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Ima Trooper for President 2024 1
#27019272 - 11/03/20 12:11 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm just getting a start on rolling out my platform.
All drugs are legal and taxed. All prisoners currently incarcerated for non-violent drug offenses are freed. Money saved from keeping them locked up and from drug sales goes to harm reduction.
Any legal, consenting adult can marry any other legal, consenting adult. Your first marriage license is normal cost, but the second is $500 and it doubles each time after that to keep you from continually making bad choices.
Basic income for everyone based on cost of living per area. You can live on it, but that's about it. Want more? Get out there and contribute, you lazy hippy!
In order to get a gun permit, you must complete a comprehensive safety training course. That's the only restriction. Oh and open carry is illegal. Shut up, no one cares. Scared of other people having guns? Free counselling, and/or get yourself a gun. Sorry, it's America, no one can close Pandora's box, it's been open a long time.
Each person is allowed to have 1 child per lifetime. You can foster or adopt as many as you want though. But you don't get to claim children as dependents.
Reallllllly gonna crack down on what's available to eat in this country. Portion sizes are going way the fuck down. Fuck the opioid epidemic, the obesity epidemic is what is costing our country everything. If your kids are fat, you don't get them anymore.
Here's a big one: free health care and mental health care for everyone.
How am I paying for this fascist utopia, you ask? Easy. Individual income is capped at $1 million per year. Anything over that is straight up confiscated. If you can't live well on $1 million per year, well, I don't know what to tell ya. Maybe budget better.
Throw some questions my way, I'll let you know how my new world order will handle it. What are some hot topics for you?
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Ima Trooper]
#27019284 - 11/03/20 12:17 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Abortion?
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: ModularMind]
#27019296 - 11/03/20 12:24 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sounds like forced abortion, no?
This platform started out OK then got (admittedly)fascist.
Odd... free to consume drugs, but overeating will be illegal? You'll take away fat kids but what about reefer smoking kids. Will you take those as well. And where do all these fat kids go? Starvation camps? Do they get to wear stars when they sign in?
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: ModularMind]
#27019303 - 11/03/20 12:26 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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ModularMind said: Abortion?
Totally legal, but on the second you get your tubes tied.
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: iggycrop]
#27019313 - 11/03/20 12:31 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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iggycrop said: Sounds like forced abortion, no?
This platform started out OK then got (admittedly)fascist.
Odd... free to consume drugs, but overeating will be illegal? You'll take away fat kids but what about reefer smoking kids. Will you take those as well. And where do all these fat kids go? Starvation camps? Do they get to wear stars when they sign in?
Reefer doesn't cost the government money. Fat kids will lose the weight when their diet improves after being taken away, no need to punish them. There will obviously be a lot of education needed, and they won't be taken away just because they are fat. But if their fatness keeps increasing despite multiple trainings given to them and their parents, yeah, then they get to be wards of the state.
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Ima Trooper]
#27019318 - 11/03/20 12:34 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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U get my vote
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Ima Trooper]
#27019334 - 11/03/20 12:46 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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So what happens when 50% of the population decides not to breed and the other 50% of the population can only have 1 child? Who will pay the taxes for universal healthcare and basic wage when the current generation retires and 50% of people are on welfare? Then a generation after that when the same thing happens again? Guaranteed to lead to societal collapse given enough time.
Will the unrepentant fat kids be turned into soylent green? Or just trained from a young age as super soldiers?
Why restrict people from earning more money when you can just tax at a high rate. If you confiscate it all people won't bother to try and earn it, they'll stay home and take every legal high.(which will be all of them) What sort of government doesn't like money?
Why are marriages an issue? People just won't get married if you restrict it. Or there will be informal marriages not recognised by the state. Broken homes are the cultural and societal issue, not the institution of marriage.
If you're going to install a fascist utopia the plan at least has to be good on paper bro.
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Gypsy Boy]
#27019341 - 11/03/20 12:47 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Gypsy Boy said: U get my vote
Thank you for your support.
