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Ima Trooper for President 2024 * 1
    #27019272 - 11/03/20 12:11 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

I'm just getting a start on rolling out my platform.

All drugs are legal and taxed. All prisoners currently incarcerated for non-violent drug offenses are freed. Money saved from keeping them locked up and from drug sales goes to harm reduction.


Any legal, consenting adult can marry any other legal, consenting adult. Your first marriage license is normal cost, but the second is $500 and it doubles each time after that to keep you from continually making bad choices.


Basic income for everyone based on cost of living per area. You can live on it, but that's about it. Want more? Get out there and contribute, you lazy hippy!


In order to get a gun permit, you must complete a comprehensive safety training course. That's the only restriction. Oh and open carry is illegal. Shut up, no one cares. Scared of other people having guns? Free counselling, and/or get yourself a gun. Sorry, it's America, no one can close Pandora's box, it's been open a long time.


Each person is allowed to have 1 child per lifetime. You can foster or adopt as many as you want though. But you don't get to claim children as dependents.


Reallllllly gonna crack down on what's available to eat in this country. Portion sizes are going way the fuck down. Fuck the opioid epidemic, the obesity epidemic is what is costing our country everything. If your kids are fat, you don't get them anymore.


Here's a big one: free health care and mental health care for everyone.


How am I paying for this fascist utopia, you ask? Easy. Individual income is capped at $1 million per year. Anything over that is straight up confiscated. If you can't live well on $1 million per year, well, I don't know what to tell ya. Maybe budget better.




Throw some questions my way, I'll let you know how my new world order will handle it. What are some hot topics for you?


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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #27019284 - 11/03/20 12:17 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Abortion?


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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: ModularMind]
    #27019296 - 11/03/20 12:24 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

Sounds like forced abortion, no?

This platform started out OK then got (admittedly)fascist. 

Odd... free to consume drugs, but overeating will be illegal?  You'll take away fat kids but what about reefer smoking kids.  Will you take those as well.  And where do all these fat kids go?  Starvation camps?  Do they get to wear stars when they sign in?


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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: ModularMind]
    #27019303 - 11/03/20 12:26 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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Abortion?




Totally legal, but on the second you get your tubes tied.


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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: iggycrop]
    #27019313 - 11/03/20 12:31 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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Sounds like forced abortion, no?

This platform started out OK then got (admittedly)fascist. 

Odd... free to consume drugs, but overeating will be illegal?  You'll take away fat kids but what about reefer smoking kids.  Will you take those as well.  And where do all these fat kids go?  Starvation camps?  Do they get to wear stars when they sign in?




Reefer doesn't cost the government money. Fat kids will lose the weight when their diet improves after being taken away, no need to punish them. There will obviously be a lot of education needed, and they won't be taken away just because they are fat. But if their fatness keeps increasing despite multiple trainings given to them and their parents, yeah, then they get to be wards of the state.


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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #27019318 - 11/03/20 12:34 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

U get my vote


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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #27019334 - 11/03/20 12:46 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

So what happens when 50% of the population decides not to breed and the other 50% of the population can only have 1 child? Who will pay the taxes for universal healthcare and basic wage when the current generation retires and 50% of people are on welfare? Then a generation after that when the same thing happens again? Guaranteed to lead to societal collapse given enough time.

Will the unrepentant fat kids be turned into soylent green? Or just trained from a young age as super soldiers?

Why restrict people from earning more money when you can just tax at a high rate. If you confiscate it all people won't bother to try and earn it, they'll stay home and take every legal high.(which will be all of them) What sort of government doesn't like money?

Why are marriages an issue? People just won't get married if you restrict it. Or there will be informal marriages not recognised by the state. Broken homes are the cultural and societal issue, not the institution of marriage.

If you're going to install a fascist utopia the plan at least has to be good on paper bro.


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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Gypsy Boy]
    #27019341 - 11/03/20 12:47 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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U get my vote




Thank you for your support.


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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Northerner] * 1
    #27019348 - 11/03/20 12:52 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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So what happens when 50% of the population decides not to breed and the other 50% of the population can only have 1 child? Who will pay the taxes for universal healthcare and basic wage when the current generation retires and 50% of people are on welfare? Then a generation after that when the same thing happens again? Guaranteed to lead to societal collapse given enough time.

Will the unrepentant fat kids be turned into soylent green? Or just trained from a young age as super soldiers?

Why restrict people from earning more money when you can just tax at a high rate. If you confiscate it all people won't bother to try and earn it, they'll stay home and take every legal high.(which will be all of them) What sort of government doesn't like money?

Why are marriages an issue? People just won't get married if you restrict it. Or there will be informal marriages not recognised by the state. Broken homes are the cultural and societal issue, not the institution of marriage.

If you're going to install a fascist utopia the plan at least has to be good on paper bro.




Great points, you're going to be my vice president, or chief advisor, or something. I'm hazy on the details, but it's gonna be great for almost everyone. Actually, that's my campaign slogan:

"It'll be great for almost everyone!"


