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Invisiblelavod
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The Kingdom ov Aphrodisia * 2
    #27077895 - 12/07/20 09:49 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

In a land not far away but rather near and dear, there lies a kingdom whose vast bounds are walled by leather and cuff. Rivers ov cum flow on through the labial valleys, the enchanted waters glistening opaline under the flaming hot sun in its eternal orgasm.
A diadem ov cloudy glass crowns the head ov King Methamphetamine as he looks over his KingDom with fiery, desperate eyes, his stead a strapping stallion as he shepherds a battery ov rams ready to raise Hell or HighWater in a rampage ov horns.
Queen Gamma ov Hydroxybutyrate rests like a giant clam in her saline blue aquarium castle, ready to devour any who shall cum into her raunchy realm in a raucous rage and extract every bit ov their life force in an extensive succubul ceremony.   
The court ov counsels hold visionary vigils surrounding an altar shaped as a bed and sculpted from Venusian sulphur, its bedding ov fresh roses and mamba ecdysis. Whores are laid upon it and not sacrificed, but sanctified with spiritual spermatozoon, the holy rain cast from a wizardly consortium, the sensual shamans L, Mescaline and the Mipt and To-See clanfolk.
Prince Kava and Princess Mary Jane are a happy bunch as they laugh and play upon their treasures ov pleasure. Though not nearly as impassioned in the hedonic affairs ov the kingdom, they maintain a joyous and beautiful vibe that radiates over the land like morning rays over naked, bronzed skin.

And so is the Kingdom ov Aphrodisia. All are wellcum and only asses are turned away.

This is what happens when I decide to make a shroomery post after a night ov zero slumber due to hypersexualization(snookums+kava/oral cannabis then alone+1,4-bdo) lol.


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Re: The Kingdom ov Aphrodisia [Re: lavod]
    #27077898 - 12/07/20 09:53 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Beautiful story man.

What's 1,4-bdo?


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: The Kingdom ov Aphrodisia [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #27077912 - 12/07/20 10:03 PM (3 years, 1 month ago)

Thanks. 1,4-butanediol is a prodrug for GHB.


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Re: The Kingdom ov Aphrodisia [Re: lavod]
    #27078390 - 12/08/20 08:43 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

:datass:


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Re: The Kingdom ov Aphrodisia [Re: psi]
    #27078414 - 12/08/20 09:03 AM (3 years, 1 month ago)

u dirty dawg


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