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Northerner] 1
#27019348 - 11/03/20 12:52 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Northerner said: So what happens when 50% of the population decides not to breed and the other 50% of the population can only have 1 child? Who will pay the taxes for universal healthcare and basic wage when the current generation retires and 50% of people are on welfare? Then a generation after that when the same thing happens again? Guaranteed to lead to societal collapse given enough time.
Will the unrepentant fat kids be turned into soylent green? Or just trained from a young age as super soldiers?
Why restrict people from earning more money when you can just tax at a high rate. If you confiscate it all people won't bother to try and earn it, they'll stay home and take every legal high.(which will be all of them) What sort of government doesn't like money?
Why are marriages an issue? People just won't get married if you restrict it. Or there will be informal marriages not recognised by the state. Broken homes are the cultural and societal issue, not the institution of marriage.
If you're going to install a fascist utopia the plan at least has to be good on paper bro.
Great points, you're going to be my vice president, or chief advisor, or something. I'm hazy on the details, but it's gonna be great for almost everyone. Actually, that's my campaign slogan:
"It'll be great for almost everyone!"
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Ima Trooper]
#27019355 - 11/03/20 12:55 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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"It'll be great hazy for almost everyone!"
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Northerner]
#27019358 - 11/03/20 12:56 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Northerner said: So what happens when 50% of the population decides not to breed and the other 50% of the population can only have 1 child? Who will pay the taxes for universal healthcare and basic wage when the current generation retires and 50% of people are on welfare? Then a generation after that when the same thing happens again? Guaranteed to lead to societal collapse given enough time.
Will the unrepentant fat kids be turned into soylent green? Or just trained from a young age as super soldiers?
Why restrict people from earning more money when you can just tax at a high rate. If you confiscate it all people won't bother to try and earn it, they'll stay home and take every legal high.(which will be all of them) What sort of government doesn't like money?
Why are marriages an issue? People just won't get married if you restrict it. Or there will be informal marriages not recognised by the state. Broken homes are the cultural and societal issue, not the institution of marriage.
If you're going to install a fascist utopia the plan at least has to be good on paper bro.
Chief Advisor Northerner, how would you address the birth control issue you brought up? The goal is to not die out as a society, but also to address the issue of people having way too many kids. Perhaps we can be a little less fascist and instead pour an obscene amount of money into education?
I feel like there are enough religious people who would insist on marriage that the country could make some money off of them.
The tax is a good point, maybe 75% of everything after $1 mil?
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Ima Trooper]
#27019361 - 11/03/20 12:57 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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lol with the exception of your fat kids policy, i am in, where were you 6 months ago?
and although it is a tempting thought, capping salaries at $1 million would likely never fly
everything else sounds pretty reasonable to me, will you be using your avatar for your posters? and how are you going to keep your opponent from bringing attention to your membership here?!? i don't know if the world is ready for you
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: ModularMind]
#27019362 - 11/03/20 12:57 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ima Trooper said:
"It'll be great hazy for almost everyone!"
With the amount of legal weed being smoked, yeah, probably.
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: masspan]
#27019368 - 11/03/20 12:59 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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masspan said: lol with the exception of your fat kids policy, i am in, where were you 6 months ago?
and although it is a tempting thought, capping salaries at $1 million would likely never fly
everything else sounds pretty reasonable to me, will you be using your avatar for your posters? and how are you going to keep your opponent from bringing attention to your membership here?!? i don't know if the world is ready for you

Death squads for all who oppose me. Wait, hang on. Northerner, what are your thoughts? You need to temper my fascist "eat your vegetables or I'll kill you...either way they're good for you" nature.
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Ima Trooper]
#27019384 - 11/03/20 01:04 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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lol, you are doing a great job, i will write you a letter every week saying so 
(...but you need to play that death squad stuff close to the vest, it's ok to have them, just not to be associated with them, the whole 'i have no recollection, Senator' schtick)
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: masspan]
#27019589 - 11/03/20 02:29 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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75% tax over 1 mil is a perfectly reasonable figure Chief Overseer Trooper. What I'd suggest we do as well is hand out public recognition awards to those people who contribute great amounts above the high tax threshold, so despite not getting the money they can appear as champions of the people. That should satisfy them.
