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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Yeetusdeetus]
#27020425 - 11/03/20 10:18 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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...fine, here's your ID, you still have to ask Ima though
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: masspan]
#27020438 - 11/03/20 10:27 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Asante
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Asante said: But did you vote for the SHIT KING 2020 ?
It is the closest race in the history of shroomery elections We got a tie between Asante n Paw Clicky and go Vote Paw now
You may have bowltroll but my shit looks like a barely lit Orc outhouse in the Mines of Moria where dysentry rules
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Ima Trooper
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tyrannicalrex said: How about tax the super rich fairly, legalize abortions to as many as they want no matter what, tax the god damn churches according to their wealth like the rich, life in prison for child molesters on the 1st offense if the kid is under a certain age (maybe 14?), or just life for doing it, cap pro sports players salaries at 1 mill and tax the wealthy more and eliminate loopholes in laws that let them get away with not paying, outlaw combustion engines and pour money into wind and sun energy, make cannabis de-federalized and 100% legal and completely take it off any scheduling and use it for fuel, textiles, and other things it can be used for...
Definitely taxing churches, I forgot to mention that earlier! All drugs are legalized, so no worries about weed. Tax loopholes, gone.
Combustion engines though...I dunno about that one. I think we can make electric and solar more affordable and widespread and the demand will shift by itself.
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Asante
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Ima Trooper]
#27021289 - 11/04/20 11:41 AM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Maybe you can switch from internal combustion engines to external combustion engines
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Ima Trooper
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Yeetusdeetus]
#27021291 - 11/04/20 11:42 AM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeetusdeetus said: In the hypothetical event where a squad designated for the task of administering death were to be formed, I would like to hypothetically submit my application for said employment opportunity
If such a squad were to exist, you could hypothetically consider yourself hired.
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Ima Trooper
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Asante]
#27021292 - 11/04/20 11:43 AM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Asante said: Maybe you can switch from internal combustion engines to external combustion engines 
I've done that before, they don't tend to work so good after that.
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Ima Trooper]
#27021764 - 11/04/20 04:03 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Imagine the body of a car being the solar panel(s) that run it!
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Asante
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tyrannicalrex said: Imagine the body of a car being the solar panel(s) that run it!
Not enough power.
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Jokeshopbeard
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Ima Trooper]
#27021797 - 11/04/20 04:21 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ima Trooper said: Combustion engines though...I dunno about that one. I think we can make electric and solar more affordable and widespread and the demand will shift by itself.
I would never vote for someone that wanted to take my engines away from me.
There's pretty much nothing in this world I'm as passionate about as a roaring, fire breathing, flame spitting engine that pushes me across the planet at speeds that make my head spin.
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Ima Trooper said: Combustion engines though...I dunno about that one. I think we can make electric and solar more affordable and widespread and the demand will shift by itself.
I would never vote for someone that wanted to take my engines away from me.
There's pretty much nothing in this world I'm as passionate about as a roaring, fire breathing, flame spitting engine that pushes me across the planet at speeds that make my head spin.
Which is exactly why I'm not oulawing them. I also love me some screaming horsepower.
I'm the moderate that bridges the gap. I want a Tesla because 0-60 in WTF, but I'll never take people's guns, engines, and drugs, and gay marriage away from them.
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Asante said:
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tyrannicalrex said: Imagine the body of a car being the solar panel(s) that run it!
Not enough power.
Not yet!
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Ima Trooper said: Combustion engines though...I dunno about that one. I think we can make electric and solar more affordable and widespread and the demand will shift by itself.
I would never vote for someone that wanted to take my engines away from me.
There's pretty much nothing in this world I'm as passionate about as a roaring, fire breathing, flame spitting engine that pushes me across the planet at speeds that make my head spin.
My uncle has a country place That no one knows about He says it used to be a farm Before the Motor Law And now on Sundays, I elude the eyes And hop the turbine freight To far outside the wire where my White-haired uncle waits Jump to the ground as the turbo slows To cross the borderline Run like the wind as excitement shivers Up and down my spine But down in his barn My uncle preserved for me An old machine For fifty-odd years To keep it as new Has been his dearest dream I strip away the old debris That hides a shining car A brilliant Red Barchetta From a better vanished time We'll fire up the willing engine Responding with a roar Tires spitting gravel I commit my weekly crime Wind In my hair Shifting and drifting Mechanical music Adrenaline surge Well-oiled leather Hot metal and oil The scented country air Sunlight on chrome The blur of the landscape Every nerve aware Suddenly ahead of me Across the mountainside A gleaming alloy air-car Shoots towards me two lanes wide Oh, I spin around with shrieking tires To run the deadly race Go screaming through the valley As another joins the chase Ride like the wind Straining the limits Of machine and man Laughing out loud with fear and hope I've got a desperate plan At the one-lane bridge I leave the giants stranded At the riverside Race back to the farm To dream with my uncle At the fireside
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A lot of newer internal combustion sports cars play fake engine sounds through the speakers
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Yeetusdeetus]
#27021847 - 11/04/20 04:47 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeetusdeetus said: A lot of newer internal combustion sports cars play fake engine sounds through the speakers
LOL, I'd rather feed my penis to a rabid goat.
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