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OfflineCherk
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We are now recruiting for OTD
    #27042981 - 11/16/20 09:13 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Forum participation and activity is it and all time low.  We need new members.

To qualify:

You must have been to jail before
You want to fuck missycan


thats about it

please post your cover letter and resume here


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Re: We are now recruiting for OTD [Re: Cherk]
    #27042999 - 11/16/20 09:24 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

I would if I had the time :feelssadman:


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Re: We are now recruiting for OTD [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #27043260 - 11/17/20 04:04 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

I haven't been to jail before but there's someone in jail right now because of having fucked with me.

I don't want to fuck missycan but I'd like to take photos of her shit and compare them to those of her husband cause I believe foul play is involved.

Is that enough? :rainbowcloud:




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Re: We are now recruiting for OTD [Re: Asante]
    #27043306 - 11/17/20 05:40 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
I haven't been to jail before but there's someone in jail right now because of having fucked with me.

I don't want to fuck missycan but I'd like to take photos of her shit and compare them to those of her husband cause I believe foul play is involved.

Is that enough? :rainbowcloud:






Why is somebody in jail for ‘fucking’ with you?


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Re: We are now recruiting for OTD [Re: lowbrow]
    #27043468 - 11/17/20 08:38 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Threatening and extorting a large sum of money a few years ago.

Serial crooks hopping around Europe like locusts, a gang shaking out people. Not drug users or even dealers but hardenened criminals, people you'd wouldnt mind someone breaking a baseball bat on.

Most of them are caught and being processed as we speak and the courts have every intention of getting my money back, if only to make it harder on them.

It was hard for them tracing back people who were duped who wouldnt back down to add to the case. I'm not backing down, and as I understand a few others aren't too so their bitch asses are getting ATM'd like they used to do to elderly and single people for God knows how long.

Fuck those guys, preferably with an unlubricated nightstick.


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Re: We are now recruiting for OTD [Re: Asante] * 2
    #27043491 - 11/17/20 08:57 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

I wish Missycan would fuck me:crankey:


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Re: We are now recruiting for OTD [Re: Texas Honey Badger] * 1
    #27043496 - 11/17/20 09:00 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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Spicemaster said:
I wish Missycan would fuck me:crankey:



Lmao I'm assuming that is your wife? That makes your comment extra funny :lolsy:


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Re: We are now recruiting for OTD [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #27043669 - 11/17/20 10:54 AM (3 years, 2 months ago)

ahab should marry misstcan's daughter and be your son.


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Re: We are now recruiting for OTD [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #27043824 - 11/17/20 12:46 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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Spicemaster said:
I wish Missycan would fuck me:crankey:



Oh she will...financially, at least.


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Re: We are now recruiting for OTD [Re: Enlil] * 2
    #27043914 - 11/17/20 01:44 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

She already does that:cryaboutit:


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Re: We are now recruiting for OTD [Re: Asante]
    #27044310 - 11/17/20 05:58 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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Asante said:
Threatening and extorting a large sum of money a few years ago.

Serial crooks hopping around Europe like locusts, a gang shaking out people. Not drug users or even dealers but hardenened criminals, people you'd wouldnt mind someone breaking a baseball bat on.

Most of them are caught and being processed as we speak and the courts have every intention of getting my money back, if only to make it harder on them.

It was hard for them tracing back people who were duped who wouldnt back down to add to the case. I'm not backing down, and as I understand a few others aren't too so their bitch asses are getting ATM'd like they used to do to elderly and single people for God knows how long.

Fuck those guys, preferably with an unlubricated nightstick.




European mafia?


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Re: We are now recruiting for OTD [Re: lowbrow]
    #27044337 - 11/17/20 06:21 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Nothing with the style and class of the Italian mafia.

An opportunistic gang of criminal personalities with no loyalty to anything but getting more money.

A boevenbende = "gang of thugs" originating from several nationalities.

If I hadn't been cucked by a hard MXE session I was in the throes of at the time it wouldnt have played out like it went. I was overwhelmed when psychologically vulnerable.

The thought that some of them spent several months in custody already gives me a sense of satifaction. If I could waive the repayment in exchange for them spending a few more years behind bars I'd have to think about it.

I wouldnt mind their unsavoury personalities clashing with some of the more direct inmates of the violent offender row they likely are on.

Fucking cancel their next court appearance due to extensive dental surgery. I have patience. I wouldnt mind the "all cocky and no balls" guys get an exchange with the "no words but actions" longterm inmates.