We could also enforce population control through public service. Rather than trying to legislate how much people can and can't breed we put them to work for everyone. This can also apply for people who leave family units to the detriment of their children, and society in general. So for each child over the maximum 2 per couple or for every child that is left in a broken home the citizen must perform 2 weeks of public service per year until the child reaches the age of majority. This will also curb public infrastructure, maintenance and building costs significantly.
What do you think of my suggestions Chief Overseer Trooper?
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Ima Trooper]
#27019605 - 11/03/20 02:36 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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But did you vote for the SHIT KING 2020 ?
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Ima Trooper] 2
#27019633 - 11/03/20 02:49 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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I don't support your platform, if I want to eat a giant bacon cheeseburger that's going to give me a heart attack that is my god given right as a freedom loving american god damn it
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: nooneman]
#27019637 - 11/03/20 02:51 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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I would suspect a vegan agenda but there’s no way we wouldn’t have heard about it by now.
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Ima Trooper]
#27019648 - 11/03/20 02:56 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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masspan said: lol with the exception of your fat kids policy, i am in, where were you 6 months ago?
and although it is a tempting thought, capping salaries at $1 million would likely never fly
everything else sounds pretty reasonable to me, will you be using your avatar for your posters? and how are you going to keep your opponent from bringing attention to your membership here?!? i don't know if the world is ready for you

Death squads for all who oppose me. Wait, hang on. Northerner, what are your thoughts? You need to temper my fascist "eat your vegetables or I'll kill you...either way they're good for you" nature.
Death squads seem perfectly reasonable for organised opposition Chief Overseer. I think if we want to have a successful fascist state go from fledgling to imperial rule we will be better off just "disappearing" most antagonists before they are able to garner support.
Back to the fat kids though. Soylent green or supersoldiers? Maybe reconditioning will work if they're not too far gone. Parents of fat kids will obviously also need to attend reconditioning, as well as public service for their crime against society.
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Northerner]
#27019712 - 11/03/20 03:20 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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for the record i will not be 'speaking my mind' or bringing any kind of 'wave' except when i salute you and fall to the ground trembling in awe
i will be known as Sheep Zero, but in a strong way
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: masspan]
#27019737 - 11/03/20 03:29 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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I like your style Chief Eggburt Overseer!
I especially like the wage cap to even out the monerific distribution in the world. Maybe cap a little higher though; even $10 million just to keep people incentivized.
Definitely, no one needs this:
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Northerner]
#27019760 - 11/03/20 03:51 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Northerner said: 75% tax over 1 mil is a perfectly reasonable figure Chief Overseer Trooper. What I'd suggest we do as well is hand out public recognition awards to those people who contribute great amounts above the high tax threshold, so despite not getting the money they can appear as champions of the people. That should satisfy them.
We could also enforce population control through public service. Rather than trying to legislate how much people can and can't breed we put them to work for everyone. This can also apply for people who leave family units to the detriment of their children, and society in general. So for each child over the maximum 2 per couple or for every child that is left in a broken home the citizen must perform 2 weeks of public service per year until the child reaches the age of majority. This will also curb public infrastructure, maintenance and building costs significantly.
What do you think of my suggestions Chief Overseer Trooper?
Excellent addition to the tax issue!
The children issue is tricky, mostly because it takes two to have a baby, but the couple doesn't have to stay together...it also starts getting tricky keeping track of everyone and then there's the DNA tests we'd have to do...I'm really starting to lean towards free, high quality education from 1st grade through college. It is tempting to tax people for being stupid but (and there are a lot of factors here) it ends up being mostly a tax on poor people. This is one of the issues I have with the current system, where it's MORE expensive to be poor than it is to be rich.
So good news for everyone who was worried about forced abortions and such, we won't institute that unless we see that education fails.
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Ima Trooper]
#27019767 - 11/03/20 03:54 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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slogan could be 'Fat Stupid & Pregnant' with a slash through it, something people can feel comfortable with and rally around
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: nooneman]
#27019776 - 11/03/20 03:59 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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nooneman said: I don't support your platform, if I want to eat a giant bacon cheeseburger that's going to give me a heart attack that is my god given right as a freedom loving american god damn it 
That's an understandable stance to take. I also love giant bacon burgers, but if everyone has to support the cost of your likely health issues, it's hard to see a way around that.
