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CHeifM4sterDiezL
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Racoon
#27049799 - 11/21/20 02:08 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Moons out coons out. The neighborhood watch has been reporting alot of fucking coon activity by me lately. Lotta coon sign everywhere. I thought I had taken care of the problem last season but it seems like now I'm hearing the bastards tunneling through walls. I'm fucking allergic to these things dander so I can always smell when they're about I can't breath in my house right now. Sounds like they've formed a fucking hive colony in the walls. Sure enough woke up this morning and two of them must have gone at it or something and tore up the place. They must have been fighting or fucking something fierce by the evidence. Going to have to start baiting up trash traps all over again. Anyone else having problems recently? This is unbelievable.
Edited by CHeifM4sterDiezL (11/22/20 01:16 PM)
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Amanita86
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You sure it’s not a badger..?
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CHeifM4sterDiezL
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We dont have badger here :[ its not opposum either or they would have went straight for the booze.
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Amanita86
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You don’t want anything to do with a badger. You’re going to have to go find how they’re getting in, get them out and seal it off. Pro tip: Raccoons can fight..
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CHeifM4sterDiezL
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Oh trust me ive tangled with plenty. But yeah thats what I can't figure out. I think these things have toughened thier teeth from years of eating trash and have evolved to crew through metal. Nobody believes me but I think I saw evidence one chewed clean threw a metal garbage dumpster wall to get all the good trash juice on the bottom. Thats why I think theyre tunneled thru the walls theres no other logical explanation.
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It could be mice/rats etc too. It’s getting cold a lot of places so people are going to be getting new room mates in their attics and walls. Just blow fuckin’ holes in the wall with a 10ga shotty and do some drywall projects this winter, youknowwhat-I’m sayin?
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Amanita86 said: You don’t want anything to do with a badger.
Only time I saw a badger in my life was when I was in Wyoming. I was driving and one scurried across the road right in front of me.
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Re: Coons [Re: Niffla]
#27050357 - 11/21/20 11:48 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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You see them run over pretty often out here
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CHeifM4sterDiezL said: Moons out coons out. The neighborhood watch has been reporting alot of fucking coon activity by me lately. Lotta coon sign everywhere. I thought I had taken care of the problem last season but it seems like now I'm hearing the bastards tunneling through walls. I'm fucking allergic to these things dander so I can always smell when they're about I can't breath in my house right now. Sounds like they've formed a fucking hive colony in the walls. Sure enough woke up this morning and two of them must have gone at it or something and tore up the place. They must have been fighting or fucking something fierce by the evidence. Going to have to start baiting up trash traps all over again. Anyone else having problems recently? This is unbelievable.
Huh. I wonder if you'd have a reaction to the meat of you ate one.
You should try it and let us know. For science.
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CHeifM4sterDiezL
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Turned out to be a mouse the size of a coon. But we got em.
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this isn't strictly related, but we had a skunk move underneath our porch years back.
we called animal control, and they gave us a tip to get them to leave; soak a rag in ammonia and toss it in their with them, apparently they hate the smell and leave, and it left, irony at it's finest
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CHeifM4sterDiezL said: Moons out coons out. The neighborhood watch has been reporting alot of fucking coon activity by me lately. Lotta coon sign everywhere. I thought I had taken care of the problem last season but it seems like now I'm hearing the bastards tunneling through walls. I'm fucking allergic to these things dander so I can always smell when they're about I can't breath in my house right now. Sounds like they've formed a fucking hive colony in the walls. Sure enough woke up this morning and two of them must have gone at it or something and tore up the place. They must have been fighting or fucking something fierce by the evidence. Going to have to start baiting up trash traps all over again. Anyone else having problems recently? This is unbelievable.
Have you tried playing recordings of predators of raccoons?
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Yeah just search garbage truck AMSR and put it on loud speakers.
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I've always wondered if they taste good. People eat squirrels, snakes, and rabbits etc..why not raccoons?
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People also eat raccoons.
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CHeifM4sterDiezL
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Spotted one last night! Thing looked drunk on trash juice could barely move around. My mom says ur not allowed to say coon anymore cuz its somehow a racial slur.
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CHeifM4sterDiezL
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This is what the one I saw last night was doing pretty much.
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It probably had distemper or some other disease.
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tyrannicalrex said: I've always wondered if they taste good. People eat squirrels, snakes, and rabbits etc..why not raccoons?
Raccoons carry a parasite that is deadly to other mammals. If you ingest the eggs they hatch inside your intestines and migrate into your flesh and organs. They like the eyes and brain. There is no treatment.
https://www.cdc.gov/parasites/baylisascaris/disease.html
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Re: Coons [Re: koods]
#27051556 - 11/22/20 06:34 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Thats from too much trash juice
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koods
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Trash juice?
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Re: Coons [Re: koods]
#27051608 - 11/22/20 07:22 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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...Christ, that looks terrible
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The copy of "The Joy of Cooking" my family had when I was a kid had instructions for preparing raccoon.
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Re: Coons [Re: koods] 1
#27052264 - 11/22/20 01:29 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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koods said: Trash juice?
Anyone who observes racoon in thier native habitat for any amount of time know they imbibe large amounts of garage juice from the bottom of various dumpsters for its intoxicating properties. Which is why you see the behavior like in the video you posted. Too much of the sauce you see. They become horrifically disturbed, ravenous, and distemper when dumpster drunk and have been now to dangerously attack when provoked. Still seeing these majestic creatures roaming this great land gives many of a sense of pride in the strength and freedom of this great nation. But what make a wild animal an American? The racoon have ancient claims to being a citizen. A true all American animal. God bless us all.
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old 'hot' foods, rotting fruit, old donuts, random coffee and other liquids, all fermenting at the bottom of the dumpster
i bet this is worse than mace if you got sprayed in the mouth with some really ripe tj
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CHeifM4sterDiezL
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They prefer many noxious chemical dumpsters aswell
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koods said: Trash juice?
Anyone who observes racoon in thier native habitat for any amount of time know they imbibe large amounts of garage juice from the bottom of various dumpsters for its intoxicating properties. Which is why you see the behavior like in the video you posted. Too much of the sauce you see. They become horrifically disturbed, ravenous, and distemper when dumpster drunk and have been now to dangerously attack when provoked. Still seeing these majestic creatures roaming this great land gives many of a sense of pride in the strength and freedom of this great nation. But what make a wild animal an American? The racoon have ancient claims to being a citizen. A true all American animal. God bless us all.
Oh I believe it, there definitely would be alcohol from fermenting fruit etc.
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