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OfflineCracked Egg
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Looks like I'm a dead man
    #27055035 - 11/24/20 07:50 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Sun night, Monday morning I woke up with a slightly irritated throat, itchy watery eyes, a stuffed nose, and I felt sleepy due to no sleep the night before.

I guess that means I'm on the war path of death. Covid caught me slippin'.


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Re: Looks like I'm a dead man [Re: Cracked Egg]
    #27055036 - 11/24/20 07:51 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

We are all on the war path to death. So don't feel too bad about it.


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Re: Looks like I'm a dead man [Re: christopera]
    #27055045 - 11/24/20 07:57 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

As a cracked egg you should know someone is gonna try to make an omelette out of you.  Unless you’re  rotten


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Re: Looks like I'm a dead man [Re: Cracked Egg]
    #27055047 - 11/24/20 07:58 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

nah you'll be alright

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Re: Looks like I'm a dead man [Re: christopera] * 1
    #27055053 - 11/24/20 08:02 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

christopera said:
We are all on the war path to death. So don't feel too bad about it.




Yep. This is what I tell everyone at the Thanksgiving day table every year. We do this lame thing where we go around the table and name one thing we're thankful for and every time it gets to me I say, "what does it matter, none of this matters because we are all on the path to death anyways".

:feelingblue:

I'm always met with looks such as this after
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Re: Looks like I'm a dead man [Re: Niffla]
    #27055060 - 11/24/20 08:05 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

I'm 99.99999999999% sure it's allergies. That .1 goes to the wonderful amazing internet that loves putting asinine outrageous ideas in your head.

You farted!? Covid got you by it's grips and you only have 12 hours until death! Kill yourself now so you do not infect the ones you love!


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Re: Looks like I'm a dead man [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #27055061 - 11/24/20 08:06 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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theRealrollforever said:
As a cracked egg you should know someone is gonna try to make an omelette out of you.  Unless you’re  rotten




He has been a cracked egg since late Feb. 2020 so now he's just dried up crusty egg yolk and his shell has long since been swept away


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Re: Looks like I'm a dead man [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #27055067 - 11/24/20 08:09 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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Niffla said:
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christopera said:
We are all on the war path to death. So don't feel too bad about it.




Yep. This is what I tell everyone at the Thanksgiving day table every year. We do this lame thing where we go around the table and name one thing we're thankful for and every time it gets to me I say, "what does it matter, none of this matters because we are all on the path to death anyways".

:feelingblue:

I'm always met with looks such as this after
  :girlofdisapproval:




:lol:

I usually always say the same shit. I'm thankful for this food... I do have to try and say it before anyone else does. It can only be used once. The trick is finding the right time. There are always those few people that love taking the religious route so you have to force your way in after them.


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Re: Looks like I'm a dead man [Re: Niffla]
    #27055069 - 11/24/20 08:10 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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Niffla said:
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theRealrollforever said:
As a cracked egg you should know someone is gonna try to make an omelette out of you.  Unless you’re  rotten




He has been a cracked egg since late Feb. 2020 so now he's just dried up crusty egg yolk and his shell has long since been swept away




Nah.. it's a metaphorical egg..


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Re: Looks like I'm a dead man [Re: Cracked Egg]
    #27055072 - 11/24/20 08:14 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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Cracked Egg said:
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Niffla said:
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theRealrollforever said:
As a cracked egg you should know someone is gonna try to make an omelette out of you.  Unless you’re  rotten




He has been a cracked egg since late Feb. 2020 so now he's just dried up crusty egg yolk and his shell has long since been swept away




Nah.. it's a metaphorical egg..




Oh okay that makes sense

I was always wondering how a cracked egg could post on a message board so the metaphorical thing makes way more sense for sure

:youthemandawg:


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Re: Looks like I'm a dead man [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #27055107 - 11/24/20 08:51 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Quote:

christopera said:
We are all on the war path to death. So don't feel too bad about it.




Yep. This is what I tell everyone at the Thanksgiving day table every year. We do this lame thing where we go around the table and name one thing we're thankful for and every time it gets to me I say, "what does it matter, none of this matters because we are all on the path to death anyways".

:feelingblue:

I'm always met with looks such as this after
  :girlofdisapproval:




I welcome my family to the table, including my elderly friends and family, and I explain that this turkey is just star dust, the same as us, and that while we may salt and pepper it well, crisp it perfectly, and enjoy its moist and tender meat, we will eventually be one in the same.

We follow this by punching each other square in the eye socket, one punch per person, punching around the table in an anti-clockwise direction. Those under 16 do not participate.



It is in this celebration that we can truly be thankful for the absolute lack of meaning we all impart on this world.

But also, it's cool to hang out, drink booze, and eat turkey.


