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OfflineCracked Egg
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Difference between a man and a boy...
    #27079082 - 12/08/20 05:09 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

A boy receives 10,000.00. A man receives 10,000.00.

The boy instantly begins thinking about what he's going to buy.. car parts! Video games! A new PC! Clothes! Shoes!

The man gets on his phone and begins paying his bills... Mortgage... Writes out a list for the grocery store... fills up the car with gas...


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OfflineHappyHigh
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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: Cracked Egg]
    #27079144 - 12/08/20 05:46 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

A man spends every dime he has on his family.... so when he gets 10k he gonna spend some on himself for a change!


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Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.


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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: HappyHigh] * 6
    #27079162 - 12/08/20 05:57 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

The story of the old bull and the young bull.

Both of them standing on top of a hill, looking down on a herd of cows.

The young bull says to the old bull.. “ let’s run down there and fuck a cow!”.....

The old bull’s reply was..” let’s walk down and fuck them all”....


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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: Cracked Egg] * 1
    #27079337 - 12/08/20 07:19 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

A real man buys guns and beans, secures the perimeter. :minigun:


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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: Cracked Egg] * 1
    #27079455 - 12/08/20 08:34 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

a man has humility

a boy has vanity


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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: split_by_nine] * 6
    #27079610 - 12/08/20 10:08 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

This thread is full of big boomer energy.


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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: viraldrome]
    #27079625 - 12/08/20 10:20 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

A boy smoked weed

A man smokes his need (marijuana)


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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: viraldrome]
    #27079636 - 12/08/20 10:31 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

viraldrome said:
This thread is full of big boomer energy.



the shroomery in general actual has a lot of that, but it makes sense as its basically a really old-school format


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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: Ezuma] * 2
    #27079638 - 12/08/20 10:33 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

A boy is a boy until his father dies.


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Invisiblesplit_by_nine
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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: viraldrome]
    #27079641 - 12/08/20 10:35 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

viraldrome said:
This thread is full of big boomer energy.




its easy to misread energies. i forgive you


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OfflineNorthernerM
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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: split_by_nine] * 1
    #27079823 - 12/09/20 02:24 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

A man's response is measured, a boy's response is reactive.

I've met plenty of old boys. One doesn't become a man by being old.


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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: Northerner] * 1
    #27079894 - 12/09/20 04:32 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

A boy hops on his bicycle to buy some no-sting iodine at the druggist for his infected leg wound.

A man realizes that since he has a bottle of fresh bleach, remembering the recipe for a world war 1 wound desinfectant, he might as well save the trip and the expense to get better desinfection at the price of some extra agony. :grin:

It wasnt that much worse as the pain of the infection, which has now died.




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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: Asante]
    #27079901 - 12/09/20 04:54 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

I am but a man!


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OfflineNorthernerM
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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: Cracked Egg]
    #27079907 - 12/09/20 05:06 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

[Cracked Egg said:I am but a man!



But if I tried to fight you to prove it would you?


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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: Northerner]
    #27079913 - 12/09/20 05:16 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

A man doesn't have to fight to prove it.


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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: Northerner]
    #27079918 - 12/09/20 05:19 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

But what would he fight for?


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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: Northerner] * 1
    #27079937 - 12/09/20 05:46 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

A man does not have to fight for proof of manliness, but.. I would stomp you into the ground and then eat my steak and potatoes on your back while watching the game and hunting bear.


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Invisiblesplit_by_nine
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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: Northerner]
    #27079943 - 12/09/20 05:59 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Northerner said:
But what would he fight for?




freedom! :mel:


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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: split_by_nine] * 1
    #27079963 - 12/09/20 06:21 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

The difference between a man and a boy is mainly dick size.


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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #27079971 - 12/09/20 06:41 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Ooh... Ok... Guess I'm still a boy then...


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