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48 years old today. * 8
    #27056587 - 11/25/20 05:20 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)





48 years old today.

Took three hours to rise

and a cup of coffee to shine.

48 years old today

Heart pills & supplements in the morning

antibiotic cream for the stinging diabetic ulcer on my leg

a psyllium husk chaser to a low carb breakfast.

48 years old today.

Twice the age I was at my physical peak

Four times the age that obesity became a big concern.

Optimistically in the middle of life.

48 years old today.

family scattered across the world.

lost my best friend and aunt this year

a friend adrift in covid denial conspiracy

a friend adrift prioritizing herself as always.

48 years old today.

380 pounds in a covid land

can't go swimming to take the weight off my bones

without a mouth mask, not even allowed to go out.

48 years old today.

Wish I had woken up 24.

Fuck it, make me 12 again

and I'll live all those years, smiling, once more.


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: Asante] * 2
    #27056594 - 11/25/20 05:30 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Happy birthday, Asante.

Hope you have a wonderful day, buddy.


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #27056601 - 11/25/20 05:36 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Making the most of it with what's given me, which is so much more than the majority of people on earth have.

My best friend never got this old.

48 man!

In the distance, there's the faint sound of a water well pumping life giving water for a whole village of 600 :rainbowcloud:


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #27056604 - 11/25/20 05:41 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Happy birthday Asante, today is the first day of the rest of your life, I know you will make it meaningful :hug:


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: Asante]
    #27056607 - 11/25/20 05:48 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

As I see it the diabetes will enforce the low carb diet which will herd me towards great weight loss, enabling me to live a better life than I could live for most of my life.

In any case, my mind has been set free of the woes of the past through psychedelic self therapy which also made my constant state of drug addiction, a thing of the past.

Life, the Good Shepherd, is herding me to a healthier body so I can reach a ripe old age.

If not for myself, them for others in the good that I do.

48 man, wow 30 years older than an age which I at a younger age never thought I would reach.

Proud of my gray hair, lets see it become snow white like my dad's, in defiance of all adversity and with my usual zest for life.


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #27056622 - 11/25/20 06:01 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Happy birthday!


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #27056662 - 11/25/20 06:54 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

hAPPY B-DAY Asante
You still a spring chicken :robindance:


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #27056668 - 11/25/20 07:13 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Stop using that gif :mad2:


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #27056686 - 11/25/20 07:32 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Happy bday dude


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: Niffla]
    #27056688 - 11/25/20 07:33 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Stop using that gif :mad2:



I love that gif:crankey:


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #27056720 - 11/25/20 08:23 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Alright fine use it :kingcrankey:


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #27056723 - 11/25/20 08:26 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

I bet you never thought you'd make it to 48.


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #27056735 - 11/25/20 08:33 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Happy birthday brother


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: morrowasted] * 1
    #27056743 - 11/25/20 08:36 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Happy bday Asante :birthday::carlton:


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #27056752 - 11/25/20 08:42 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Happy Birthday!


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #27056757 - 11/25/20 08:45 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

:birdfive:


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #27056770 - 11/25/20 08:53 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

To your health. :cheers:


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #27056771 - 11/25/20 08:54 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Happy birthday!

  I had a weird dream this morning. 

  I was on a walk and my legs and feet were hurting so bad.  I couldn’t figure it out.  Then I realized I had on a pair of goggles.  As I removed them I was surrounded by mountains of decayed trash.  Metal decomposed into mountains, just piles of rust and Glass.  My wife was next to me freaking out.  We were both wearing institutional looking swimwear.  We found a building with a few scraps of cardboard someone had set atop the shards of glass.  As I sat there digging glass from the soles of my feet I heard a radio. 

    “Man found the last fresh water bay” “he is drinking excessively!  Where is the conversation?”
  Then realize the announcement was coming from a vehicle.  Two people got out very apologetically and handed me new goggles.  I instantly grabbed them and put them on. 

  Then my alarm went off.  So glad to be awake.  My feet hurt.  Life is great!  I’ll take whatever this is and run with it.


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: Hunter hunter] * 1
    #27056776 - 11/25/20 08:57 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Happy B day man, it never gets better that's why we have this website! hit the Dmt your 12 again.


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: HappyHigh] * 1
    #27056784 - 11/25/20 09:02 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Happy Birthday Asante. Time doesn't stop but we can enjoy the ride.:mushroom2:


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: Niffla]
    #27056825 - 11/25/20 09:40 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Alright fine use it :kingcrankey:



No i will never use it again:cryaboutit:


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #27056838 - 11/25/20 09:49 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Spicemaster said:
Quote:

Niffla said:
Alright fine use it :kingcrankey:



No i will never use it again:cryaboutit:




Now I shall use it with impunity

:robindance:


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: Niffla]
    #27056845 - 11/25/20 09:53 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Is that one new? Never saw it before I don't think.


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: psi]
    #27056855 - 11/25/20 09:59 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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psi said:
Is that one new? Never saw it before I don't think.




