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OfflineTight Lunchbox
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Re: Coons [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #27051525 - 11/22/20 05:44 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

It probably had distemper or some other disease.


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Re: Coons [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #27051553 - 11/22/20 06:32 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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I've always wondered if they taste good.:shrug: People eat squirrels, snakes, and rabbits etc..why not raccoons?




Raccoons carry a parasite that is deadly to other mammals. If you ingest the eggs they hatch inside your intestines and migrate into your flesh and organs. They like the eyes and brain. There is no treatment.



https://www.cdc.gov/parasites/baylisascaris/disease.html


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Re: Coons [Re: koods]
    #27051556 - 11/22/20 06:34 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Thats from too much trash juice


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Re: Coons [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #27051559 - 11/22/20 06:38 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Trash juice?


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Re: Coons [Re: koods]
    #27051608 - 11/22/20 07:22 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

...Christ, that looks terrible


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Re: Coons [Re: masspan]
    #27051626 - 11/22/20 07:37 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

The copy of "The Joy of Cooking" my family had when I was a kid had instructions for preparing raccoon.



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Re: Coons [Re: koods] * 1
    #27052264 - 11/22/20 01:29 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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koods said:
Trash juice?



Anyone who observes racoon in thier native habitat for any amount of time know they imbibe large amounts of garage juice from the bottom of various dumpsters for its intoxicating properties. Which is why you see the behavior like in the video you posted. Too much of the sauce you see. They become horrifically disturbed, ravenous, and distemper when dumpster drunk and have been now to dangerously attack when provoked. Still seeing these majestic creatures roaming this great land gives many of a sense of pride in the strength and freedom of this great nation. But what make a wild animal an American? The racoon have ancient claims to being a citizen. A true all American animal. God bless us all.


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Re: Coons [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #27052307 - 11/22/20 01:53 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

old 'hot' foods, rotting fruit, old donuts, random coffee and other liquids, all fermenting at the bottom of the dumpster

i bet this is worse than mace if you got sprayed in the mouth with some really ripe tj


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Re: Coons [Re: masspan]
    #27052314 - 11/22/20 01:57 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

They prefer many noxious chemical dumpsters aswell


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Re: Coons [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #27052320 - 11/22/20 02:00 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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CHeifM4sterDiezL said:
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koods said:
Trash juice?



Anyone who observes racoon in thier native habitat for any amount of time know they imbibe large amounts of garage juice from the bottom of various dumpsters for its intoxicating properties. Which is why you see the behavior like in the video you posted. Too much of the sauce you see. They become horrifically disturbed, ravenous, and distemper when dumpster drunk and have been now to dangerously attack when provoked. Still seeing these majestic creatures roaming this great land gives many of a sense of pride in the strength and freedom of this great nation. But what make a wild animal an American? The racoon have ancient claims to being a citizen. A true all American animal. God bless us all.



Oh I believe it, there definitely would be alcohol from fermenting fruit etc.


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