They have been mostly preying on elderly people, handicapped people and other people who happened to be at a less resilient point in their lives. Dishonorable, despicable in a nonpolitical sense, scum.


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Re: We are now recruiting for OTD [Re: Asante]
    #27044355 - 11/17/20 06:27 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

The longer you hang out in OTD the farther you stray from God's light.


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Re: We are now recruiting for OTD [Re: viraldrome]
    #27044375 - 11/17/20 06:36 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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The longer you hang out in OTD the farther you stray from God's light.





Gods Light is balanced by God's Darkness.

God speaks with me in part because I let him come like he is, the light and the dark of it, without having to pretend to be all shiny and goodie. We talk about why he did things like 9/11 and auschwitz and in deep meditation states he gave me the opportunity to personify people caught up in the worst atrocities life had to offer - with the caveat he doesn;t traumatize me beyond the moment and we go at lengths about the why of atrocity.

I know what nerve gas and zyklon smell like, how mustard gas burns feel, what it was like to be almost directly under the bomb in downtown hiroshima thanks to him. Bad trips and then some but very valuablre lessons vabout suffering were learned.

I get it now, how its intended and the meaning of it beyond life and death.

We embark on nicer things now, suffering is understood and forgiven now.

I understand now why people are subjected to unspeakably horrendous things and why these are necessary. God nor I enjoy them but he deems it necessary if he can send the nukes flying with my blessing.

Much as I love life and want to become 100 years old, if he materializes a 500 magnum in my lap, a supernatural event so that I know its him, and he asks me to blow my brains out I will ask him whether he is serious that that is his wish and if it is - blammo-

But not without the supernatural event of materializing the firearm in front of me. That's something only he can do so I know I'm not having some sort of psychological episode.

But we have lots of safety agreements in place, I can override his strictest wish at any time if I feel like it without any repercussions and he will lay off then. One of them is that I will not be asked to take any sort of life ever, including my own, since my one and only red rooster sacrifice for christmas dinner where I earned credibility as a meat eater and religious person by a slaughter for food in the name of God - so that will not happen.

But just saying, if its truly He, He can take me and I will go voluntarily.


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Re: We are now recruiting for OTD [Re: viraldrome]
    #27044401 - 11/17/20 06:49 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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The longer you hang out in OTD the farther you stray from God's light.



The further the better,  IMO.


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Re: We are now recruiting for OTD [Re: Enlil]
    #27044418 - 11/17/20 07:00 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

Enlil, academic question, if it didnt mess you up, would you find it interesting in a waking dream state brought forth by meditation or drugs, or some technological artifice, to experience the extremes of the human experience where it comes to Darkness, both or either side of the power dynamic?

Would that interest you if you by drug or meditation, or technology could vividly experience such a dream state if it taught you valuable insights into the nature of things by seeing some of the stuff you see in court and way beyond, enacted in a controlled and safe daydream like sequence, to get a better understanding?

No God mumbo jumbo needed, or drugs up the ass, just a safe control;led way to simulate experiencing these things to come to a better understanding of either side of the experience of having expoerienced them in a simulated, safe way.

Would that be a thing you'd shy away from, or would be curious about experience that, if such were available to you?

It isnt - but suppose it was.


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Re: We are now recruiting for OTD [Re: Asante] * 1
    #27044424 - 11/17/20 07:03 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

.....can I have the unsafe method with maximum god? :awehigh:


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Re: We are now recruiting for OTD [Re: Asante] * 1
    #27044429 - 11/17/20 07:05 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

I'm almost always open to new experiences. This is particularly true if they can offer perspective significantly different than my own.


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Re: We are now recruiting for OTD [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #27044430 - 11/17/20 07:10 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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.....can I have the unsafe method with maximum god? :awehigh:




I did, can recommend :grin:

The fucking things I underwent and did man, wow.




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Re: We are now recruiting for OTD [Re: Enlil]
    #27044433 - 11/17/20 07:13 PM (3 years, 2 months ago)

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I'm almost always open to new experiences. This is particularly true if they can offer perspective significantly different than my own.





Exactly what I thought, you like me, different as we are, would have no such taboo if it taught us genuinely novel insights - provided it was sufficiently safe to engage in, without endangerment of the self or other, in simulation.

Both of us build a worldview by seeking confrontation of our worldview with experiences that are novel to see whether "will it blend" or that our current constr8uct needs adjusting.

We enjoy experiences that prove us wrong to further sharpen the sword of our understanding, many just seek validation of where they are.

Thats rational.


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