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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Yeetusdeetus]
    #27020425 - 11/03/20 10:18 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

...fine, here's your ID, you still have to ask Ima though


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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: masspan]
    #27020438 - 11/03/20 10:27 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

:justcantwait:


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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
    #27020725 - 11/04/20 04:55 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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Spicemaster said:
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Asante said:
But did you vote for the SHIT KING 2020 ?



It is the closest race in the history of shroomery elections
We got a tie between Asante n Paw:derfase:
Clicky and go Vote Paw now:cheer:





You may have bowltroll but my shit looks like a barely lit Orc outhouse in the Mines of Moria where dysentry rules :lol:


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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #27021286 - 11/04/20 11:38 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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tyrannicalrex said:
How about tax the super rich fairly, legalize abortions to as many as they want no matter what, tax the god damn churches according to their wealth like the rich, life in prison for child molesters on the 1st offense if the kid is under a certain age (maybe 14?), or just life for doing it, cap pro sports players salaries at 1 mill and tax the wealthy more and eliminate loopholes in laws that let them get away with not paying, outlaw combustion engines and pour money into wind and sun energy, make cannabis de-federalized and 100% legal and completely take it off any scheduling and use it for fuel, textiles, and other things it can be used for...




Definitely taxing churches, I forgot to mention that earlier! All drugs are legalized, so no worries about weed. Tax loopholes, gone.

Combustion engines though...I dunno about that one. I think we can make electric and solar more affordable and widespread and the demand will shift by itself.


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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #27021289 - 11/04/20 11:41 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Maybe you can switch from internal combustion engines to external combustion engines  :awetongue:


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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Yeetusdeetus]
    #27021291 - 11/04/20 11:42 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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In the hypothetical event where a squad designated for the task of administering death were to be formed, I would like to hypothetically submit my application for said employment opportunity




If such a squad were to exist, you could hypothetically consider yourself hired.


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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Asante]
    #27021292 - 11/04/20 11:43 AM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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Asante said:
Maybe you can switch from internal combustion engines to external combustion engines  :awetongue:




I've done that before, they don't tend to work so good after that.


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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #27021764 - 11/04/20 04:03 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Imagine the body of a car being the solar panel(s) that run it!


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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #27021777 - 11/04/20 04:12 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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Imagine the body of a car being the solar panel(s) that run it!





Not enough power.


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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #27021797 - 11/04/20 04:21 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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Ima Trooper said:
Combustion engines though...I dunno about that one. I think we can make electric and solar more affordable and widespread and the demand will shift by itself.



I would never vote for someone that wanted to take my engines away from me.

There's pretty much nothing in this world I'm as passionate about as a roaring, fire breathing, flame spitting engine that pushes me across the planet at speeds that make my head spin.


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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #27021833 - 11/04/20 04:38 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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Jokeshopbeard said:
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Ima Trooper said:
Combustion engines though...I dunno about that one. I think we can make electric and solar more affordable and widespread and the demand will shift by itself.



I would never vote for someone that wanted to take my engines away from me.

There's pretty much nothing in this world I'm as passionate about as a roaring, fire breathing, flame spitting engine that pushes me across the planet at speeds that make my head spin.




Which is exactly why I'm not oulawing them. I also love me some screaming horsepower.

I'm the moderate that bridges the gap. I want a Tesla because 0-60 in WTF, but I'll never take people's guns, engines, and drugs, and gay marriage away from them.


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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #27021835 - 11/04/20 04:40 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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Asante said:
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tyrannicalrex said:
Imagine the body of a car being the solar panel(s) that run it!





Not enough power.



Not yet!

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Jokeshopbeard said:
Quote:

Ima Trooper said:
Combustion engines though...I dunno about that one. I think we can make electric and solar more affordable and widespread and the demand will shift by itself.



I would never vote for someone that wanted to take my engines away from me.

There's pretty much nothing in this world I'm as passionate about as a roaring, fire breathing, flame spitting engine that pushes me across the planet at speeds that make my head spin.





My uncle has a country place
That no one knows about
He says it used to be a farm
Before the Motor Law
And now on Sundays, I elude the eyes
And hop the turbine freight
To far outside the wire where my
White-haired uncle waits
Jump to the ground as the turbo slows
To cross the borderline
Run like the wind as excitement shivers
Up and down my spine
But down in his barn
My uncle preserved for me
An old machine
For fifty-odd years
To keep it as new
Has been his dearest dream
I strip away the old debris
That hides a shining car
A brilliant Red Barchetta
From a better vanished time
We'll fire up the willing engine
Responding with a roar
Tires spitting gravel
I commit my weekly crime
Wind
In my hair
Shifting and drifting
Mechanical music
Adrenaline surge
Well-oiled leather
Hot metal and oil
The scented country air
Sunlight on chrome
The blur of the landscape
Every nerve aware
Suddenly ahead of me
Across the mountainside
A gleaming alloy air-car
Shoots towards me two lanes wide
Oh, I spin around with shrieking tires
To run the deadly race
Go screaming through the valley
As another joins the chase
Ride like the wind
Straining the limits
Of machine and man
Laughing out loud with fear and hope
I've got a desperate plan
At the one-lane bridge
I leave the giants stranded
At the riverside
Race back to the farm
To dream with my uncle
At the fireside


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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #27021840 - 11/04/20 04:41 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

A lot of newer internal combustion sports cars play fake engine sounds through the speakers


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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Yeetusdeetus]
    #27021847 - 11/04/20 04:47 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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Yeetusdeetus said:
A lot of newer internal combustion sports cars play fake engine sounds through the speakers



LOL, I'd rather feed my penis to a rabid goat.


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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #27021881 - 11/04/20 05:06 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

A chalk sack wielding death squad would never be able to sneak up on political opposition in anything but a prius


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