Maybe once a month a national holiday of feasting where all bets are off?
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wait, so there's going to be feast related betting? could this be a new tradition where average weight, but fairly stupid people, eat to the point of a health crisis and people bet on the outcome? are you allowed to have an additional child if you already have one pegged for this competition, just in case, as backup?
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Northerner]
#27019787 - 11/03/20 04:10 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Northerner said: Death squads seem perfectly reasonable for organised opposition Chief Overseer. I think if we want to have a successful fascist state go from fledgling to imperial rule we will be better off just "disappearing" most antagonists before they are able to garner support.
Back to the fat kids though. Soylent green or supersoldiers? Maybe reconditioning will work if they're not too far gone. Parents of fat kids will obviously also need to attend reconditioning, as well as public service for their crime against society.
I would be more inclined toward the supersoldier route since soylent green grosses me out.
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: masspan] 1
#27019788 - 11/03/20 04:11 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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masspan said: slogan could be 'Fat Stupid & Pregnant' with a slash through it, something people can feel comfortable with and rally around
That's fantastic, I love it.
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Ima Trooper]
#27020336 - 11/03/20 09:23 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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How about tax the super rich fairly, legalize abortions to as many as they want no matter what, tax the god damn churches according to their wealth like the rich, life in prison for child molesters on the 1st offense if the kid is under a certain age (maybe 14?), or just life for doing it, cap pro sports players salaries at 1 mill and tax the wealthy more and eliminate loopholes in laws that let them get away with not paying, outlaw combustion engines and pour money into wind and sun energy, make cannabis de-federalized and 100% legal and completely take it off any scheduling and use it for fuel, textiles, and other things it can be used for...
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(...sshhh don't, theres a squad)
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: masspan]
#27020360 - 11/03/20 09:35 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Loiter squad? Death squad? Mod squad?
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(...just, you know, there's a 'squad')
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: masspan]
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(exactly...it's not a game anyone wants to play and lose)
heeyyyy
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: masspan]
#27020390 - 11/03/20 09:51 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Well tell me more, morebread.
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: masspan]
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Can I be on the death squad? I have ninja stars and a couple pillowcases we can fill with potatoes or chalk or something
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Yeetusdeetus]
#27020393 - 11/03/20 09:52 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Pillow case with cue balls!
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masspan
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Yeetusdeetus]
#27020395 - 11/03/20 09:53 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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there isn't one (ask Ima, it's his thing, and stop drawing attention)
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: masspan]
#27020404 - 11/03/20 10:02 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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In the hypothetical event where a squad designated for the task of administering death were to be formed, I would like to hypothetically submit my application for said employment opportunity
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Asante] 1
#27020412 - 11/03/20 10:05 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Asante said: But did you vote for the SHIT KING 2020 ?
It is the closest race in the history of shroomery elections We got a tie between Asante n Paw Clicky and go Vote Paw now
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Yeetusdeetus]
#27020425 - 11/03/20 10:18 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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...fine, here's your ID, you still have to ask Ima though
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: masspan]
#27020438 - 11/03/20 10:27 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Spicemaster said:
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Asante said: But did you vote for the SHIT KING 2020 ?
It is the closest race in the history of shroomery elections We got a tie between Asante n Paw Clicky and go Vote Paw now
You may have bowltroll but my shit looks like a barely lit Orc outhouse in the Mines of Moria where dysentry rules
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tyrannicalrex said: How about tax the super rich fairly, legalize abortions to as many as they want no matter what, tax the god damn churches according to their wealth like the rich, life in prison for child molesters on the 1st offense if the kid is under a certain age (maybe 14?), or just life for doing it, cap pro sports players salaries at 1 mill and tax the wealthy more and eliminate loopholes in laws that let them get away with not paying, outlaw combustion engines and pour money into wind and sun energy, make cannabis de-federalized and 100% legal and completely take it off any scheduling and use it for fuel, textiles, and other things it can be used for...
