: Times you felt dumb.. [Re: Single_Sum] 1
#27088606 - 12/14/20 11:03 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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That time I got super high and forgot it was July 4th and thought the US was being invaded...
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drr

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Re: Times you felt dumb.. [Re: Single_Sum]
#27088607 - 12/14/20 11:03 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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One time I gently rear-ended a guy at a red light when I was checking out a chick pumping gas at the gas station on the corner 
I was going very slow though and caused zero damage to bumper on the guy's work van. Didn't even exchange insurance info, he let me off the hook.
Here's another driving one. I spent hours planning my argument for a court date to dispute a red light ticket. In the courtroom, I was super nervous to go up and talk. When I finally did, the judge didn't let me get 5 words out before he cut me off and ordered me to pay the fine and go to traffic school. The fucked up thing is, I was literally the ONLY guy in court who's cop showed up. Every single other person got off the hook. Then they got to watch me go up and get shit on.
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Dilsnique
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Re: Times you felt dumb.. [Re: drr]
#27088629 - 12/14/20 11:18 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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drr said: . The fucked up thing is, I was literally the ONLY guy in court who's cop showed up. Every single other person got off the hook. Then they got to watch me go up and get shit on.
This is an example of Charlie Brownsyndrome and yes I suffer from it as well
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Sugabearcrisp
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Re: Times you felt dumb.. [Re: Dilsnique] 1
#27088851 - 12/14/20 01:16 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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One time i misstyped and went to shroomer.org and was like
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Cracked Egg
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I went to Boomer.com accidentally
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Dilsnique
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I went to FarmersOnly.com thinkin I could buy me a backhoe...
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Re: Times you felt dumb.. [Re: Single_Sum] 1
#27089123 - 12/14/20 04:09 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Single_Sum said: My mind constantly runs dumb things I've done on repeat in my head. It's a real problem actually.
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Niffla



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Re: Times you felt dumb.. [Re: Dilsnique]
#27089125 - 12/14/20 04:09 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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psi
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Sugabearcrisp
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Re: Times you felt dumb.. [Re: psi]
#27089217 - 12/14/20 05:19 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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For a moment I thought someone forgot to renew the domain
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psi
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It's a bit surprising that nobody has registered that domain.
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Re: Times you felt dumb.. [Re: psi]
#27089874 - 12/15/20 05:19 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Let's get on it!
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metalfaith
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When I was 19 I was working up my courage to talk to this girl I was seeing weekly. I had been checking her out for like a month from afar and plotting my verbiage, as it as the first time I had ever asked a girl out. So after talking to my friends, thinking about it for a few weeks and resolving on the best opening line, I went with a basic: "That tattoo on your arm is pretty dope. You want to go out for coffee sometime?"(or something close, been 10+ years).
Anyway, week comes. I see her. I go to talk to her and am so nervous I don't even realize she put her jacket on and her upper arm/shoulder tattoo has literally no part showing. I am complimenting a girl on something that can't be seen from the exterior right now, fully inducting me into the group of creepiest creepers ever.
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Re: Times you felt dumb.. [Re: metalfaith]
#27089936 - 12/15/20 06:31 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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How did it end?
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metalfaith
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Re: Times you felt dumb.. [Re: Malkuthian]
#27089937 - 12/15/20 06:32 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Malkuthian said: I'm putting this thread on watch, hoping I will see shitloads of shrommerites post their post-election fraud rant-realizations here.

You think these kookie SOBs are going to realize how crazy the fraud claims were? There is probably 5% that will actually admit how wrong they were. The rest are just going to make excuses and blame other things or simply believe the fraud forever.
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metalfaith
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Believe it or not, we ended up becoming really good friends at the time. Never romantic, even though I was obsessed with her the whole time. After about 3-4 years, she actually married my best friend after he knocked her up (he did the bro thing to do and asked for permission) and we are all still friends this many years later.
Of course her being the wife of my best friend I don't really have a solo friendship with her anymore. My wife is friends with her, so we all double date now.
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Re: Times you felt dumb.. [Re: metalfaith]
#27089944 - 12/15/20 06:40 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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The friend zone. Harsh..
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psi
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Re: Times you felt dumb.. [Re: metalfaith]
#27090022 - 12/15/20 08:10 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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metalfaith said:
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Malkuthian said: I'm putting this thread on watch, hoping I will see shitloads of shrommerites post their post-election fraud rant-realizations here.

You think these kookie SOBs are going to realize how crazy the fraud claims were? There is probably 5% that will actually admit how wrong they were. The rest are just going to make excuses and blame other things or simply believe the fraud forever.
I have a feeling he means the other way around.
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metalfaith
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Re: Times you felt dumb.. [Re: psi] 1
#27090162 - 12/15/20 09:40 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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psi said:
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metalfaith said:
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Malkuthian said: I'm putting this thread on watch, hoping I will see shitloads of shrommerites post their post-election fraud rant-realizations here.

You think these kookie SOBs are going to realize how crazy the fraud claims were? There is probably 5% that will actually admit how wrong they were. The rest are just going to make excuses and blame other things or simply believe the fraud forever.
I have a feeling he means the other way around.
Well then can I use this as an example for this thread?
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