Yep

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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #27056872 - 11/25/20 10:07 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

happy birthday Asante! :birthday: :sun:


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #27056877 - 11/25/20 10:11 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Happy Happy Birthday!!



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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: Dilsnique] * 2
    #27056893 - 11/25/20 10:25 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

:robindance:



:awehigh:


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #27056896 - 11/25/20 10:26 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Heppi Burthday!


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: feevers]
    #27056923 - 11/25/20 10:39 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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feevers said:
:robindance:



:awehigh:




:ohshitman:

back off feevers that's my gif now


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #27056983 - 11/25/20 11:17 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Happy birthday A-dawg!! :mushroom2:


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #27057044 - 11/25/20 12:15 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

happy birthday

:sunny:


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #27057065 - 11/25/20 12:28 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Quote:

feevers said:
:robindance:



:awehigh:




:ohshitman:

back off feevers that's my gif now




:okay:
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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: feevers] * 2
    #27057066 - 11/25/20 12:28 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

:robindance:
:fuckthepolice:


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: feevers] * 2
    #27057070 - 11/25/20 12:30 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

:robindance::fuckthepolice::robindance::fuckthepolice::robindance:
:fuckthepolice::robindance::fuckthepolice::robindance::fuckthepolice:
:robindance::fuckthepolice::robindance::fuckthepolice::robindance:
:fuckthepolice::robindance::fuckthepolice::robindance::fuckthepolice:
:robindance::fuckthepolice::robindance::fuckthepolice::robindance:


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: psi] * 4
    #27057124 - 11/25/20 01:17 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)




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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #27057200 - 11/25/20 02:33 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Happy Berfday Asante!


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: 4HO-DMT] * 1
    #27057241 - 11/25/20 03:05 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: psi] * 1
    #27057244 - 11/25/20 03:08 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

I am a trend setter:derdance:
:robindance:  :fingerpistol:


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: schmutzen] * 2
    #27057247 - 11/25/20 03:09 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Happy birthday!!!! :shroomeryhead::highfive1::ruggedwink::ancientaliens::rockman::vibin::lolsy::mindblown::kaneclap::trippinbawelz::wonka::wtfsonic::seriousthankyou:


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
    #27057278 - 11/25/20 03:28 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

HBD.

Only 21 years until the best birthday!


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #27057409 - 11/25/20 04:34 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

....it might be tomorrow for you Asante, but happy birthday again

you are a good one

:sunny:


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #27057416 - 11/25/20 04:41 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Spicemaster said:
I am a trend setter:derdance:
:robindance:  :fingerpistol:



Quote:

Spicemaster said:
I am a trend setter:derdance:
:robindance:  :fingerpistol:



Quote:

Spicemaster said:
I am a trend setter:derdance:
:robindance:  :fingerpistol:



Quote:

Spicemaster said:
I am a trend setter:derdance:
:robindance:  :fingerpistol:



Quote:

Spicemaster said:
I am a trend setter:derdance:
:robindance:  :fingerpistol:



Quote:

Spicemaster said:
I am a trend setter:derdance:
:robindance:  :fingerpistol:



Quote:

Spicemaster said:
I am a trend setter:derdance:
:robindance:  :fingerpistol:



Quote:

Spicemaster said:
I am a trend setter:derdance:
:robindance:  :fingerpistol:




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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: twighead] * 1
    #27057447 - 11/25/20 04:55 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

С днём рождения!! :wink:


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: twighead]
    #27057458 - 11/25/20 05:06 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

I always start trends :robindance:  :fingerpistol:


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #27057464 - 11/25/20 05:12 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Gelukkige verjaardag mede-krijger!!


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #27057585 - 11/25/20 06:21 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

english mf, do you speak it - pulp fiction


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #27057804 - 11/25/20 09:16 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Happy B day!:heart:


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #27057938 - 11/25/20 11:02 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:


can't go swimming to take the weight off my bones

without a mouth mask, not even allowed to go out.

48 years old today.

Wish I had woken up 24.

Fuck it, make me 12 again

and I'll live all those years, smiling, once more.





Or you just did all those things just then, swimming is one of my biggest fears. Not of the water, not of diving, not of drowning, but sharks.


The most fear of mine is being eaten alive by a monster, and now old strikes like weather glows.
I'd more likely walk right into a war than over an ocean shark pack.