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Edited by christopera (11/24/20 08:51 AM)


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Re: Looks like I'm a dead man [Re: christopera]
    #27055123 - 11/24/20 09:00 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Don’t make me scramble you son
Metaphorically of course


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Re: Looks like I'm a dead man [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #27055126 - 11/24/20 09:01 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Later.

Actually I guess not later. Bye.


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Re: Looks like I'm a dead man [Re: christopera] * 1
    #27055128 - 11/24/20 09:03 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

christopera said:
Quote:

Niffla said:
Quote:

christopera said:
We are all on the war path to death. So don't feel too bad about it.




Yep. This is what I tell everyone at the Thanksgiving day table every year. We do this lame thing where we go around the table and name one thing we're thankful for and every time it gets to me I say, "what does it matter, none of this matters because we are all on the path to death anyways".

:feelingblue:

I'm always met with looks such as this after
  :girlofdisapproval:




I welcome my family to the table, including my elderly friends and family, and I explain that this turkey is just star dust, the same as us, and that while we may salt and pepper it well, crisp it perfectly, and enjoy its moist and tender meat, we will eventually be one in the same.

We follow this by punching each other square in the eye socket, one punch per person, punching around the table in an anti-clockwise direction. Those under 16 do not participate.



It is in this celebration that we can truly be thankful for the absolute lack of meaning we all impart on this world.

But also, it's cool to hang out, drink booze, and eat turkey.




:bathtub40lol:


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Re: Looks like I'm a dead man [Re: Niffla]
    #27055173 - 11/24/20 09:30 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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Niffla said:
Quote:

christopera said:
We are all on the war path to death. So don't feel too bad about it.




Yep. This is what I tell everyone at the Thanksgiving day table every year. We do this lame thing where we go around the table and name one thing we're thankful for and every time it gets to me I say, "what does it matter, none of this matters because we are all on the path to death anyways".

:feelingblue:

I'm always met with looks such as this after
  :girlofdisapproval:




haha wow heavy, but also brave. But also, are you ok? Like ok with that or does it bother you.


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Re: Looks like I'm a dead man [Re: polaritymind]
    #27055208 - 11/24/20 09:44 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

RIP OP

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Re: Looks like I'm a dead man [Re: polaritymind]
    #27055213 - 11/24/20 09:46 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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polaritymind said:
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Niffla said:
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christopera said:
We are all on the war path to death. So don't feel too bad about it.




Yep. This is what I tell everyone at the Thanksgiving day table every year. We do this lame thing where we go around the table and name one thing we're thankful for and every time it gets to me I say, "what does it matter, none of this matters because we are all on the path to death anyways".

:feelingblue:

I'm always met with looks such as this after
  :girlofdisapproval:




haha wow heavy, but also brave. But also, are you ok? Like ok with that or does it bother you.




I embrace it and walk towards my mortality every day



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Re: Looks like I'm a dead man [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #27055224 - 11/24/20 09:55 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

My family does the whole thankful thing, I like to change it every year.  Year my Older Brother was a no show " I am thankful <insert name> isn't here, he's a real dick".  Or when I was a super edgy teenager, "I am thankful that Hitler introduced social programs into modern society" ... Being older and wiser now, I stick with the ole faithful "I am thankful I get to gorge myself near to death cause my BMI (sarcastic) is dangerously low"


You know, mix it up folks... I even catch my fam off guard by saying something I really am thankful for every couple years.


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Re: Looks like I'm a dead man [Re: Niffla]
    #27055506 - 11/24/20 01:07 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
Quote:

christopera said:
We are all on the war path to death. So don't feel too bad about it.




Yep. This is what I tell everyone at the Thanksgiving day table every year. We do this lame thing where we go around the table and name one thing we're thankful for and every time it gets to me I say, "what does it matter, none of this matters because we are all on the path to death anyways".

:feelingblue:

I'm always met with looks such as this after
  :girlofdisapproval:



Because who wants to die from covid. That would be pretty lame.


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Re: Looks like I'm a dead man [Re: Ice9]
    #27055545 - 11/24/20 01:33 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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Ice9 said:
My family does the whole thankful thing, I like to change it every year.  Year my Older Brother was a no show " I am thankful <insert name> isn't here, he's a real dick".  Or when I was a super edgy teenager, "I am thankful that Hitler introduced social programs into modern society" ... Being older and wiser now, I stick with the ole faithful "I am thankful I get to gorge myself near to death cause my BMI (sarcastic) is dangerously low"


You know, mix it up folks... I even catch my fam off guard by saying something I really am thankful for every couple years.





This is a good one.

Niffla, I feel like it's on the same level of lameness to be the guy saying what you're saying. 99% of people do that thing at their house on Thanksgiving. And 99% of Shroomerites have that same response at their thanksgiving. Be the 1%.

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