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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #27019355 - 11/03/20 12:55 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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"It'll be great hazy for almost everyone!"




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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Northerner]
    #27019358 - 11/03/20 12:56 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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So what happens when 50% of the population decides not to breed and the other 50% of the population can only have 1 child? Who will pay the taxes for universal healthcare and basic wage when the current generation retires and 50% of people are on welfare? Then a generation after that when the same thing happens again? Guaranteed to lead to societal collapse given enough time.

Will the unrepentant fat kids be turned into soylent green? Or just trained from a young age as super soldiers?

Why restrict people from earning more money when you can just tax at a high rate. If you confiscate it all people won't bother to try and earn it, they'll stay home and take every legal high.(which will be all of them) What sort of government doesn't like money?

Why are marriages an issue? People just won't get married if you restrict it. Or there will be informal marriages not recognised by the state. Broken homes are the cultural and societal issue, not the institution of marriage.

If you're going to install a fascist utopia the plan at least has to be good on paper bro.




Chief Advisor Northerner, how would you address the birth control issue you brought up? The goal is to not die out as a society, but also to address the issue of people having way too many kids. Perhaps we can be a little less fascist and instead pour an obscene amount of money into education?

I feel like there are enough religious people who would insist on marriage that the country could make some money off of them.

The tax is a good point, maybe 75% of everything after $1 mil?


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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #27019361 - 11/03/20 12:57 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

lol with the exception of your fat kids policy, i am in, where were you 6 months ago?

and although it is a tempting thought, capping salaries at $1 million would likely never fly

everything else sounds pretty reasonable to me, will you be using your avatar for your posters? and how are you going to keep your opponent from bringing attention to your membership here?!? i don't know if the world is ready for you

:sunny:


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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: ModularMind]
    #27019362 - 11/03/20 12:57 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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Quote:

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"It'll be great hazy for almost everyone!"







With the amount of legal weed being smoked, yeah, probably.


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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: masspan]
    #27019368 - 11/03/20 12:59 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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lol with the exception of your fat kids policy, i am in, where were you 6 months ago?

and although it is a tempting thought, capping salaries at $1 million would likely never fly

everything else sounds pretty reasonable to me, will you be using your avatar for your posters? and how are you going to keep your opponent from bringing attention to your membership here?!? i don't know if the world is ready for you

:sunny:




Death squads for all who oppose me. Wait, hang on. Northerner, what are your thoughts? You need to temper my fascist "eat your vegetables or I'll kill you...either way they're good for you" nature.


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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #27019384 - 11/03/20 01:04 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

lol, you are doing a great job, i will write you a letter every week saying so :smile:

(...but you need to play that death squad stuff close to the vest, it's ok to have them, just not to be associated with them, the whole 'i have no recollection, Senator' schtick)


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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: masspan]
    #27019589 - 11/03/20 02:29 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

75% tax over 1 mil is a perfectly reasonable figure Chief Overseer Trooper. What I'd suggest we do as well is hand out public recognition awards to those people who contribute great amounts above the high tax threshold, so despite not getting the money they can appear as champions of the people. That should satisfy them.

We could also enforce population control through public service. Rather than trying to legislate how much people can and can't breed we put them to work for everyone. This can also apply for people who leave family units to the detriment of their children, and society in general. So for each child over the maximum 2 per couple or for every child that is left in a broken home the citizen must perform 2 weeks of public service per year until the child reaches the age of majority. This will also curb public infrastructure, maintenance and building costs significantly.

What do you think of my suggestions Chief Overseer Trooper?


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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #27019605 - 11/03/20 02:36 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

But did you vote for the SHIT KING 2020 ?


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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Ima Trooper] * 2
    #27019633 - 11/03/20 02:49 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

I don't support your platform, if I want to eat a giant bacon cheeseburger that's going to give me a heart attack that is my god given right as a freedom loving american god damn it :crankey:


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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: nooneman]
    #27019637 - 11/03/20 02:51 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

I would suspect a vegan agenda but there’s no way we wouldn’t have heard about it by now.


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Re: Ima Trooper for President 2024 [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #27019648 - 11/03/20 02:56 PM (3 years, 3 months ago)

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lol with the exception of your fat kids policy, i am in, where were you 6 months ago?

and although it is a tempting thought, capping salaries at $1 million would likely never fly

everything else sounds pretty reasonable to me, will you be using your avatar for your posters? and how are you going to keep your opponent from bringing attention to your membership here?!? i don't know if the world is ready for you

:sunny:




Death squads for all who oppose me. Wait, hang on. Northerner, what are your thoughts? You need to temper my fascist "eat your vegetables or I'll kill you...either way they're good for you" nature.



Death squads seem perfectly reasonable for organised opposition Chief Overseer. I think if we want to have a successful fascist state go from fledgling to imperial rule we will be better off just "disappearing" most antagonists before they are able to garner support.

Back to the fat kids though. Soylent green or supersoldiers? Maybe reconditioning will work if they're not too far gone. Parents of fat kids will obviously also need to attend reconditioning, as well as public service for their crime against society.


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