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I'm a fat chick magnet * 1
    #27049347 - 11/20/20 06:16 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

So I went out last night to my local pub/club. It's been maybe 6 months since I've been out and it all came flooding back as to why very quickly. Country town locals comprised of ferals, farmers and kids all out drinking and carrying on. It's entertaining enough to watch on occasion.

This time though I was being targetted by fat chicks. I don't know if it was because I wasn't trying to engage in the groups or what but every time I moved or sat still there was were these chicks surrounding me. Coming up and asking if I have their phone numbers and stuff like this. I'm pretty sure if I was into BBW's I could have had my own whale orgy last night.

I don't actually remember there being any quality looking women, come to think of it. Maybe I was hot property and didn't realise it. Men are so naive.


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Re: I'm a fat chick magnet [Re: Northerner]
    #27049352 - 11/20/20 06:18 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

I am fat but i have always had hot women:derdance:


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Re: I'm a fat chick magnet [Re: Texas Honey Badger] * 1
    #27049365 - 11/20/20 06:25 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

I don't mind a woman being fat as long as she has a pretty face


the best relationship you will ever have is when you get with a fat chick who most people would consider to be "dating down" for you, date her for a while, make her fall in love with you, then encourage her to lose weight by saying things like "because I love you and I want to live for a long time with you" and then when she gets in shape you'll have a significant other who is extremely grateful, loyal, and also good looking.


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Re: I'm a fat chick magnet [Re: morrowasted]
    #27049378 - 11/20/20 06:31 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Fuck that i have never fucked a fatty:smilingpuppy:


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Re: I'm a fat chick magnet [Re: Northerner]
    #27049379 - 11/20/20 06:32 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

#HumbleBrag :crankey:


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Re: I'm a fat chick magnet [Re: Amanita86]
    #27049388 - 11/20/20 06:37 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

I fucked a pregnant wife once but thats the closest i ever came to fucking a fatty:crankey:


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Re: I'm a fat chick magnet [Re: morrowasted]
    #27049390 - 11/20/20 06:38 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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morrowasted said:
I don't mind a woman being fat as long as she has a pretty face





Same. Big boobs and a big ass are a lot of fun. More rare that I find extremely obese women attractive though.


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Re: I'm a fat chick magnet [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #27049401 - 11/20/20 06:44 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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Spicemaster said:
I fucked a pregnant wife once but thats the closest i ever came to fucking a fatty:crankey:



My pregnant wifey loved a good knobbing.


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Re: I'm a fat chick magnet [Re: Northerner]
    #27049408 - 11/20/20 06:47 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Honestly dude since the places have been closed for so long I'd imagine a lot of singles are thirsty as fuck right now, especially singles who have a relatively harder time getting laid casually.


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Re: I'm a fat chick magnet [Re: morrowasted] * 1
    #27049411 - 11/20/20 06:50 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah man, the juices were flowing everywhere. You could have set up a slippy slide on the dancefloor.


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Re: I'm a fat chick magnet [Re: Northerner] * 2
    #27049414 - 11/20/20 06:53 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

They walked up to you with confidence, thinking you're well within their league. You should check yourself if you're looking down on them lol.


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Re: I'm a fat chick magnet [Re: tanuki] * 1
    #27049424 - 11/20/20 07:01 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Just telling it how it is.

Frankly I find your virtue signalling a piss weak attempt at denigrating my character. Fuck back off to Facebook if you want to do that shit.


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Re: I'm a fat chick magnet [Re: tanuki] * 2
    #27049431 - 11/20/20 07:06 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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They walked up to you with confidence, thinking you're well within their league. You should check yourself if you're looking down on them lol.



a woman who will walk up to you with confidence and obviously flirt with you will blindfold you, tie you down to the bedframe and sit on your face



do it man. especially with that blindfold on it makes no difference how she looks. but even without one it doesn't matter, if shes fat her belly will stick out past your face and you wont see anything

honestly man I'm pretty ripped but once I started fucking fat girls I never really went back. I tried but... it just wasnt the same. it's almost always more fun IME. the thirst is real. especially if you're a lot more attractive/in shape than they are- they will use the opportunity to fulfill as many of the fantasies that have been building up in their minds as you'll let them get away with. at that point you're not just a guy who is willing to scratch their 6month long itch, you're the guy they were fantasizing about even before the world shut down. they will tear you apart my dude. let them


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Re: I'm a fat chick magnet [Re: morrowasted]
    #27049437 - 11/20/20 07:12 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

I personally have no experience in these matters, but as a good friend once said “slap the thighs and ride the ripples!”


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Re: I'm a fat chick magnet [Re: Northerner]
    #27049439 - 11/20/20 07:13 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Could it be that your
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Northerner said:
So I went out last night to my local pub/club. It's been maybe 6 months since I've been out and it all came flooding back as to why very quickly. Country town locals comprised of ferals, farmers and kids all out drinking and carrying on. It's entertaining enough to watch on occasion.

This time though I was being targetted by fat chicks. I don't know if it was because I wasn't trying to engage in the groups or what but every time I moved or sat still there was were these chicks surrounding me. Coming up and asking if I have their phone numbers and stuff like this. I'm pretty sure if I was into BBW's I could have had my own whale orgy last night.

I don't actually remember there being any quality looking women, come to think of it. Maybe I was hot property and didn't realise it. Men are so naive.






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Re: I'm a fat chick magnet [Re: 1234go] * 2
    #27049459 - 11/20/20 07:26 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Just might be

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Re: I'm a fat chick magnet [Re: Northerner]
    #27049491 - 11/20/20 07:43 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

:cantarguewiththat:


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Re: I'm a fat chick magnet [Re: Northerner]
    #27049497 - 11/20/20 07:45 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Fattiesw fuck you real god cause they want you to call them back.

They'll do anything.

Great for testing fetishes.


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Re: I'm a fat chick magnet [Re: Patlal]
    #27049662 - 11/20/20 10:19 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

I would totally take a fat chick over a skinny chick any day. Skinny chicks need more chikkin wings and gumbo. Eerily like children, like I know they're grown women but I don't even want a partner who looks like a young girl.

:pedobear:


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Re: I'm a fat chick magnet [Re: Patlal]
    #27049669 - 11/20/20 10:36 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

My wife is fit and healthy looking, but before her I have been with fatties. I would almost always want a girl to be on the thicker side rather than being super skinny.

If I were the OP then I would have had that whale orgy for sure, especially if my other option was to be alone. Fatties need sexy time too. Give them sex, but be careful developing long-term relationships with them. If they can't take care of themselves then they won't be able to take care of much else.


OP, post up a pic and let the Shroomery judge who you should be with.


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