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babasau
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I got a letter in the mail from my bank...
#27013238 - 10/31/20 02:55 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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telling me to call them so I could certify a few purchases.
Guy on the phone: "So I see you made a purchase with OnlyFans, correct?"
Me half-baked in my truck outside my po box: "Yes, that's correct... You know Belle Delphine?..."
Guy on the phone: "..."
Me: "...She's hot as fuck bro, you should check her out. lol"
Guy on the phone: *slight chuckle* "Totally understandable."
Me: "Well, You have a great day bro."
Guy: "You too, sir."
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PatrickKn


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Re: I got a letter in the mail from my bank... [Re: babasau] 2
#27013700 - 10/31/20 11:59 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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She's fucking someone else, bro.
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Cannabischarlie
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Re: I got a letter in the mail from my bank... [Re: babasau]
#27013776 - 10/31/20 12:47 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Totally overrated
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we could all use a little more sunshine.
yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting. not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin. i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds
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yeah


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Re: I got a letter in the mail from my bank... [Re: babasau]
#27013795 - 10/31/20 12:56 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Based but there's a pic of her out there from years back where she has no wig or makeup on you probably don't want to see it
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babasau
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Re: I got a letter in the mail from my bank... [Re: yeah]
#27013808 - 10/31/20 01:04 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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yall haters. I thought i'd get a chuckle from someone. thought the story was pretty funny lol
that said i had to cancel the membership practically the next day cuz he price / content ratio was kinda meh; chaturbate is free and like 100x better lol
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yeah


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Re: I got a letter in the mail from my bank... [Re: babasau]
#27013811 - 10/31/20 01:06 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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do you know what based means
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babasau
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Re: I got a letter in the mail from my bank... [Re: yeah]
#27013815 - 10/31/20 01:11 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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not really
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yeah


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Re: I got a letter in the mail from my bank... [Re: babasau]
#27013819 - 10/31/20 01:16 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Agreeable. Admirable. Worthy of support.
Often used in contexts where the action or opinion ignores popular trends and social conventions or requires special effort.
Used either seriously or tongue-in-cheek to encourage eccentric behavior for comedic effect. A: I threw away my TV. I only read books now. B: That's based.
A: I broke all the lamps in my apartment. No more bowing down to big electricity. B: Based.
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babasau
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Re: I got a letter in the mail from my bank... [Re: yeah]
#27013842 - 10/31/20 01:29 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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ah i think i got you; so i'm based because idgaf about the anti-simp movement?
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Crazy_Horse
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Re: I got a letter in the mail from my bank... [Re: babasau]
#27013847 - 10/31/20 01:33 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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OP bought some of her bath water.
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Re: I got a letter in the mail from my bank... [Re: Crazy_Horse]
#27013860 - 10/31/20 01:37 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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*Mark 15:34  Gam zeh ya’avor...
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babasau
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Re: I got a letter in the mail from my bank... [Re: Crazy_Horse]
#27013863 - 10/31/20 01:39 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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naaaaaaah; that shit nasty to me; i would consider buying a belle delphine android though... >_>
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Re: I got a letter in the mail from my bank... [Re: babasau]
#27013869 - 10/31/20 01:40 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
babasau said: naaaaaaah; that shit nasty to me; i would consider buying a belle delphine panty though... >_>
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babasau
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Re: I got a letter in the mail from my bank... [Re: Amanita86]
#27013880 - 10/31/20 01:43 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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the whole panty thing never really got me off much tbh, except for this one time, but yall don't wanna hear about that
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