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Re: 48 years old today. [Re: Fiery] * 1
    #27058053 - 11/26/20 01:46 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

happy birthday, asante (and spirit guide of asante)!

i'm not sure if it would work for you, but i saw a nutritional specialist in february and they prescribed me metformin extended release and topiramate(topamax) for weight loss, since i had slightly elevated blood sugar (~75ish when fasting) and get migraine headaches, and both medicines have a happy side effect of weight loss. (also, metformin is suspected to have a side effect of anti-aging in recent studies. ;3 )

i've gone from 268 lb to 230 lb from february to now, and the only reason it hasn't gone down lower is, i suspect, due to the last few months from me taking a few extra suplements of epicatechin (myostatin suppression for muscle growth), laxogenin, creatine powder, and arginine AGK powder. i've noticed that, despite not working out... i've been growing muscle. first my thighs, then my biceps, now i'm starting to see it a bit in the calves, triceps, chest, and i even have a center line forming in my ab area! i have a two pack forming, LOL! it's a lazy mans workout in pill form!

i have to wait till the first of december when i see my specialist to find out for sure, but i'm pretty sure i've gained quite a bit of muscle - but she's the one with the BMI machine that uses electrodes to measure body fat %. its been 4 months since my last measurement so should be quite drastic.

i've tried all sorts of diets and fasting and nothing worked - turned out a simple test revealed i had serious metabolic syndrome and was only burning 1650 calories a day instead of 2350ish like i shouldve been. maybe you simply need need some pillz to set you right as rain too like me? :laugh:


p.s. losing all that weight feels effing AMAZING. i have tons more energy now, my back pain is gone, and i feel like 20 years younger. also, i feel excited because i think i might be moving up on the hotness scale by like 2 points and approaching "fuck" instead of "duck" levels. give yourself a birthday present of a lifetime, asante, and make this your goal if you can - and screw staying with old fashioned methods, cheat and use pillz. science rocks! :crazy2:


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    #27058055 - 11/26/20 01:52 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

I swim in my local pool, where only the pee sharks live :smile:



More than just multiple times weeklly exercise for hours on end, swimming at the pool was a liberation from my obesity (I'm weightless in the water, the only place where my body doesn't hinder me) and because I came often and made the most epic and loud splash dives outside of Sea World, I was much beloved there, from the kids to the elderly, from the lifeguards to security, so it was a microcosm, a community where I could be me, fat as I am, and be widely respected by the community at large.

I miss all that, it was so much more than just exercise, but a microcosm, a social group of thousands that was welcoming and thus fed my sense of enjoyment and self esteem where I got along well with all ages and ethnicities, even the troublemakers who, the security told me, were a lot less trouble when I was at the pool.

Respect in all directions begets respect from the majority, even the troublemakers.

I long back to continuation of the saga.


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    #27058060 - 11/26/20 02:05 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

A wonderful success story Psion, I will surely keep Metformin in mind but lets hope I stick wih the low carb program and sneak out of diabetic territory without adding a med to my impressive arsenal of medications and supplements, only the latter of them I take with gladness.

Drugs, medicines, they are poisonings with beneficial side effects. I accumulated a bunch of pharmacological toxins already.


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    #27058067 - 11/26/20 02:13 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

I never knew about that and I'm sorry that your favorite exercise of freedom of movement was taken, but try to do the downward dog, and the warrior. Those are the two yoga poses I know, but sometimes in dance, the body will create movements to heal itself.

Like sometimes I do the jiggle wiggle and it just jives. I'm inside, without any human contact. Like Merlin one time was locked in a cavern for what seemed like an eternity.


Don't tie yourself to one set of behaviors when you can exercise all by yourself. And play music sometimes, if you want to.


And be happy because you know you are loved. Who cares if people trust you, it's love that makes it through, and the sun, usually which is certain to rise, even if behind clouded eyes or lies and people who despise it, the sun still glows and burns away the demise that was imminent, and now you can survive without it.


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    #27058079 - 11/26/20 02:29 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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A wonderful success story Psion, I will surely keep Metformin in mind but lets hope I stick wih the low carb program and sneak out of diabetic territory without adding a med to my impressive arsenal of medications and supplements, only the latter of them I take with gladness.

Drugs, medicines, they are poisonings with beneficial side effects. I accumulated a bunch of pharmacological toxins already.




eh, i get how you feel, believe me - im swallowing 4 pills in the morning, 2 in the afternoon, 3 plus 2 scoops of powder in the evening, and 4 at bedtime! - but i see it like this. i spend a whopping ~4-5 minutes of time or so swallowing all those annoying pills every day, in exchange for amazing benefits and feeling great, getting way WAY healthier, all for minimal effort. with maybe an occasional side effect of diarrhea or nausea once in a blue moon, and for all i know that was probably just something i ate anyways. (lol) truth be told, i get diarrhea less than i used to, probably because i've lost so much weight and am a lot healthier now. so while i might be poisoning my body a bit with those side effects of the pills - that's like worrying your thanksgiving turkey starting to burn when your house is on fire. my body was massively overweight and suffering serious side effects as a result of that, so suffering a few minor issues from weight loss pills is a minor price to pay for getting out of that bigger problem as quickly and painlessly as possible.

and damn was that painless and easy. i didn't even DO anything different. didn't exercise, didn't diet, nothing. it just literally melted right off. XD that said, i already wasn't overeating, and i had a job as a cashier, so i wasn't totally sedentary, so i got at least a little bit of movement every day.

sounds like you're already doing much of the right things too, so i wouldn't be surprised if something like metformin gave you that last boost you needed to kick your metabolism where it's supposed to be at. the 24 hour extended release one is just once a day and less likely to cause nausea as well - i've never had any sign of it at all.


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