Definitely taxing churches, I forgot to mention that earlier! All drugs are legalized, so no worries about weed. Tax loopholes, gone.
Combustion engines though...I dunno about that one. I think we can make electric and solar more affordable and widespread and the demand will shift by itself.
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Ima Trooper]
#27021289 - 11/04/20 11:41 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Maybe you can switch from internal combustion engines to external combustion engines
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Yeetusdeetus]
#27021291 - 11/04/20 11:42 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeetusdeetus said: In the hypothetical event where a squad designated for the task of administering death were to be formed, I would like to hypothetically submit my application for said employment opportunity
If such a squad were to exist, you could hypothetically consider yourself hired.
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Asante]
#27021292 - 11/04/20 11:43 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Asante said: Maybe you can switch from internal combustion engines to external combustion engines 
I've done that before, they don't tend to work so good after that.
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Ima Trooper]
#27021764 - 11/04/20 04:03 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Imagine the body of a car being the solar panel(s) that run it!
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Asante
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tyrannicalrex said: Imagine the body of a car being the solar panel(s) that run it!
Not enough power.
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Ima Trooper]
#27021797 - 11/04/20 04:21 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ima Trooper said: Combustion engines though...I dunno about that one. I think we can make electric and solar more affordable and widespread and the demand will shift by itself.
I would never vote for someone that wanted to take my engines away from me.
There's pretty much nothing in this world I'm as passionate about as a roaring, fire breathing, flame spitting engine that pushes me across the planet at speeds that make my head spin.
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Ima Trooper said: Combustion engines though...I dunno about that one. I think we can make electric and solar more affordable and widespread and the demand will shift by itself.
I would never vote for someone that wanted to take my engines away from me.
There's pretty much nothing in this world I'm as passionate about as a roaring, fire breathing, flame spitting engine that pushes me across the planet at speeds that make my head spin.
Which is exactly why I'm not oulawing them. I also love me some screaming horsepower.
I'm the moderate that bridges the gap. I want a Tesla because 0-60 in WTF, but I'll never take people's guns, engines, and drugs, and gay marriage away from them.
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Asante said:
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tyrannicalrex said: Imagine the body of a car being the solar panel(s) that run it!
Not enough power.
Not yet!
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Jokeshopbeard said:
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Ima Trooper said: Combustion engines though...I dunno about that one. I think we can make electric and solar more affordable and widespread and the demand will shift by itself.
I would never vote for someone that wanted to take my engines away from me.
There's pretty much nothing in this world I'm as passionate about as a roaring, fire breathing, flame spitting engine that pushes me across the planet at speeds that make my head spin.
My uncle has a country place That no one knows about He says it used to be a farm Before the Motor Law And now on Sundays, I elude the eyes And hop the turbine freight To far outside the wire where my White-haired uncle waits Jump to the ground as the turbo slows To cross the borderline Run like the wind as excitement shivers Up and down my spine But down in his barn My uncle preserved for me An old machine For fifty-odd years To keep it as new Has been his dearest dream I strip away the old debris That hides a shining car A brilliant Red Barchetta From a better vanished time We'll fire up the willing engine Responding with a roar Tires spitting gravel I commit my weekly crime Wind In my hair Shifting and drifting Mechanical music Adrenaline surge Well-oiled leather Hot metal and oil The scented country air Sunlight on chrome The blur of the landscape Every nerve aware Suddenly ahead of me Across the mountainside A gleaming alloy air-car Shoots towards me two lanes wide Oh, I spin around with shrieking tires To run the deadly race Go screaming through the valley As another joins the chase Ride like the wind Straining the limits Of machine and man Laughing out loud with fear and hope I've got a desperate plan At the one-lane bridge I leave the giants stranded At the riverside Race back to the farm To dream with my uncle At the fireside
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A lot of newer internal combustion sports cars play fake engine sounds through the speakers
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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Yeetusdeetus]
#27021847 - 11/04/20 04:47 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeetusdeetus said: A lot of newer internal combustion sports cars play fake engine sounds through the speakers
LOL, I'd rather feed my penis to a rabid goat.
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A chalk sack wielding death squad would never be able to sneak up on political opposition in anything but a prius
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