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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Northerner]
#27019712 - 11/03/20 03:20 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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for the record i will not be 'speaking my mind' or bringing any kind of 'wave' except when i salute you and fall to the ground trembling in awe
i will be known as Sheep Zero, but in a strong way
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: masspan]
#27019737 - 11/03/20 03:29 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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I like your style Chief Eggburt Overseer!
I especially like the wage cap to even out the monerific distribution in the world. Maybe cap a little higher though; even $10 million just to keep people incentivized.
Definitely, no one needs this:
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Northerner]
#27019760 - 11/03/20 03:51 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Northerner said: 75% tax over 1 mil is a perfectly reasonable figure Chief Overseer Trooper. What I'd suggest we do as well is hand out public recognition awards to those people who contribute great amounts above the high tax threshold, so despite not getting the money they can appear as champions of the people. That should satisfy them.
We could also enforce population control through public service. Rather than trying to legislate how much people can and can't breed we put them to work for everyone. This can also apply for people who leave family units to the detriment of their children, and society in general. So for each child over the maximum 2 per couple or for every child that is left in a broken home the citizen must perform 2 weeks of public service per year until the child reaches the age of majority. This will also curb public infrastructure, maintenance and building costs significantly.
What do you think of my suggestions Chief Overseer Trooper?
Excellent addition to the tax issue!
The children issue is tricky, mostly because it takes two to have a baby, but the couple doesn't have to stay together...it also starts getting tricky keeping track of everyone and then there's the DNA tests we'd have to do...I'm really starting to lean towards free, high quality education from 1st grade through college. It is tempting to tax people for being stupid but (and there are a lot of factors here) it ends up being mostly a tax on poor people. This is one of the issues I have with the current system, where it's MORE expensive to be poor than it is to be rich.
So good news for everyone who was worried about forced abortions and such, we won't institute that unless we see that education fails.
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Ima Trooper]
#27019767 - 11/03/20 03:54 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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slogan could be 'Fat Stupid & Pregnant' with a slash through it, something people can feel comfortable with and rally around
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Ima Trooper
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: nooneman]
#27019776 - 11/03/20 03:59 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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nooneman said: I don't support your platform, if I want to eat a giant bacon cheeseburger that's going to give me a heart attack that is my god given right as a freedom loving american god damn it 
That's an understandable stance to take. I also love giant bacon burgers, but if everyone has to support the cost of your likely health issues, it's hard to see a way around that.
Maybe once a month a national holiday of feasting where all bets are off?
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Ima Trooper] 1
#27019779 - 11/03/20 04:03 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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wait, so there's going to be feast related betting? could this be a new tradition where average weight, but fairly stupid people, eat to the point of a health crisis and people bet on the outcome? are you allowed to have an additional child if you already have one pegged for this competition, just in case, as backup?
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Northerner]
#27019787 - 11/03/20 04:10 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Northerner said: Death squads seem perfectly reasonable for organised opposition Chief Overseer. I think if we want to have a successful fascist state go from fledgling to imperial rule we will be better off just "disappearing" most antagonists before they are able to garner support.
Back to the fat kids though. Soylent green or supersoldiers? Maybe reconditioning will work if they're not too far gone. Parents of fat kids will obviously also need to attend reconditioning, as well as public service for their crime against society.
I would be more inclined toward the supersoldier route since soylent green grosses me out.
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: masspan] 1
#27019788 - 11/03/20 04:11 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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masspan said: slogan could be 'Fat Stupid & Pregnant' with a slash through it, something people can feel comfortable with and rally around
That's fantastic, I love it.
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Ima Trooper]
#27020336 - 11/03/20 09:23 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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How about tax the super rich fairly, legalize abortions to as many as they want no matter what, tax the god damn churches according to their wealth like the rich, life in prison for child molesters on the 1st offense if the kid is under a certain age (maybe 14?), or just life for doing it, cap pro sports players salaries at 1 mill and tax the wealthy more and eliminate loopholes in laws that let them get away with not paying, outlaw combustion engines and pour money into wind and sun energy, make cannabis de-federalized and 100% legal and completely take it off any scheduling and use it for fuel, textiles, and other things it can be used for...
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(...sshhh don't, theres a squad)
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: masspan]
#27020360 - 11/03/20 09:35 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Loiter squad? Death squad? Mod squad?
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(...just, you know, there's a 'squad')
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: masspan]
#27020371 - 11/03/20 09:39 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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(exactly...it's not a game anyone wants to play and lose)
heeyyyy
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: masspan]
#27020390 - 11/03/20 09:51 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Well tell me more, morebread.
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: masspan]
#27020391 - 11/03/20 09:51 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Can I be on the death squad? I have ninja stars and a couple pillowcases we can fill with potatoes or chalk or something
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Yeetusdeetus]
#27020393 - 11/03/20 09:52 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Pillow case with cue balls!
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Yeetusdeetus]
#27020395 - 11/03/20 09:53 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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there isn't one (ask Ima, it's his thing, and stop drawing attention)
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: masspan]
#27020404 - 11/03/20 10:02 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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In the hypothetical event where a squad designated for the task of administering death were to be formed, I would like to hypothetically submit my application for said employment opportunity
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Asante] 1
#27020412 - 11/03/20 10:05 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Asante said: But did you vote for the SHIT KING 2020 ?
It is the closest race in the history of shroomery elections We got a tie between Asante n Paw Clicky and go Vote Paw now
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