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Cracked Egg
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Difference between a man and a boy...
#27079082 - 12/08/20 05:09 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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A boy receives 10,000.00. A man receives 10,000.00.
The boy instantly begins thinking about what he's going to buy.. car parts! Video games! A new PC! Clothes! Shoes!
The man gets on his phone and begins paying his bills... Mortgage... Writes out a list for the grocery store... fills up the car with gas...
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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: Cracked Egg]
#27079144 - 12/08/20 05:46 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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A man spends every dime he has on his family.... so when he gets 10k he gonna spend some on himself for a change!
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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: HappyHigh] 6
#27079162 - 12/08/20 05:57 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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The story of the old bull and the young bull.
Both of them standing on top of a hill, looking down on a herd of cows.
The young bull says to the old bull.. “ let’s run down there and fuck a cow!”.....
The old bull’s reply was..” let’s walk down and fuck them all”....
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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: Cracked Egg] 1
#27079337 - 12/08/20 07:19 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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A real man buys guns and beans, secures the perimeter.
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split_by_nine
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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: Cracked Egg] 1
#27079455 - 12/08/20 08:34 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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a man has humility
a boy has vanity
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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: split_by_nine] 6
#27079610 - 12/08/20 10:08 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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This thread is full of big boomer energy.
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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: viraldrome]
#27079625 - 12/08/20 10:20 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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A boy smoked weed
A man smokes his need (marijuana)
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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: viraldrome]
#27079636 - 12/08/20 10:31 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
viraldrome said: This thread is full of big boomer energy.
the shroomery in general actual has a lot of that, but it makes sense as its basically a really old-school format
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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: Ezuma] 2
#27079638 - 12/08/20 10:33 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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A boy is a boy until his father dies.
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split_by_nine
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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: viraldrome]
#27079641 - 12/08/20 10:35 PM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
viraldrome said: This thread is full of big boomer energy.
its easy to misread energies. i forgive you
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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: split_by_nine] 1
#27079823 - 12/09/20 02:24 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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A man's response is measured, a boy's response is reactive.
I've met plenty of old boys. One doesn't become a man by being old.
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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: Northerner] 1
#27079894 - 12/09/20 04:32 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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A boy hops on his bicycle to buy some no-sting iodine at the druggist for his infected leg wound.
A man realizes that since he has a bottle of fresh bleach, remembering the recipe for a world war 1 wound desinfectant, he might as well save the trip and the expense to get better desinfection at the price of some extra agony. 
It wasnt that much worse as the pain of the infection, which has now died.
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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: Asante]
#27079901 - 12/09/20 04:54 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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I am but a man!
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Northerner
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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: Cracked Egg]
#27079907 - 12/09/20 05:06 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
[Cracked Egg said:I am but a man!
But if I tried to fight you to prove it would you?
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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: Northerner]
#27079913 - 12/09/20 05:16 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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A man doesn't have to fight to prove it.
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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: Northerner]
#27079918 - 12/09/20 05:19 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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But what would he fight for?
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Cracked Egg
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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: Northerner] 1
#27079937 - 12/09/20 05:46 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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A man does not have to fight for proof of manliness, but.. I would stomp you into the ground and then eat my steak and potatoes on your back while watching the game and hunting bear.
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split_by_nine
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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: Northerner]
#27079943 - 12/09/20 05:59 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Northerner said: But what would he fight for?
freedom!
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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: split_by_nine] 1
#27079963 - 12/09/20 06:21 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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The difference between a man and a boy is mainly dick size.
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Re: Difference between a man and a boy... [Re: Patlal] 1
#27079971 - 12/09/20 06:41 AM (3 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ooh... Ok... Guess I'm still a boy then...
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